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    Need points PERIOD in the A&M/Miss St game.

    Da fuk are these teams doing?


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    'Bama/Arky OVER 61












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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post





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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Need points PERIOD in the A&M/Miss St game.

    Da fuk are these teams doing?

    Oh, I won too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Good call sailor

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Oh, I won too.



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    Her hips donít lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Her hips don’t lie.
    "Your honor, for my next witness, I'd like to call Shakira's hips to the stand.'

    "Do you swear to tell the truth, thewhole…oh right."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Good call sailor
    Popeye?

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    A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.
    As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens.
    The farmer is impressed.
    At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens.
    The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried.
    Next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks, and even the cows.
    Later, the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
    The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"
    And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says: “Shhhh! They are about to land!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.
    As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens.
    The farmer is impressed.
    At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens.
    The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried.
    Next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks, and even the cows.
    Later, the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
    The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"
    And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says: “Shhhh! They are about to land!"
    That’s one of my favorite jokes Nasher.

    I always tell that one at parties and then everybody wants to bang me after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Popeye?

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    Oh wow is that pre spinach Popeye?

    If so, can you imagine that tool after a can of spinach?

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    You know how Popeye never gets a rusted dick? He sticks it in olive oil.

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    Iíve never been called breathtaking either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Oh wow is that pre spinach Popeye?

    If so, can you imagine that tool after a can of spinach?

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    NFL

    20221002/JAC/PHI Over 44

    fukkers took down the hidden api I was using, have to throw away 30 hours of modelling work


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    ^

    Good luck Wolfie.

    Steelers OVER 41.5
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    Donald Trump finds a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie comes out.

    Genie: "I grant you three wishes."
    Trump: "I'm tired of getting sued for everything I do. I want there to be no more courts."
    Genie: "Granted. You have no wishes left."
    Trump: "What the hell? You told me I had three wishes, and I only used one!"
    Genie: "Sue me."






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    I hate Andy Dalton

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    Erin Andrews is so skanky she's ickier than Fergie.
    That's what I call skanky.



    Hi Daggles.





    What's Marvel up to?

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    Is that an attack dog?

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    Marvel’s current situation:

    Laying down sleeping next to the back door like a lazy motherfukker.

    She likes it there because it’s tiled and cooler. Plus she can pop hear up up and look outside to see if there are any squirrels to chase.

    Marvel is an expert squirrel chaser now. Marvel is also an amateur squirrel catcher. She never even comes close to snaggin’ one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Is that an attack dog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
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    Last night was caramelized onion, fennel, & mushroom soup - with some salmon croquettes and my homemade seafood cocktail sauce to dip them in. Good luck today ‘Fly Me’ crew!


    4-C8411-D9-3-DB6-4951-92-CB-4610-CC75-EDC9 27-FF66-B5-D89-B-4966-8000-9-B402733-EBE1 1-DA57784-D033-4047-95-F2-5841733-C0466 AD4-BC75-C-5-CFF-4770-8-F58-FEF452-E7-ECC5 E807-E81-B-2-F81-403-F-A05-E-CC66040-BF171
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post


    Last night was caramelized onion, fennel, & mushroom soup - with some salmon croquettes and my homemade seafood cocktail sauce to dip them in. Good luck today ‘Fly Me’ crew!


    4-C8411-D9-3-DB6-4951-92-CB-4610-CC75-EDC9 27-FF66-B5-D89-B-4966-8000-9-B402733-EBE1 1-DA57784-D033-4047-95-F2-5841733-C0466 AD4-BC75-C-5-CFF-4770-8-F58-FEF452-E7-ECC5 E807-E81-B-2-F81-403-F-A05-E-CC66040-BF171

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    175 pts

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    Some chicken thighs brining/marinading
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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    Some chicken thighs brining/marinading
    Yes please.

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    soaking in onion, jalapeno, bbq rub, hot sauce and pickle juice
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    Well now you guys got me all kinds of hungry and shit.

    So I took out this ribeye to defrost.

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