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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Would you rather:

    a) eat that burger
    b) eat those fries
    c) drink that Coke
    d) bang 2009 Carmen Electra raw dog
    OMG, there is a burger in that pic.

    Would you say that cheeseburger is in paradise?





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    I'd say it's right below paradise.

    Or right below where Denis Rodman used to shoot big loads.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Anything good to bet on tonight?
    Major League Soccer

    Oh wait... you said GOOD


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    Best thing to do today is make bets for the next few days.

    Or watch this over and over...

    <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/BowedSleepyArgentinehornedfrog' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='1180'></iframe>

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    I think I just pitched the perfect dookie,
    It was a six inch on piece horseshoe.

    Here's the beauty of it, I wiped down below, and not even as much as a brown racing stripe on the white toilet paper.

    That my friends is one magic dookie.








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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    It was a six inch on piece horseshoe...
    You took a shit on a piece of a horseshoe?

    just kidding.

    Thanks for the update.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Would you rather:

    a) eat that burger
    b) eat those fries
    c) drink that Coke
    d) bang 2009 Carmen Electra raw dog

    Is that an ice cold Mexican Coke made with real sugar?
    Are those hand-cut fries?
    Fresh, never frozen grass fed beef burger patty?

    Just too many variables.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post
    Is that an ice cold Mexican Coke made with real sugar?
    Are those hand-out fries?
    Fresh, never frozen grass fed beef burger patty?

    Just too many variables.....
    When all else fails, and there are too many variable, opt for the pussy.

    Amirite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Would you rather:

    a) eat that burger
    b) eat those fries
    c) drink that Coke
    d) bang 2009 Carmen Electra raw dog

    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    When all else fails, and there are too many variable, opt for the pussy.

    Amirite?
    Well, the whole thing is being presented as:
    Eat/Consume the burger, fries, & Coke,
    But "FU##" the pu$$y?
    I guess if that's the parameters, I'm FU##ING the pu$$y.....
    But - the whole thing is being presented as a "buffet" - so, if the 'fourth meal' is eat the Pu$$y, I need to know more particulars on the other 3 edible options.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I think I just pitched the perfect dookie,
    It was a six inch on piece horseshoe.

    Here's the beauty of it, I wiped down below, and not even as much as a brown racing stripe on the white toilet paper.

    That my friends is one magic dookie.








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    Teacher to Student*

    T: "Use the word 'centimeter' in a sentence"

    S: ‟My grandma was arriving at the train station so i was centimeter”
    T: ‟No, no, that‘s ‘Sent to meet her‘. Okay, try another one. Use ‘contagious‘ in a sentence please”
    S: ‟I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!”


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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post
    Well, the whole thing is being presented as:
    Eat/Consume the burger, fries, & Coke,
    But "FU##" the pu$$y?
    I guess if that's the parameters, I'm FU##ING the pu$$y.....
    But - the whole thing is being presented as a "buffet" - so, if the 'fourth meal' is eat the Pu$$y, I need to know more particulars on the other 3 edible options.....
    Fair enough. Love the fourth meal.

    Last edited by KVB; 11-24-20 at 07:16 PM.

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    So I get a call, it's my wife, car won't start.

    Bought it in February from CarMax and the battery was likely due.

    Bad cell, crisis dealt with.

    Could have been worse....


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    The KVB NCAAF UPSET Basket has added...

    289 28-Nov LOUISVILLE +102

    Here are the pending in that Fund...

    137 27-Nov STANFORD +110
    143 IOWA ST +115
    157 28-Nov GA SOUTH +104
    159 ARKANSAS +110
    171 W KENTUCKY -110
    181 PENN ST +160
    185 DUKE -110
    207 TULSA +110
    209 29-Nov UTAH +166




    Such talent

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

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    Daggles.
    I’ve been naughty, spank me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Daggles.
    I’ve been naughty, spank me.
    Naughty how?

    What did you do this time, Nasher?

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    Actually I’ve been good I just want to be spanked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Fair enough. Love the fourth meal.

    I’ve decided - I’m FU##ING the burger.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post
    I’ve decided - I’m FU##ING the burger.....
    You sure?

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    Nasher, if the man wants to fuk the burger let the man fuk the burger.

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    Daggles?

    Pie?

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    Homer selection here.

    Fairfield +20 Providence.

    Our new 2020 motto.
    “Fairfield U, We don’t suck ass at hoops anymore”

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    "If I had a gun for every Ace I've drawn.
    I could arm a town the size of Abilene."


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    I'm Det +3.
    Atl +3
    Phi +5.

    Also the UNDER in the Dallas game tonight.

    But you didn't here it from me.


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    I also just bought 6 NCAAF spreads but they will not get posted.

    So fukk off you thieves.

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    153 27-Nov S MISS +20.5 (-107)
    169 28-Nov MINNESOTA +22 (-110)
    209 29-Nov UTAH +4.5 (-108)
    233 28-Nov KANSAS ST +5 (-110)
    239 28-Nov UTEP +8 (-110)


    We've lost S Miss, Utah, and Minnesota. This is not workable, not at all.

    COVID a bigger problem than ever. For me, because I understand the script that comes down the pipelines for sports, I would rather have no sports than this shitshow market we have now.

    I might quit the game until the spring.

    If I do that, I'll have a lot of free time, lol, but then so will my team.



    It doesn't matter how much I win at sports, it won't be enough to sustain the business.

    This is significant on so many levels.


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    The KVB NCAAB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    617 25-Nov TOLEDO +3 (-109)

    As of now I want to run this Fund here, but I'm not gonna lie, you might not see me for a couple of months.

    I might just sit on my ass and do nothing, as I might have nothing to do.




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    Last year, the KVB NCAAB Contrarian Fund was up nearly 20 units hitting about 58%.

    That's following nearly 10 years of consecutive losses, with just one positive year in the middle there.

    I believe the market has bottomed and we have a positive NCAAB Contrarian Fund outlook moving forward.

    The only complicating factor here is COVID and the way it shakes up the markets. I will be testing constantly to see if it's sustainable, fadeable, or just on the watch list.


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    I can't believe FOX sports put my beloved Fairfield Stags on national TV

    That happens as frequently as your pal Nasher getting laid by super model.

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    Were we having pie last night?

    Did I miss out?

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