1. 05-27-13 10:10 PM #1
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    Breaking News! Ray Lewis Breaks Both Legs In Car Accident Moments Ago...

    More to come
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  2. 05-27-13 10:13 PM #2
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    Wtf
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  3. 05-27-13 10:14 PM #3
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    weeder u should be updating the score table at the tourney that you're running, instead of posting this
    weeder set your priorities straight
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  4. 05-27-13 10:15 PM #4
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    ...
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  5. 05-27-13 10:18 PM #5
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    False

    Google it, Baltimore Sun posted something about it 6 hours ago and the page is gone.


    Carry on.
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  6. 05-27-13 10:18 PM #6
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    it would be fitting karma's a bitch.....he's a penetrate
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  7. 05-27-13 10:18 PM #7
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    My inside sources on the scene indicate it involved a 76 year old woman and Ray Lewis? I'm trying to get more information as we speak.Seaweed Nation first on the scene.
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  8. 05-27-13 10:19 PM #8
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    this better be true or I'm gonna lose all respect for seaweed nation
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  9. 05-27-13 10:19 PM #9
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    This news story is yet to be confirmed, although it has been circulating media sources
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  10. 05-27-13 10:20 PM #10
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    I did not make this up. I'm reporting what has been published.
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  11. 05-27-13 10:21 PM #11
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    saer has absolutely no shame at this point

    saer im embarrassed for you

    saer im not sure you even feel that emotion

    saer thats not a good thing
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  12. 05-27-13 10:22 PM #12
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    PRO FOOTBALL NEWS:Ray Lewis Breaks Both Legs In Car Accident THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING...Baltimore May 27, 2013 30 minutes ago... A spokesperson for the Baltimore highway safety authority (HSA) has confirmed that Ray Lewis has broken both of his legs in a traffic altercation. He has been transported via ambulance to a local Baltimore hospital for treatment, and the full extent of his injuries are not known at this time, however, both of his legs were visibly broken and not life threatening according to sources. The accident involved a 2012 BMW driven by Ray Lewis and a 76 year old female driver in a 2010 Audi. The driver of the Audi was issued a citation for failing to stop at a red light before striking the vehicle driven by Ray Lewis at a high rate of speed. Team spokespersons could not be reached for comment at this time. Additional details and information will be updated as it becomes available. This story is still developing
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  13. 05-27-13 10:22 PM #13
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    Seaweed

    Ray Lewis broke both of his legs in a car accident. At least that's what the Internet is saying. However the Baltimore Ravens linebacker didn't break his legs because he was never in a car accident. Ray Lewis is the victim of an Internet hoax.
    A report came out this weekend by Global Associated News, which read:
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  14. 05-27-13 10:22 PM #14
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    saer


    A message at the bottom of the site reads:
    "FAKE... THIS STORY IS 100% FAKE! this is an entertainment website, and this is a totally fake article based on zero truth and is a complete work of fiction for entertainment purposes! this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment."
    Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Carolina Panther's quarterback Cam Newton became the victim of the same exact hoax a few months ago.
    Lewis did not get in a car accident and he did not break both of his legs. Yet fans of the football star have taken to Twitter to discuss the rumor which they believe is true.
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  15. 05-27-13 10:25 PM #15
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    more details coming out

    apparently Lewis ran over Rick Moranis and Mickey Rourke killing them both
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  16. 05-27-13 10:25 PM #16
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    Guys don't shoot the messanger, I don't know if this has been a false report or not just reporting news. Sorry if it turns out not to be true.
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  17. 05-27-13 10:26 PM #17
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    shit

    more stuff coming out....

    Lil Wayne was so shocked by this news he had a seizure and is on his death bed at an ER right now
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  18. 05-27-13 10:26 PM #18
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    a 76 year old grandma broke both of Ray Lewis's legs...Weeder you're something special
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  19. 05-27-13 10:27 PM #19
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    They dont be lyin on du intonetz.
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  20. 05-27-13 10:31 PM #20
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    saer take a knee pal

    saer call it a night and start over tomorrow pal
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  21. 05-27-13 10:32 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    more details coming out

    apparently Lewis ran over Rick Moranis and Mickey Rourke killing them both


    You should send seaweed one of those scary emails from 15 years ago.

    Turn up the volume seaweed.
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  22. 05-27-13 10:33 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    more details coming out

    apparently Lewis ran over Rick Moranis and Mickey Rourke killing them both
    Rick Moranis?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  23. 05-27-13 10:33 PM #23
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    RIP rourke and Moranis. Tragic.
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    Weeder for the President!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Weeder for the President!!!
    of russia i hope
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  28. 05-27-13 10:45 PM #28
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    apparently all these famous people were in the vicinity of a hospital, rushing to visit Richard Gere who was just rushed to the ER after a painful Gerbil up the ass tube incident and to visit a girl who cooked her insides by going to too many tanning salon visits in one day.

    Maryiln Manson (who is really the kid that played the geeky Paul character on THE WONDER YEARS) has a benefit concert planned
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    of russia i hope
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    its just so strange this happened on the same day that Eddie Murphy died
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    Erase thread Mods
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  32. 05-27-13 10:48 PM #32
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    Seaweed looking like an idiot again
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  33. 05-27-13 10:48 PM #33
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    well i believe it
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  34. 05-27-13 10:50 PM #34
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    I heard that a transgender hooker slipped Ray the date rape drug and had his/her way with him and then took his wallet.
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  35. 05-27-13 10:52 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    well i believe it
    This even less shocking
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