If you’re black, you can make jokes about black people, if you’re disabled, you can make jokes about disabled people.
As long as you are part of the group you are making fun of, you get a free pass.
Anyways,
Two pedophiles walk into a bar…
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11-29-22 12:12 PM #154456
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11-29-22 01:20 PM #154457
Reported for being the original poster
Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
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11-29-22 01:21 PM #154458
Magnificent ball work Originally Posted by stevenash
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11-29-22 02:23 PM #154459
Believe it or not, I can do that, inlcuding behind the back throws. I'm actually a pretty good juggler. Originally Posted by stevenash
All she's doing is one hand juggling, but with both hands at the same time. To be juggling you must have more things to juggle than you do hands juggling them.
In her case, she has two balls for one hand, this is the most common way to juggle 4 balls. Notice the same two balls are always juggled from the same hand.
To juggle 3 or 5 balls, she would be crossing over where each hand gets a touch of each ball.
You can learn this too. Pick up two balls or lemons in one hand, throw one up in the air and right before you catch it throw the other ball in the air. Only involve the original hand.
Notice that to add a third ball you simply throw the ball to the other hand and right before you catch it, you throw ball your holding back to the other hand. Notice, in this method of juggling, there is only one ball in the air at a time.
The other method of juggling 3 balls is to throw them in a circle, like you see in cartoons. In this method, there are 2 balls in the air at the same time while one is transferred between hands...
I used to juggle 3 lemons and catch one on the back of my neck, straighten up, and let it roll down my back and I could kick it with heel back up over my head to keep juggling.
That's actually easier to execute than juggling 5 balls. Which I can do, but not nearly as well.
Been a while since I've juggled in earnest, but it's a lot like riding a bike. I can pick up any three things and juggle them.
I can even juggle scarves, which could be the hardest things of all to juggle, even if it doesn't seem like it...
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11-29-22 02:23 PM #154460
Originally Posted by Optional
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11-29-22 02:25 PM #154461
cool Originally Posted by stevenash
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11-29-22 03:13 PM #154462
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11-29-22 03:20 PM #154463
Ally just got back from running errands and she asked me "did we win"?
I told her "Yes, we beat those Sand Niggazs 1-0"
Ally gave me a dirty look, so I asked her, "What, I can't say 'sand' any longer"?
(it's a joke people, a joke)
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11-29-22 03:23 PM #154464
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11-29-22 03:32 PM #154465
Who wants firecracker chicken?
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11-29-22 03:36 PM #154466
Originally Posted by stevenash
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11-29-22 03:43 PM #154467
It's always funny until the joke is about you. Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
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11-29-22 03:43 PM #154468
Thar shit is so good. Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
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11-29-22 03:55 PM #154469
Diggity Dags?
Would you tap Jelly Clarkson?
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11-29-22 03:58 PM #154470
Originally Posted by stevenash
Diggity Dags?
Would you tap Jelly Clarkson?
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11-29-22 04:03 PM #154471
Camel jockey Originally Posted by stevenash
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11-29-22 05:00 PM #154472
^
More accurate and pc
Yes
Is this Marvel again?
Dog meets puppy for the first time...�������� pic.twitter.com/lYSV8hsxuR
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11-30-22 08:57 AM #154473
He pretends to be tired so they can lift him up pic.twitter.com/NojPm0LG3x
— Puppies �� (@puppiesheavens) November 29, 2022Points Awarded:
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11-30-22 10:05 AM #154474
He converted for the jokes Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
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11-30-22 10:14 AM #154475
The Philadelphia Cream Cheese Heads ����pic.twitter.com/fyuBvlB9PA
— ExtremeSportLocks (@LocksExtreme) November 28, 2022
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11-30-22 10:14 AM #154476
This offends me as a comedian.
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11-30-22 10:38 AM #154477
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11-30-22 10:48 AM #154478
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11-30-22 10:56 AM #154479
Originally Posted by stevenash
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11-30-22 11:06 AM #154480
Originally Posted by DwightShrute
I’d rather eat at an ‘Oysters’ than a ‘Hooters’ - how come nobody’s started that?!?!Points Awarded:
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11-30-22 11:17 AM #154481
https://nypost.com/2022/11/26/i-brok...-were-shocked/ Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
I’d rather eat at an ‘Oysters’ than a ‘Hooters’ - how come nobody’s started that?!?!
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11-30-22 11:23 AM #154482
Feelin' some Bobby today.
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11-30-22 11:28 AM #154483
It would probably be difficult to serve food in the uniform. Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
I’d rather eat at an ‘Oysters’ than a ‘Hooters’ - how come nobody’s started that?!?!
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11-30-22 11:39 AM #154484
In community news, I recently became the treasurer of an education foundation tied to the high school. It's been a good organization but with COVID and since it's had some trouble getting involvement. I'm here to help turn that around and raise community awareness, assets, and money.
Holding a fundraiser tonight. I created a budget and tied it to a calendar of events this and will make one for next. There's a new secretary along with me, looks like she'll put in a lot of time and effort, and that's awesome. We aren't the only involved, but we are the only two board members at the moment, that's how skeletal it is.
Here's to meeting the budget goal I set for tonight. I have an "open ended" spot in the budget in the sholarship section, for now, so any extra translates to bigger or even more scholarships at the end of the year.
Wish us luck tonight. This is a small concession type and souvenir sales fundraiser, but I consider these events essential. Probably going to organize a giant silent auction/dinner for the spring, could bring a ton of scholarship money there.
Of all the budgets I've worked with over the years in the community, within the school system, and even with the bud growing operations, this will be the smallest by far. Going to try to grow the shit out of this thing. That fundraiser in the spring might double the existing operating budget by itself.
We'll see. One event of at a time. Wish us luck. The more we raise, the more we give back to the students.
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11-30-22 11:42 AM #154485
Raquel Welch and the Pope on a life boat..yada yada yada, those aren't buoys
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11-30-22 12:31 PM #154486
Ohhhh Raquel Welch. Cat fight. Meeeooowwew! Originally Posted by jackpot269
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11-30-22 12:51 PM #154487
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11-30-22 01:37 PM #154488
Originally Posted by stevenash
“Yeah, you’re a young, nubile, 20-year-old with nice t!ts and a hard body willing to work at Hooters?!?!
We’ll look the other way on the pink hair and neon eye shadow…..”
~ Sincerely, Hooters management and customers…..
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11-30-22 02:13 PM #154489
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11-30-22 02:25 PM #154490
Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
My rising boner was nervous for a second…..
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