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    TheRifleman
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    AMAZING BIBLE PROPHECIES ABOUT the fraud president.....OBUNGLER!!



    He WILL BE THE LAST POTUS!!
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    You're an idiot.

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    Bible prophecies?

    Why not just ask a fuking unicorn?

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    Nice fukking background guy.

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    Wall Street??? omg... it's people like this turd that make the world what it is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Wall Street??? omg... it's people like this turd that make the world what it is...
    Wallstreetcappers???

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    Not surprised with replies here especially from moron #2 (2nd post) and moron #1 (3rd post).

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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    Not surprised with replies here especially from moron #2 (2nd post) and moron #1 (3rd post).
    Why am I not surprised that Pronk believes in bible prophecies?

    Somethat, that even makes this thread better.

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    ^

    Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive...

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    And in Moby Dick you can "find" the assassination of Mahatma Ghandi, Abraham Lincoln, John F Kennedy, Yitzhak Rabin, Martin Luther King, just to name a few. Same goes for Tolstoi - War and Peace or ANY book that is thick enough
    In a short Microsoft press release you can find the truth about OJ - "ojdidit"
    Not to mention that not only the database schema is completely arbitrarily chosen, and the original was written in Hebrew, a language that only uses consonants and no vowels, which makes it even easier to fill in any vowel that you need and/or want to find the "message" that you need/want. And I'm not even talking about the fact that the Bible was translated a gazillion times from one language into another, resulting in so many errors and failures, that the Bible today is not anywhere near the original text. But I guess one needs at least a half brain to understand this.
    Only a complete moron or a guy that has dyscalcuia is able to believe any of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    ^

    Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive...
    Pronk, have you been outside this decade?

    What conspiracy theories you working on today?

    Alien takeover of White House? New World Order creating new species of human?

    Come on... you've been taking time off of your whackanut reporting.

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    Did anyone watch the video? The guy in the video might be legally fking retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Inevitable View Post
    Did anyone watch the video? The guy in the video might be legally fking retarded.
    I'm pretty sure you're right because I think it's Kelso Sturgeon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    I'm pretty sure you're right because I think it's Kelso Sturgeon.

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    I Love bible prophesies and conspiracy theories. End time proficiencies are my favorite. I think it's awesome that people can make these 10 thousand connections and come to one conclusion that they are 100% certain in. Give them credit for imagination.

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    I love when religious cults agree to terminate themselves for the upcoming salvation. Here's to Pronk believing Jesus will rise and he needs to become ethereal first!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Pronk, have you been outside this decade?

    What conspiracy theories you working on today?

    Alien takeover of White House? New World Order creating new species of human?

    Come on... you've been taking time off of your whackanut reporting.
    why do you care so much what people think? angry much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    why do you care so much what people think? angry much?
    Why do you care if I am angry or not?

    You sure do worry about me a lot.

    I'm straight nancy. You can focus on someone else. But you know you can't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Why do you care if I am angry or not?

    You sure do worry about me a lot.

    I'm straight nancy. You can focus on someone else. But you know you can't.
    I worry about everyone who is bitter enough to stalk me on an internet message board. Those who can't focus their anxiety/anger on themselves have issues and need help. You are no exception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    I worry about everyone who is bitter enough to stalk me on an internet message board. Those who can't focus their anxiety/anger on themselves have issues and need help. You are no exception.
    Stalk you?

    Pouy, I view you as my personal monkey. I pull the monkey's strings-- the monkey dances.

    That's all you are to me. Just an animal who will do as I want, when I want.

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