1. 05-04-13 07:50 PM #1
    Holly Rowe
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    i got a big problem

    i was in my room which is my moms house and she walked in my room and i was watching porn and beating off.

    she saw everything

    i dont know what to do

    any ideas - really - help
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  2. 05-04-13 07:54 PM #2
    Russian Rocket
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    finish what you've started...then come out of your room with a straight face and ask what's for dinner?
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  3. 05-04-13 07:55 PM #3
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    Ok Seaweed jr......
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  4. 05-04-13 08:01 PM #4
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    Someone's looking to bury there ghost.
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  5. 05-04-13 08:05 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Someone's looking to bury there ghost.
    sounds like a TT I need attention thread
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  6. 05-04-13 08:34 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holly Rowe View Post
    i was in my room which is my moms house and she walked in my room and i was watching porn and beating off.

    she saw everything

    i dont know what to do

    any ideas - really - help
    Costanza, is that you pal?
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  7. 05-04-13 08:42 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holly Rowe View Post
    i was in my room which is my moms house and she walked in my room and i was watching porn and beating off.

    she saw everything

    i dont know what to do

    any ideas - really - help
    I think that it is fairly obvious that you now have to kill your mom.
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  8. 05-04-13 08:44 PM #8
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    I don't see the problem here, carry on
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  9. 05-04-13 08:45 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I think that it is fairly obvious that you now have to kill your mom.
    Agreed. She knows too much.
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  10. 05-04-13 08:57 PM #10
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    Was the porn Straight porn or Gay porn?
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  11. 05-04-13 08:58 PM #11
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    Go talk to your mom like a man

    Don't be a hard head
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  12. 05-04-13 08:58 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Was the porn Straight porn or Gay porn?
    Gay porn with two black guys
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  13. 05-04-13 09:01 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Gay porn with two black guys
    and a donkey...
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  14. 05-04-13 09:02 PM #14
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    Midget porn is adorable.
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  15. 05-04-13 09:05 PM #15
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    Probably should have played it cool and asked your mom for some lotion.
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  16. 05-04-13 09:09 PM #16
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    u guys think this is a joke
    i haven't come out of my room in 2 days
    not one of you have anything real to say
    im in big trouble this is bad stuff
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  17. 05-04-13 09:10 PM #17
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    You got weights in your room?

    Pump it out

    No worries
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  18. 05-04-13 09:10 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holly Rowe View Post
    u guys think this is a joke
    i haven't come out of my room in 2 days
    not one of you have anything real to say
    im in big trouble this is bad stuff
    Still at mommys
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  19. 05-04-13 09:12 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holly Rowe View Post
    u guys think this is a joke
    i haven't come out of my room in 2 days
    not one of you have anything real to say
    im in big trouble this is bad stuff
    The best advice was given in post #7.

    Be a man.
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  20. 05-04-13 09:13 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holly Rowe View Post
    u guys think this is a joke
    i haven't come out of my room in 2 days
    not one of you have anything real to say
    im in big trouble this is bad stuff
    I actually don't think you're kiddin'...don't be a puss and come out of your room like nothing happened.
    You'll be alright.
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  21. 05-05-13 12:00 AM #21
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    You're human.... as such you masturbate... most likely your mom does as well... chill out, suck it up and continue on. Years down the road this will be something you'll laugh about.
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  22. 05-05-13 12:01 AM #22
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    C'mon guys. Who would actually have this happen to them and then post about it on a message forum?
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  23. 05-05-13 12:41 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipper View Post
    You're human.... as such you masturbate... most likely your mom does as well... chill out, suck it up and continue on. Years down the road this will be something you'll laugh about.
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  24. 05-05-13 02:35 AM #24
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    Recession must be tough...still home with momma
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  25. 05-05-13 04:33 AM #25
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    Who's your daddy
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  26. 05-05-13 09:48 AM #26
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    Who's your mommy
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