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    Quote Originally Posted by jackpot269 View Post
    Was on an airplane and flight attended was giving the flight instructions and she got to the point where she said "In case of an emergency stick your head between your legs" I looked at her and said if I could do that id never leave the house!!
    Jackie, did you get her number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yes Fidels was a Hellman’s guy.

    KVB always been a ranch guy.

    He was in a ranch ad as a kid.




    KVB, they knew right?
    How come his right hand looks like it belongs to Rocky Marciano?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Jackie, did you get her number?
    I tried buddy, but when I attempted the emergency procedure she suggested, she called the Air Marshell on me

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    Quote Originally Posted by edawg View Post
    How come his right hand looks like it belongs to Rocky Marciano?
    Did KVB grow up to be Mister Fister?

    Wow… theres pics of him with the At&

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackpot269 View Post
    Was on an airplane and flight attended was giving the flight instructions and she got to the point where she said "In case of an emergency stick your head between your legs" I looked at her and said if I could do that id never leave the house!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Jackie, did you get her number?

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    Your face is my case.

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    ^
    You see the new commercials "Jackie" is doing for Snyder's pretzels?
    Genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Did KVB grow up to be Mister Fister?

    Wow… theres pics of him with the At&
    Is it true KVB used to be known as Joey Knuckles back in the day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Cooper says woof-woof-bark

    Which means "Thank you Wolfie"

    He comes on like a dream, peaches and cream...
    Wait a minute he's 19 not 16
    Never mind
    Thanks Cooper and Nasher, hope it was a good one

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    20220706/NYM/CIN Under 9.5

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    Was looking into the PoopStick to see how it compares to the Squatty Potty. If you spend 35 minutes on the can reading Reddit, will your feet fall asleep like it does on the Squatty Potty? Whoever named that product though maybe should've consulted more marketing companies for search engine optimization considerations.

    When you search PoopStick on Google Images (all one word) you get the product you are looking for



    But if you search poop stick (space included), there are only disgusting results of feces and sticks.


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    That turd looks like somebody who was using a colon cleanser.

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    Nomination(s):
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    That turd looks like somebody who was using a colon cleanser.
    That's Joey Chestnut's turd from yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    That's Joey Chestnut's turd from yesterday.
    No, this is.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    No, this is.

    I have that episode on tape, the greatest South Park episode ever.

    They (pardon the pun) totally ripped Bono a second asshole in that one.

    Poor Randy, all he wanted was to be the record holder for the world's biggest turd.
    That's all he wanted out of life.

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    Macho Man?

    RIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Macho Man?

    RIP


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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Holy shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Holy shit


    Hey Dags?
    Can you keep a secret?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post


    Hey Dags?
    Can you keep a secret?
    No. But you should tell me anyways

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    No. But you should tell me anyways
    My real name is Letisha McPeanuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    My real name is Letisha McPeanuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    iCarly is one of the most underrated funniest shows of all time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    My real name is Letisha McPeanuts.
    I go by Tiger or Horse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I go by Tiger or Horse.
    Would you like to hold Peter Penguin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Would you like to hold Peter Penguin?
    From Pittsburgh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    From Pittsburgh?
    Would you?




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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Would you?




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    Toes Daggles, toes.







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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Would you?



    Forever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Forever
    X 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Toes Daggles, toes.







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