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    Revolver literally in my mouth

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    DDD just belched!...


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    Googling best ways to shoot yourself in the head because I don't want to be one of those sorry motherfukers who knocks an eye out or some shit.

    Seriously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
    Manuel I beg of you to stop.
    PLEASE STOP!!!
    Out of sheer respect for you Javy!.......I was just sharing with DDD...He likes big girls...and I adopted him as my prodigal son and what the hell kind of father would I be if I didn't make my son belch?!!!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Out of sheer respect for you Javy!.......I was just sharing with DDD...He likes big girls...and I adopted him as my prodigal son and what the hell kind of father would I be if I didn't make my son belch?!!!...
    No. Ish

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Googling best ways to shoot yourself in the head because I don't want to be one of those sorry motherfukers who knocks an eye out or some shit.

    Seriously?
    https://youtu.be/DqvCA4c80GQ
    Last edited by smokenjoke; 11-06-20 at 10:10 PM.

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    Lol...,

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    Don't go back to the previous page, fellas.

    You have been warned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
    Great fukkin flick! Bravo soldier!

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    Imma go check out the last page

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Imma go check out the last page




    Grab a bleach bottle first. You gonna need it.


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    I did it all for DDD...and he stabs me in the fukkin back...


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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    No. Ish

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    It's hard to tell Nasher. If you put in more time, I bet you could answer it.

    Some software is "geared for action" so those quads might have come when there were multiple good hands at the table, that's a sign.

    Going to be pissed if this SJSU game is a 10 point game. That will push my early bets, but kill the 9.5's. I don't like where this Total is going for the game either. Not good for the dog, in my data driven opinion.

    Here's what I have tonight...

    311 6-Nov SJSU +291

    311 6-Nov SJSU +9.5 (-102)

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    Bang bang muthafuckas.

    Always win the ones we doubt.

    On the couch, watching different shit with the family. Fuggin last page came up and I quickly closed the iPad...lmao.

    I leave for one evening and what the hell you guys do in here?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Imma go check out the last page
    Fidels never made it back from the previous page.

    He either:

    1. Died of eyeball cancer
    2. Got so wet that he's bent over getting pegged by Sammy right now


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Bang bang muthafuckas.

    Always win the ones we doubt.

    On the couch, watching different shit with the family. Fuggin last page came up and I quickly closed the iPad...lmao.

    I leave for one evening and what the hell you guys do in here?





    KVB, we can't leave these guys alone. They start wild'n out.

    Nice cashes.

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    nice call and good hit, KVB!... (SJST)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Fidels never made it back from the previous page.

    He either:

    1. Died of eyeball cancer
    2. Got so wet that he's bent over getting pegged by Sammy right now

    post#100492....

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    Feeling kinda Pokey, might need a little stinker in my face, and her little slopper in my mouth.

    I'll keep ya posted

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Feeling kinda Pokey, might need a little stinker in my face, and her little slopper in my mouth.

    I'll keep ya posted

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Bitch ain't coming now I guess. Fukk that bitch. No little stinker for me.

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    I don't think they were called cough drops then



    Read this:

    Recent scientific research sought to corroborate this fable. It found that crows given a similar problem dropped stones into a tube containing water, but not into a tube containing sand. Crows also chose to drop solid rather than hollow objects into the water tube. It thus seems that crows do indeed understand basic cause-effect relations. Such causal understanding is no minor feat; children struggle with tasks like this until they are 5 years old!
    Furthermore, crows are renowned for crafting and using tools. They can carve thin strips of wood into skewers and bend wires into hooks to collect otherwise inaccessible food.



    Wait, do the male Penguins know they take a pebble? If not they are just thieving slut penguins.



    It wasn't even a real Ouija board. They got drunk and made it out of an empty wine glass and piece of paper.



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    Imagine trying to cap that weather into your games

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    The KVB NCAAF ATS/ML Fund has added...

    326 7-Nov GA SOUTH +3.5 (-110)


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    The KVB NCAAF Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    304 7-Nov TEMPLE +17.5 (-105)
    340 INDIANA +4.5 (-114)

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    Last week there were 12 NCAAF UPSET Basket plays.

    The first 5 lost and the Fund ended up down only -.52 units for the day.

    This week there were 12 UPSET Basket plays. The first 3 lost and then 5 of the next 9 fell victim to the King Flu.

    This is how the Kung Flu is affecting my business. We lost 1 in 5 games across the board Saturday but I lost 5 of 9 in the UPSET Basket.

    We are expecting a rise in the UPSET Basket but can't get it if they don't play.


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    The KVB Family of Funds today...

    Visiting Dog ML...

    287 4-Nov E MICH +181 -1
    311 6-Nov SJSU +291 2.91
    327 7-Nov HOUSTON +317
    345 BAYLOR +352
    349 MICHIGAN ST +216
    351 PURDUE +266
    355 7-Nov ARIZONA +428
    357 ARIZONA ST +340
    359 STANFORD +402
    373 T TECH +291
    377 WV +241
    379 NEBRASKA +166
    389 ARKANSAS ST +402
    395 W KENTUCKY +327

    Visiting Dog Fund...

    311 6-Nov SJSU +9.5 (-102) 0.98
    329 7-Nov UL MONROE +19.5 (-110)
    345 7-Nov BAYLOR +14 (-107)
    349 MICHIGAN ST +7 (-112)
    351 PURDUE +8.5 (-113)
    383 7-Nov UTSA +5 (-105)
    387 VANDERBILT +18.5 (-107)
    393 NEW MEXICO +16.5 (-110)
    395 W KENTUCKY +11.5 (-110)
    407 N ALABAMA +17.5 (-120)

    ATS/ML...

    329 7-Nov UL MONROE +19 (-105)
    326 7-Nov GA SOUTH +3.5 (-110)
    345 BAYLOR +14 (-107)
    356 UTAH -14 (-103)
    358 USC -10.5 (-109)
    393 NEW MEXICO +15.5 (-102)

    Totals...

    326 7-Nov TROY/GA SOUTH UNDER 54.5 (-105)
    356 ZONA/UTAH UNDER 55.5 (-103)

    UPSET Basket...

    285 4-Nov BALL ST +155 -1
    287 E MICH +161 -1
    295 OHIO -110 -1
    319 7-Nov PITT -110
    325 TROY -103
    331 LOUISVILLE -103
    361 WASH ST +106
    365 WASHINGTON -110
    379 NEBRASKA +161
    383 UTSA +161
    391 FLORIDA INT +108
    397 LOUIS TECH +115

    NCAAF Contrarian Fund...

    304 7-Nov TEMPLE +17.5 (-105)
    340 INDIANA +4.5 (-114)


    Good Luck.

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    You think your pal Nasher went overboard a tad with this latest post?


    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...tate-game.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    You think your pal Nasher went overboard a tad with this latest post?


    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...tate-game.html

    But nasher, what about the QB injury?????

    Just kidding of course.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    You think your pal Nasher went overboard a tad with this latest post?


    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...tate-game.html

    It's also why I used the Funds. I can just post a play and anyone who want's to know why can refer to the Fund description or ask specific questions..

    That way I can do one write-up for a whole set of games now and moving forward....lol.



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    The KVB NCAAF Contrarian Fund has added...

    327 7-Nov HOUSTON +13.5 (-104)

    This is bet105, but there are plenty of 12.5s out there too. I also have that.

    But 105 is slow to the punch here.

    Sharp play, perhaps.


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