1. 02-05-19 12:58 PM #77981
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    this:
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-05-19 at 01:04 PM. Reason: in case that is a tranny with a real cok instead of a babe with a fake cok strapon....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ...A FLORIDA man who claims he suffered whiplash injuries on the eve of his wedding after being buffeted about the head by a stripper's 60in breasts is suing a topless club for damages.

    The lawsuit odd even by American standards alleges that Paul Shimkonis (38) suffered bodily injury, disability, pain and suffering, disfigurement, mental anguish and loss of capacity for the enjoyment of life.

    Tawny Peaks, with a 60-inch bust, was accused of ``forcing her very large breasts into his face causing his head to jerk backwards''.

    ``It's no joke,'' Mr Shimkonis said yesterday. ``She jumped up and slammed her breasts on my head and knocked me out.

    ``It was like two cement blocks hit me. I've never been right since.''...
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    ...A manager at the club said: ``If I had been injured, I'd have just loved it. I wouldn't complain.''...


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  3. 02-05-19 01:01 PM #77983
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    this:

    Let's not get a warning here.


    I think we've pretty much covered watermelon basics.

    Nothing left to do now but...

    Last edited by KVB; 02-05-19 at 01:19 PM. Reason: Just in case...LMAO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post






    Alex, I'm going to go with "what are fake implanted OUTSIDE the muscle instead of underneath it?".....
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I think we've pretty much covered watermelon basics.

    Nothing left to do now but...


    dude copied my pussy eating and cinnamon ring devouring technique....
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    The NBA Contrarian Fund has picked up...

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    Gonna be a grind for NBA Unders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    this:
    Last edited by Auto Donk; Today at 02:04 PM. Reason: in case that is a tranny with a real cok instead of a babe with a fake cok strapon....
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    I gotta admit, I never really got one of my best friend's wife's fantasy about wanting to see a bunch of guys simultaneously screw a watermelon (positioned all around it, each with a hole in the melon to plow), but after watching that f'n tranny railin' away on that melon, I kind of get it.... i guess....


    ps... is it watermelon season yet?
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    The forecat just keep trying...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    The forecat just keep trying...

    first that guy in the watermelon eating contests rips me off, now the cat using my "clit attention" technique used in foreplay before I go in for the glazed donut effect....
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    i've never been a big fan of breakfast cereals, but maybe I might try fruit loops......




    just gotta convince my wife that "it's all in the presentation"......
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-05-19 at 02:30 PM. Reason: just in case that wasn't actually a bowl those fruit loops were being served out of....
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    Last edited by Auto Donk; Today at 03:30 PM. Reason: just in case that wasn't actually a bowl those fruit loops were being served out of..
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    The Visiting Value Fund has picked up...

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    Good Luck, wait, I'm not supposed to be posting this subset, lol.

    Sometimes the Forecat gets aggressive...

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    Could of won so much money ........
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    I should of hedged the small amount in total I had on all those parlays with Rams as the finisher
    just glad I didn’t lose much or would be very disappointed

    boring super bowl btw , and I love defense
    it just felt off for a super bowl
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    Left or right?


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    Left
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    Her ass looks delicious
    the one on the right looks weird as fukk
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    I answered ur question bitch , I deserve some feedback
    plus I doubt anyone picks the pink broad on the right
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    McDonald’s marketing strategies are changing year by year


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    The Visiting Value Fund has picked up...

    619 5-Feb BALL ST +2.5 (-105)

    Good Luck, wait, I'm not supposed to be posting this subset, lol.

    Sometimes the Forecat gets aggressive...

    Fuk, meant to add tomorrow's in this post.

    Visiting Value Fund...

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    KVB , it’s finally slowing down enough to where I have to,e to post at the shop
    sold 27 so far , kind of nice to be able to have some time to chill here
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    Good Luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Spring and summer going to be a boom for you.

    All year going to be a boom for you , buddy
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    Good luck man , can’t bring myself to bet on college hoops
    that isn’t March madness ......
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    Lmao , the dude recording lolololol

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    Yo Fiddy. You no longer work at the telly?
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