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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Ohhh christmas carols right outside my door
    That's what christmas mean to me my love
    That's what christmas means to me my love
    ‘‘Tis the season to get spammed with emails from unknown retailers.

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    no logo?
    what's gonna go on the t shirts

    was thinking for the opening animation, there can be a big beautiful woman who is twerking. the camera pans in from behind towards the dark buttcrack until the blackness completely overtakes the entire screen. then you can transition to the KVB logo

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    ‘‘Tis the season to get spammed with emails from unknown retailers.
    Or this:

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...ll-amazon.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Oh for sure.
    A lot of people imitating Amazon trying to get over.
    I get shit like that on a weekly basis, I never fall for it, but they try.

    Help me out here Daggles.

    I woke up this morning to a puddle of mystery water on the side of the bed on the floor.
    There were no juice cups or anything on the floor, there's no refrigerator in the bedroom, and my jockey shorts were bone dry.

    Thoughts as to what happened?

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    Cooper drooling? ceiling leaking?

    UTSA

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    i love ultimatums


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Oh for sure.
    A lot of people imitating Amazon trying to get over.
    I get shit like that on a weekly basis, I never fall for it, but they try.

    Help me out here Daggles.

    I woke up this morning to a puddle of mystery water on the side of the bed on the floor.
    There were no juice cups or anything on the floor, there's no refrigerator in the bedroom, and my jockey shorts were bone dry.

    Thoughts as to what happened?
    Nasher, do you sleep walk? If so, maybe you went for a glass of water in the middle of the night? Was there a used cup/glass anywhere in sight or in the sink?

    Maybe you sleep whizzed thinking the floor was your toilet?

    Maybe your dog whizzed?

    Are you sure it's water and not piss? You can taste it to make sure.

    Is it raining where you live? Did you look up to see if there is a leak? Or maybe condensation from the A/C?

    If the answer to all of the above is no then you better check your closets to see if somebody is hiding.

    If nobody is hiding in your home then the only obvious answers are either ghosts or space aliens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Maybe your dog whizzed?

    My money is on Cooper the Wonder Dog hanging s 4am leak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    My money is on Cooper the Wonder Dog hanging s 4am leak.
    Do a taste test to be sure.

    JJ could be in your closet.

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    That's pretty dope, KVB.

    And so it this.


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    Lol....

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    reported

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    i love ultimatums...
    Watching closely here. This was a week of manipulation anyway, as we see a market turn or stabilize. So I have to debate whether we push this out one more week or stop the opening bitz altogether.



    Iowa is -1.5 now, at least they are a road dog. Purdue was a road dog on these boards for a brief time, remember I bought the pickem at the open.

    Iowa, E carol, Rice, SJSU, SDSU all being watched closely.

    313 18-Nov W MICH -103 0.97 -107 Y 0.04
    327 20-Nov PURDUE -110 -1 -132 Y 0.22
    333 21-Nov IOWA +108
    341 E CAROL +108
    359 LIBERTY +132
    365 GA SOUTH +161
    375 RICE +108
    383 SJSU +103
    387 SDSU +105
    393 LSU +115

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nasher, do you sleep walk? If so, maybe you went for a glass of water in the middle of the night? Was there a used cup/glass anywhere in sight or in the sink?

    Maybe you sleep whizzed thinking the floor was your toilet?

    Maybe your dog whizzed?

    Are you sure it's water and not piss? You can taste it to make sure.

    Is it raining where you live? Did you look up to see if there is a leak? Or maybe condensation from the A/C?

    If the answer to all of the above is no then you better check your closets to see if somebody is hiding.

    If nobody is hiding in your home then the only obvious answers are either ghosts or space aliens.
    Maybe Nasher just made is lady squirt.

    Maybe.



    Right?????

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    Not many things more satisfying in life than stuffing your face with Cheez It crackers.

    I'm currently devouring a box of Italian Four Cheese.


    I ain't big time???

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    Notice East Carol and GA Southern and what happens with those games right as Rice tips off.

    It's not what they bring, it's how they bring it. Can you pick up what I'm putting down?

    If you can, then you realize if I lay all of this out in videos, pull the veil back a bit on the system at work, with these real time examples, that it could be a matter of time before, let's just say it exists because losers cry foul and winners are quiet. The more I speak up, the more trouble I invite.

    There's a reason we build up and then I conveniently stop analyzing as the markets play out.

    In public, we can only dance around the truth. But in private it's another story.


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    There's also a reason they ended Minny/Purdue like they did. It's a deliberated attempt to demoralize certain groups, make them think twice about betting into this shakeout.

    I've posted about this before, in multiple sports, some posts dating all the way back to the CFL days.

    With that in mind, my office hit the UPSET Basket even harder today.


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    This was posted by a Michigan Sheriff's deputy...



    Un-fukkin-real.

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    Why is Pence so tiny?

    That's rude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Lol....
    I had a pony.
    When I was a little girl in Poland we all had ponies.

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    I bet she could crush that Kamala watermelon with her thighs.

    I bet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Why is Pence so tiny?

    That's rude
    That's what the media said, and she got fired.


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    I fukked up this morning, App St, which was in the haymaker fund also qualified fo the UPSET Basket, I did not post it.



    This will be noted and once again show the differnce between an ideal world and one where we have to make the plays on the fly as the market floats around.


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    Well, at least she owns it.

    Right??








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    Bro, how does she check her oil with those nails!


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Bro, how does she check her oil with those nails!

    Very carefully?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    ...
    She should be careful, she might pop a lip.

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    ^
    It could be just me but there is nothing attractive about her.
    Not a thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Maybe Nasher just made is lady squirt.

    Maybe.



    Right?????
    I missed this post earlier.
    That's just wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I missed this post earlier.
    That's just wrong.

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    That razzle dazzle shit at the end works maybe 1 out of 1000 times.
    Got the over, should stick with totals and QB prop bets, been doing OK with those.

    Kudo's to IU in defeat, they gave them a game.

    I like the Sooners tonight.
    Did somebody say bedlam?

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    I've been making adjustments here and trying to even have a later market reaction.

    But for now, the biggest position I have is Iowa to win this game. Will be a heartbreaker if they lose.

    They fit the spots and had I been doing vids I might have gone into more detail here. If Iowa does win, then I may have let the thread down by not chiming in sooner. I was a little busy and getting pulled a few directions. The good news is that the late pressure on Iowa is a part of the give and take I always talk about and the market showed their cards this morning. I was a part of that pressure, along with all late Iowa buyers.

    That Iowa closer means I might just be able to post the opening blitz tomorrow. There's more evidence that yeah, I might mess up openers, but this was the week of consolidating manipulation, for lack of a better way to put it.

    Whatever.

    Go Iowa!!!!

    And watch out for OK ST, could see an upset there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post

    Kvb you're a smart motherfuker son.

    Fukk y'all been doing I've been MIA for a couple days?
    Getting screwed by refs...lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Bopps or brisket?
    Brisket, then Bopps.
    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Salmon or stinkers?
    Salmon.

    Maybe Bass...


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