1. 05-31-13 06:10 PM #1
    MonkeyMoney
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    so this never happened before..

    I sleep walked last night and took a piss in my cats litter box!! weird but very funny..


    good day
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  2. 05-31-13 09:00 PM #2
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    How do you know what happened if you were asleep??
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  3. 05-31-13 09:06 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    How do you know what happened if you were asleep??
    Maybe he suspected that someone was pissing in the cat's litter box(other than the cat) so he set up a hidden camera to catch the culprit and then the next morning when he viewed the video he discovered the shocking truth.
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  4. 05-31-13 09:11 PM #4
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    that's just code for spanking his monkey
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  5. 05-31-13 09:35 PM #5
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    lol you guys

    i thought i dreamt it but then when i looked in the box i saw a "pee patern" that is not cat like!! haha
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  6. 05-31-13 09:43 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyMoney View Post
    I sleep walked last night and took a piss in my cats litter box!! weird but very funny..


    good day
    I did that once but took a shit in the litter box. My friend came over the next day and said "what .... do you have a mountain lion for a pet?"
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  7. 06-01-13 08:08 AM #7
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    Sounds like me on Ambien.

    No telling what trouble I can get into.
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  8. 06-01-13 08:17 AM #8
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    Maybe you used to be a cat in another life and still have cat tendencies
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  9. 06-01-13 08:55 AM #9
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    That cat shoulda put them claws in you for that sign of disrespect. You owe em a new litter box, some toys, and snacks. Make it happen.
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  10. 06-01-13 05:31 PM #10
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    i did make it up to my

    i let her have 30 second with my horse sized doberman!! she loves to his face up!!
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  11. 06-01-13 08:01 PM #11
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    Maryland teacher doing it with family dog has this happened before?
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  12. 06-01-13 11:56 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Maryland teacher doing it with family dog has this happened before?
    wrong forum brah
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  13. 06-02-13 12:25 AM #13
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    I used to do that often when I'd get loaded. Id sleep walk and piss all over. Seriously! On different occasions I pissed in the hamper, on my wife's shoes in the closet, the mini bar at the Sheraton in Bakersfield, an oscillating fan( off luckily), behind my aquarium, and on my cousins vinyl collection. Got know idea how it would happen. Those are just the places someone caught me pissing while sleep walking. I'm sure I've done it more and never been discovered. I think maybe I would be dreaming of having a pee and wasn't coherent enough to find the john. Fuggin bizzare.
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  14. 06-02-13 03:06 AM #14
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    Samurai piss away
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  15. 06-02-13 09:07 AM #15
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    Just piss in your bed like IWYM
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  16. 06-02-13 10:09 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Just piss in your bed like IWYM
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