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    BMWs are the unofficial douche bag car...

    Can someone explain why BMWs attract douche bags?

    They're always cutting someone off on the road, speeding, tailgating (riding someone's a$$).

    Look, I understand that you spent your whole life saving up til the age of 50 so you could get your mid-life crisis car, but it doesn't mean that you are better than anyone else because of your overpriced, overrated vehicle that was cool in the early 90s.

    Audis, Lexus, and Acuras are better anyway.
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    Jealous much?
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    Just keep your Honda out of the left lane.
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    BMW not really a mid life crisis car...... it never has been.
    lame thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    Can someone explain why BMWs attract douche bags?

    They're always cutting someone off on the road, speeding, tailgating (riding someone's a$$).

    Look, I understand that you spent your whole life saving up til the age of 50 so you could get your mid-life crisis car, but it doesn't mean that you are better than anyone else because of your overpriced, overrated vehicle that was cool in the early 90s.

    Audis, Lexus, and Acuras are better anyway.
    Pouy showing off that f'in noggin of his again.

    The average BMW buyer is under 35 years of age.

    How's the bike of yours? Does it get you to the county assistance office each month?

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    http://www.motoringexposure.com/1109...douchebag-cars


    Hummer is more of a douche bag car than a BMW

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    My wife wants to get a Beemer, she must be a douche bag... lol. I want something with a V6, and was thinking about getting a Mustang.

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    Did you just say Acura is better??

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    You wouldn't say that if you have a 7 series

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    Got your Vespa buzzed did ya??

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    BMW is probably the most well built car in the world.
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    There's nothing overrated about how a BMW drives. They're phenomenal cars and the 3 & 5 series cars have been the benchmark for their class for about 20 years.
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    Lol when you get to drive one you'll understand

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    I do not own a BMW, but I work on them and routinely service a 2006 V10 BMW M5 and that car is freaking amazing.

    Even the cup holders in a BMW are made better than they are in any other car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Pouy showing off that f'in noggin of his again.

    The average BMW buyer is under 35 years of age.

    How's the bike of yours? Does it get you to the county assistance office each month?

    still mad that I work 4 hours a day and make twice what you make?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I do not own a BMW, but I work on them and routinely service a 2006 V10 BMW M5 and that car is freaking amazing.

    Even the cup holders in a BMW are made better than they are in any other car.
    I've been on the inside of EVERY car. BMWs start falling apart on the interior within 1 year.

    ACURA> BMW
    AUDI> BMW

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingJD31 View Post
    Did you just say Acura is better??
    Ever been on the inside of an Acura? BMW couldn't compare

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    Bunch of brokedikk degens in the saloon who keep changing the subject

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    Quote Originally Posted by leetreaper View Post
    Lol when you get to drive one you'll understand
    He'll never be able to afford to drive one thats why hes so angry

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    I've been on the inside of EVERY car. BMWs start falling apart on the interior within 1 year.

    ACURA> BMW
    AUDI> BMW
    Working a corner and blowing guys in their cars doesn't make you an expert on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I do not own a BMW, but I work on them and routinely service a 2006 V10 BMW M5 and that car is freaking amazing.

    Even the cup holders in a BMW are made better than they are in any other car.
    M5's are sweet. As long as my head isn't sticking through the roof (it very well might be), that's probably the car I would have gotten had I won yesterday's lottery.

    OP is an idiot because its obvious he is mad that he cannot afford one, and has probably never been behind the wheel of any modern beemer or comparable. Their top of the line cars are as good as ever. BUT 3 and 5 series are surviving on reputation. The cars they are putting out are not worth the price tag anymore, don't get me wrong they are still VERY nice cars, but if you are looking to make any sort of economically justifiable purchase, it isn't a 3 or 5 series.

    And don't bash until you've driven it, but my Volvo s60 drives quite similarly, same 0-60 and HP, and comparably equipped comes in 10k less than a 335xdrive. s60 is also quite a bit larger than a 3 series, much closer to a 5, and don't even get started on comparisons between a 535xdrive and my car, over 20k cheaper.

