[stevenash]

It never feels good giving birth from your asshole, Nasher.

I just got down on this:

TOTAL u3½+101 (1H Colorado Rockies vrs Oakland Athletics)

On a free play here at the SBR sports book, where dreams come true (don't 'ya know)?

Ticket#:4479586 Jul 29 03:40 PM

Jul 29 10:20 AM

MLB

STRAIGHT BET (FP) [902] OAK -146 ( ACTION )

0.00 / 32.88

[KVB]

I had a couple that hurt on the way out.

A guy I know had to have his intestines removed because he was addicted to opioids, guy shits in a bag through his stomach now.

That stuff is bad news.

[KVB]

Fukking opiods.

My doctor prescribes me opiods for my hip pain any-hoo I took two pills last night, and a hour ago it took me 20 minutes to pinch a log and when I was done I had tears in my and it felt like I passed a kidney stone.

Sounds like your sensitive to it. One problem is, unfortunately, is that you probably don't take them regularly, or daily, and that's good but it does wreak havoc on multiple systems, inlcuding the digestive.

if you take the regularly, those side effects will get better.

You could also consider something like docusate sodium, a non drug stool softener. Do not use a laxative.

Take the stool softener on days you need the pain medicine.

Any generic compared to Colace...

[KVB]

Here's the KVB MLB Contrarian Fund through 16 plays, with links to the plays.

958	28-Jul	CIN -110	-1
964		DET -105	0.95
974		HOU +126	-1
981		CHW +123	-1
		Tue	-2.05
		Week 1	-2.54
		Mon	-1
		Total	-5.59

That backbone contrarian set of plays is now 0-6. The good news is that we know what goes down must go up and we know that in the shortened season there will a compression factor giving us excess volatility. If each game really does represent 2.7 games then expect some streaks, at least in the backbone. Let's just keep getting triggers and keep plying away.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Are we still talking about poop in here or is it safe to come back?

[KVB]

Are we still talking about poop in here or is it safe to come back?

It appears the conversation has softened.

[KVB]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

OK Cool. I'll pull up a stool then.

[KVB]

Something about doo doo brown in this song...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

It's a trap

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Not a bad price

[BrickJames]

Not a bad price

https://www.familyhandyman.com/proje...se-a-hole-saw/

[KVB]

It's a trap

Wow, I'm guessing that's quite the oral capacity on her.

Anyone give it a try?

[BrickJames]

Wow, I'm guessing that's quite the oral capacity on her.

Anyone give it a try?

Probably need to use the nostrils.

[KVB]

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

968	30-Jul	ARI +146
974		BAL +222

These are both backbone plays. If the both lose, backbone plays go 0-8. IT's OCVID -19 style rare for that to happen.

[KVB]

Makin a lot of typos lately.

lol

need to excercise my fingers, small curl type lifts should do the trick...

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[BrickJames]

Makin a lot of typos lately.

lol

need to excercise my fingers, small curl type lifts should do the trick...

from Nude GIFs via Gfycat

Word on the street is MGK is getting plenty of finger exercise in that these days.

That lucky fukk

[KVB]

What are we thinking?

Pelicans/Clippers two pick? The other way around?

If the Jazz take a solid lead early, I'm betting NO live because it's not what they bring, it's how they bring it.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Word on the street is MGK is getting plenty of finger exercise in that these days.

That lucky fukk

Bricker, was she already banging MGK before breaking up with the 90210 dude?

You think they allow her to do ass play with her toe thumbs?

Who would say no to Megan Fox?

[KVB]

Word on the street is MGK is getting plenty of finger exercise in that these days.

That lucky fukk

Saw that. Saw he fell in love too.

He's lucky as shit, but 90210 boy got her for the good years.

Not saying I would kick her out of the bed for making crumbs, just pointing out that she her best years are probably behind her...lol.

Then again, as I search the GIFs, she still in some pretty good years...lol...

She's got the Dimples of Venus too...

[KVB]

That pic above is a refrigerator magnet.

LMAO

[KVB]

,,,the 90210 dude?...

...but 90210 boy...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[KVB]

She should have been a porn star.

I suppose it's not too late...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[KVB]

Seriously, if Octomom could do it, surely Megan Fox can too...

[KVB]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

You guys shoulda seen the shit I seen tonight.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Need a PUSH on these Dodgers.

But they still got 4 innings left.

Fawk?

Manny Wiener Fawk?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Fukk!!!

[KVB]

You guys shoulda seen the shit I seen tonight.

Do tell, do tell.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Do tell, do tell.

KVB, do you have one of those RING cameras?

[KVB]

If you mean the doorbell cam, then no.

No Ring, not yet at least. Should I get one?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

If you mean the doorbell cam, then no.

No Ring, not yet at least. Should I get one?

Yeah thats it

Get one.

So you you can see shit going on in your neighborhood.

I've seen mother fukkers trying to open car doors on multiple cars in my neighbors, all within 2.5 miles from me.

Yeah I get it.... 2.5 miles is far away... but shit, I had no idea this shit goes one at night, in the middle of the night, like that here. Damn.

Neighbors sharing videos of people stealing mail, trying to open car doors, pissing on the porch.

That's the thing... You share your videos with neighbors and they share them with you.... even 3 miles away.

Good shit man.

I've only had the cam for about 3 months now, and have seen crazy shit from the locals.

GO LAKERS!