[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

907	21-May	CIN +132
910		SF +106
919		SEA +118

[KVB]

STP

From beginning to end, not a disappointing track on it...

[SBR Drew]

From beginning to end, not a disappointing track on it...

Gotta agree...fantastic group and album.

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian RL Fund has picked up...

921

21-May

CHW +1.5 (+166)

A usual suspect and this game still has 2.5 hours of trading left. I think this price will do for us, at this time.

[KVB]

Nice, picked up than RL right before a market blink in my direction.

Let's see if holds or if that last hour really pushes Houston further out.

[turtledoves]

GSW +245, thinking of closing it out

kicked in the nuts gif convinced me to hold on

have tonight at 226.7, thinking of an over

[KVB]

kicked in the nuts gif convinced me to hold on

have tonight at 226.7, thinking of an over

Exactly.

Tell me the Warriors didn't just kick a ton of folks in the nuts, winning the game without covering the spread.

[turtledoves]

was taking a leak in the bathroom when my showerhead just dripped out some water. i took a shower in the morning, why did this happen now? is it because the exhaust fan turned on and slightly created a wind current to jar the showerhead nozzle? is it because i used water flushing, causing it to flow more to the showerhead nozzle?

[turtledoves]

Exactly.

Tell me the Warriors didn't just kick a ton of folks in the nuts, winning the game without covering the spread.

i guess more people took warriors spread than portland ML

[KVB]

was taking a leak in the bathroom when my showerhead just dripped out some water. i took a shower in the morning, why did this happen now? is it because the exhaust fan turned on and slightly created a wind current to jar the showerhead nozzle? is it because i used water flushing, causing it to flow more to the showerhead nozzle?...

It's because when you jizzed in the shower, some of it hit the showerhead and blocked one of the little holes.

Coincidentally, when you were taking a leak, it finally gave way, allowing the water it blocked earlier to drain free. Of course, it really only looks like coincidence. The vibration from the fan combined with the BBTD flopping out and slamming the floor, well, it was just enough to knock it loose from the shower head.

That's what I'm going with.

[KVB]

i guess more people took warriors spread than portland ML..

It was a natural set up, in a sense.

Those bets on Portland during the day were RLM and sharp as fuk, expecially the spread bets at +4.

But the spread saw pressure down because it was the Portland ML that was getting bought. By the time we were looking at a bucket or -2.5, Warriors backers were taking the spread, saving on the price.

My sources, once it all closed down showd exactly what was expected. The spread saw tickets on GS, the money more even while the moneyline had both tickets and money on Portland. Given you had to lay for GS, to have more money on Portland tells you what the market was thinking...Portland moneyline.

Let's all go big on the Warriors to sweep since we can no longer get Portland +4.

I could be wrong, but let's face it, everyone who thinks Portland has to win the game, for whatever reason, is just looking to get kicked in the nutz...

Could have had the middle there as I was dead set on Warriors winning that game.

[KVB]

Boy, that Cinci play in the Contrarian Fund sure does look like one of the best spots of the day.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

It's because when you jizzed in the shower, some of it hit the showerhead and blocked one of the little holes.

Coincidentally, when you were taking a leak, it finally gave way, allowing the water it blocked earlier to drain free. Of course, it really only looks like coincidence. The vibration from the fan combined with the BBTD flopping out and slamming the floor, well, it was just enough to knock it loose from the shower head.

That's what I'm going with.

KVB has all the real answers.

KVB, can you explain never-ending wipes after a poo?

[KVB]

...

Nice.

[turtledoves]

the vibrations of course
never ending wipes

slamming the floor that's what i'll tell the ladies

[turtledoves]

that's weird, i gave 3 points within 2 minutes. is 7pm the cutoff time or is it from last time you gave points? it must have just crossed the cutoff time

[KVB]

...KVB, can you explain never-ending wipes after a poo?

You mean to tell me, that no matter how many times you wipe your ass and look at it, it's never clean? There's always something?

Look, I hate to break it to you but, because of the tools required, when you constantly eat cereal out of your ass it messes up some crucial muscles in the anus. They become weaker and just don't do the job they used to.

The reason you can't seem to end the wiping after a poo is that there really isn't an "after a poo" as, again I hate to break it to you, you, sir, are constantly leaking.

You can blame the gay cheerios, the "Fruit" Loops if you will, but we all know it's how you eat them that counts.

I suggest you leave the orifice cereal action to the professionals...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Our very own Doctor Fukkin Ruth.

[gauchojake]

Does poster Fidel_CashFlow still post at SBR???????

[KVB]

Our very own Doctor Fukkin Ruth.

Thank you, thank you.

I was offered a position at Donkland, a sort of adviser to the guests if they need me. I turned it down though.

I went to visit and you wouldn't believe the things you step in when you walk the grounds of Donkland.

Then everyone just walks inside, on the carpet, with their shoes.

It's unbelievable, I came back to Cali...

[KVB]

Does poster Fidel_CashFlow still post at SBR???????

Yeah he just posted a total last week, I think it lost.

Miserably.

[KVB]

Bought some Toronto +145 and +152 LIVE.

Looking to sell it back but it might take a while to come my way.

[KVB]

Already sold back at MIL +138.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Does poster Fidel_CashFlow still post at SBR???????

We ran him off.

He’s working 90 hour weeks at Baskin Robbins, mopping floors now.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Thank you, thank you.

I was offered a position at Donkland, a sort of adviser to the guests if they need me. I turned it down though.

I went to visit and you wouldn't believe the things you step in when you walk the grounds of Donkland.

Then everyone just walks inside, on the carpet, with their shoes.

It's unbelievable, I came back to Cali...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Bought some Toronto +145 and +152 LIVE.

Looking to sell it back but it might take a while to come my way.

What book are you using, KVB?

[gauchojake]

We ran him off.

He’s working 90 hour weeks at Baskin Robbins, mopping floors now.

I thought that's what he was doing before?????

Fidel get me a scoop of Peanut Butter and Chocolate and Jamocha Almond Fudge ok???

[KVB]

What book are you using, KVB?

This was all Heritage. I win a little more if it's Toronto.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

This was all Heritage. I win a little more if it's Toronto.

I’ll take Middle since I get 2 for 1.

[turtledoves]

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Yeah he just posted a total last week, I think it lost.

Miserably.

Well then there’s this parlay to win a ton of money

HOUSTON ASTROS -1½-168 ( D COVEY / J VERLANDER )
			NHL	05/21/2019 08:08 PM	[26] ST. LOUIS BLUES -1½+150

[Fidel_CashFlow]

And my Blues going to The Stanley Cup

Notice the +150 on the blues

do you know what that does to a 2 man parlay

[turtledoves]

glad your bets won
just lost phillies +175 in the bottom of the 9th

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Well then there’s this parlay to win a ton of money

HOUSTON ASTROS -1½-168 ( D COVEY / J VERLANDER )
			NHL	05/21/2019 08:08 PM	[26] ST. LOUIS BLUES -1½+150

And my Blues going to The Stanley Cup

Notice the +150 on the blues

do you know what that does to a 2 man parlay

Welcome back.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Not over yet

3 more outs left