1. 05-20-13 09:48 AM #1
    Wilfred
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    Pick a summer Job for me SBR

    I'm pretty damn bored obviously so I'm giving you guys the chance to make me apply for any weird job you can find. Besides prostitution or fast food all goes and I will do it. Location is in Michigan in Oakland or Wayne Counties. Don't let me down.
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  2. 05-20-13 11:05 AM #2
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    http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/lab/3794211109.html
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  3. 05-20-13 11:11 AM #3
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    I hear the Detroit Lions are looking for somebody to polish their championship trophies.

    needless to say this is a part time job
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  4. 05-20-13 11:28 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go Rangers View Post
    I hear the Detroit Lions are looking for somebody to polish their championship trophies.

    needless to say this is a part time job
    I called and they said no such position exists
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  5. 05-20-13 11:34 AM #5
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    lifeguard
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  6. 05-20-13 12:16 PM #6
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    are you a college student?
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  7. 05-20-13 12:26 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by tb1984 View Post
    are you a college student?
    Yeah. This is a half serious half joke but some of you are creative. Moneys not a factor so ill probably end up volunteering somewhere with animals and what not.
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  8. 05-20-13 12:56 PM #8
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    go work on a fishing boat in alaska.

    only bad thing. you might not return...
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  9. 05-20-13 01:10 PM #9
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    Ask SBR for a summer internship.

    That could be some fun time.
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  10. 05-20-13 01:10 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    go work on a fishing boat in alaska.

    only bad thing. you might not return...
    Yeah maybe I'll hunt for gold in the Bering Sea
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  11. 05-20-13 01:12 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Ask SBR for a summer internship.

    That could be some fun time.
    I don't think that would look good on my resume in the future. Gambling industry and a scam company? No one would hire me then.
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  12. 05-20-13 01:27 PM #12
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    I spent a summer in college volunteering at a Boys and Girls Club. I actually had a great time and it also looked good on a resume.
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  13. 05-20-13 01:36 PM #13
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    Yeah that's what I'm thinking. I'm going to take a week to see if I can get an office job or something kinda interesting and if not go volunteer. It's better than making 7.40 flipping burgers.
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  14. 05-20-13 04:47 PM #14
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    are u in college??
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  15. 05-20-13 04:58 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Ask SBR for a summer internship.

    That could be some fun time.
    Eat shit, you fukk faced reject of society................
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  16. 05-20-13 05:01 PM #16
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    Buy and sell bit coins daily........

    It is like taking candy from a baby...........
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  17. 05-20-13 05:37 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cntpuncher View Post
    are u in college??
    Yep
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  18. 05-20-13 05:42 PM #18
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    I got to run an outside activity/gym portion of a elementary/middle school summer camp when I was like 21.....Pretty much got paid to play football, soccer, kickball, etc and then go to the beach every friday

    Only problem was that it was in a bad area......Some really funny shit though and the kids didn't give me a hard time cause I was cool with em compared to other teachers

    Since alot of teachers did the academic portion, they paid us all $25 an hour, it was amazing as a college kid

    Best job ever and looks great on a resume no matter what you're doing

    Try to find something like that, although it will probably be less money
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  19. 05-20-13 06:32 PM #19
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    Gotta love the people who think they can pick and choose summer employment. If you already don't have something, good luck!
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  20. 05-20-13 09:19 PM #20
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  21. 05-20-13 09:50 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    Gotta love the people who think they can pick and choose summer employment. If you already don't have something, good luck!
    It really isn't that hard to get a minimum wage job
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  22. 05-20-13 10:04 PM #22
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    ....
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  23. 05-20-13 10:22 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    I got to run an outside activity/gym portion of a elementary/middle school summer camp when I was like 21.....Pretty much got paid to play football, soccer, kickball, etc and then go to the beach every friday

    Only problem was that it was in a bad area......Some really funny shit though and the kids didn't give me a hard time cause I was cool with em compared to other teachers

    Since alot of teachers did the academic portion, they paid us all $25 an hour, it was amazing as a college kid

    Best job ever and looks great on a resume no matter what you're doing

    Try to find something like that, although it will probably be less money
    You forgot to mention all the baby mommas DTF
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  24. 05-20-13 11:00 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    You forgot to mention all the baby mommas DTF
    Haha definitely......Some of them would pick their kids up with their and asses hanging out of a summer dress and they were pretty young.....Laughed and messed around with a couple of em when they would come to pick up their kids but nothing ever happened....Was scared I would get shot for messing with the wrong broad

    The building/school had a security guard and he would point out all the moms that walked in that he fukked, and they all loved the guy.....Big time OG....We would talk alot because he was also a bookie and would have his friends from the hood stop by to play poker to pass the time....naturally they were all doing nothing during the day.....Shady characters walking in and out of the school building, gambling in a faculty room....Shit was unreal
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  25. 05-21-13 10:48 AM #25
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    bartending
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  26. 05-21-13 10:57 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Buy and sell bit coins daily........

    It is like taking candy from a baby...........
    He wants life experience(admirable), you retard.
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  27. 05-21-13 11:00 AM #27
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    Do you have a sexy voice?

    1-900-gay-talk
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  28. 05-21-13 11:58 AM #28
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  29. 05-22-13 08:00 AM #29
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    got something for you extremely good, where do you want to meet?
    I'm northern Oakland but been wanting to visit Hazel Park Raceway
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  30. 05-22-13 11:37 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by no1here View Post
    got something for you extremely good, where do you want to meet?
    I'm northern Oakland but been wanting to visit Hazel Park Raceway
    If you are serious anywhere in the general area
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  31. 05-22-13 01:22 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
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    It is like taking candy from a baby...........
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  32. 05-22-13 05:59 PM #32
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    I cook professionally, give it a try, if nothing it will whip your ass into shape.

    There is something strangely romantic about coming home after a 12 hour day looking like you just got hit by a bus, drenched, sore, tired, smelling of fish and fryer grease, with fresh 2nd degree burns on your hands to cover up the old second degree burns from last week only to find your roommates and buddies sitting around your living room drinking and enjoying the "easy life", goddamn slackers.
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  33. 05-22-13 10:15 PM #33
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    tranny hooker!
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  34. 05-23-13 12:46 AM #34
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    i made good money caddying. pretty easy to pick up.
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