1. 06-06-13 12:22 PM #1
    sweep
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    And the "Fukk You!" of the day goes to....

    The Electric company repair manFUKK YOU PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!

    Had an appointment set between 8am and Noon today for this fukk to come and check out the fridge.
    Got fridge on full blast and its not as cold as I would like it to be. Pay extra a year for the "worry free" warranty on all appliances, no charge for service/repairs etc....

    Needless to say the fukk didnt show up in the 4 hour window...

    I finally sit down on the can at about 12:25 to take a sh*t and whatya know, this fukk is pounding on the front door...Finish my biz and the pricks gone

    RIGHT HERE PRICK!

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  2. 06-06-13 12:23 PM #2
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  3. 06-06-13 12:25 PM #3
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    You coulda always taped a message on front door "im taking a dump rightnow please wait"
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  4. 06-06-13 12:26 PM #4
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    Shoulda left a note on the door, those pricks always show up late.

    worry free warranty is -ev.
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  5. 06-06-13 12:30 PM #5
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    Happens to me all the time duck hunting. Bout the time ya stand to take a leak... Get down, BIRDS TO THE NORTH!!

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  6. 06-06-13 01:18 PM #6
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  7. 06-06-13 03:08 PM #7
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  8. 06-06-13 03:57 PM #8
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    High roller blues.
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  9. 06-06-13 08:06 PM #9
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    Every time I prank Victoria's Secret by trying on one of their lacy thongs, it never fails, I always get an erection. It's completely random but it's just flat out bizarre. Kind of like BigDay when he's gotta pee and the birds appear miraculouslyl from the north. Or like Loshak when he always picks up a chick that happens to have a package. Just defies the odds.
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  10. 06-07-13 02:59 AM #10
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