    G37's are quite nice as well, I'm amazed BMW hasn't seen their stranglehold on the luxury sedan market slip, lots of these cars are damn close if not as good now.

    Also, anybody driven an x5 recently? That thing drives like a freaking bus, probably my least favorite luxury SUV I have ever been behind the wheel of. Step on the gas a little, and you get nothing, a little more, still nothing, and then you think oh, I've got to give it a little more, and then boom, off like a rocket.

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    you are generalizing op.

    there are douches in every make of cars.

    beemers are good cars but their gps sucks.

    even a cheap garmin is better than their crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    I've been on the inside of EVERY car. BMWs start falling apart on the interior within 1 year.

    ACURA> BMW
    AUDI> BMW
    This is complete nonsense. Acura and Audi are both nice cars as well, but in no way built better than a BMW. The same guy that has the 2006 M5 also has an 1988 M6 and the interior is flawless and the car has over 150k miles on it.

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    I don't get why people would get a huge car note and go into debt just to drive a car to impress people at a streetlight they have never met. What good is owning an expensive car if you are in debt to pay it off and one unexpected expense would sink you financially? I'd rather drive a beater and be financially stable and secure than be in debt up to my eyeballs to live a lifestyle above my means.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    still mad that I work 4 hours a day and make twice what you make?


    Boy--little boy-- you couldn't afford to make one insurance payment on the cars I own.

    Go back to bragging about making 6K a year.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    He'll never be able to afford to drive one thats why hes so angry
    Makes sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    Bunch of brokedikk degens in the saloon who keep changing the subject
    Keep eating your Ramen noodles and driving that El Camino pal...you'll get far in life

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post


    Boy--little boy-- you couldn't afford to make one insurance payment on the cars I own.

    Go back to bragging about making 6K a year.....
    l says the guy who lives in the saloon and posts 300 times a day and tries to bring down those of us who are consistent winners and moneymakers...have fun with ur 12 betpoints and the fake money you think you have...broke dikk fukk who works 8 hrs a day and is always angry..what a life

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Keep eating your Ramen noodles and driving that El Camino pal...you'll get far in life
    you wish bro...keep saving up for that BMW while I drive cars that survive 5 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    This is complete nonsense. Acura and Audi are both nice cars as well, but in no way built better than a BMW. The same guy that has the 2006 M5 also has an 1988 M6 and the interior is flawless and the car has over 150k miles on it.
    This must be a rare rare case in which the guy cleaned his interior and took really good care of it ....the interior leather of a BMW is the cheapest POS leather you'll ever see in a car...they deteriorate within a year...it's just a status symbol and there are many cars that run better and last longer.

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    you are the KING of all douchebag attention whore posters......punk loser.





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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    I don't get why people would get a huge car note and go into debt just to drive a car to impress people at a streetlight they have never met. What good is owning an expensive car if you are in debt to pay it off and one unexpected expense would sink you financially? I'd rather drive a beater and be financially stable and secure than be in debt up to my eyeballs to live a lifestyle above my means.
    not everyone is a brokedik fuk like you and can actually afford a nice car like you can afford a 92 honda civic

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    I don't get why people would get a huge car note and go into debt just to drive a car to impress people at a streetlight they have never met. What good is owning an expensive car if you are in debt to pay it off and one unexpected expense would sink you financially? I'd rather drive a beater and be financially stable and secure than be in debt up to my eyeballs to live a lifestyle above my means.
    couldn't agree more...........they are morons.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    you wish bro...keep saving up for that BMW while I drive cars that survive 5 years

    Past the saving part pal. Already been through a 2008 BMW for the wife, now she's in the Infinity and I'm in a 2012 truck...both paid for.

    It's great to live in America!

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Past the saving part pal. Already been through a 2008 BMW for the wife, now she's in the Infinity and I'm in a 2012 truck...both paid for.

    It's great to live in America!
    Seriously.. Some people are able to get a certified check for $50-$100k, walk in to the dealer and buy the car on the spot, usually get a decent discount too. Do people think EVERYONE who drives these goes into debt to buy them?

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