1. 05-04-13 06:04 AM #1
    BrentCrude
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    Gwyneth Paltrow is to sexiest woman as is North Texas is to best college div 1 F-ball

    Who in the sam hell picks these very humdrum plain stringbean women as being the best looking woman in the world?Just the name Gwyneth alone makes a guy's butt cheeks clench. You can go to any mall and see thousands of women that look better than her.It's as embarrassing as saying that North Texas in division one football is the best ever.Well,at least in football you have statistics and records to debunk failures from getting called the best ever.As the Dairy Queen tv ad guy says,it's redee Q lus as to the media tagging the most beautiful woman in the world title on Gwyneth Paltrow.Who did this woman have to do a deed with to win the title?Ben Bernanke?
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  2. 05-04-13 06:45 AM #2
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    Possibly the biggest waste of 15 seconds in my life reading this.
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  3. 05-04-13 06:47 AM #3
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    Isn't this the guy that weighs 400 lbs?
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  4. 05-04-13 08:18 AM #4
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    No Photos?
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  5. 05-04-13 08:34 AM #5
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    You should see deemers mom. Oriental hawt
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  6. 05-04-13 08:43 AM #6
    pavyracer
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    Gwyneth Paltrow is not even the sexiest woman from her own hometown let alone her own state, country or the whole planet.
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  7. 05-04-13 09:02 AM #7
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    North Texas being hit with some undeserved shrapnel here.
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  8. 05-04-13 09:52 AM #8
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    Women make these lists.
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  9. 05-04-13 10:00 AM #9
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    She shouldn't even be in top 100. Not even close.
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  10. 05-04-13 10:25 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilfred View Post
    Women make these lists.


    Then they pick someone who isn't that good looking so they can say "if she's the hottest, I'm not THAT bad"
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  11. 05-04-13 10:49 AM #11
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    not even approachable at a bar when drunk... i might actually bang that man that tiger woods dates before i would do paltrow... meh, maybe not.
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  12. 05-06-13 06:32 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    not even approachable at a bar when drunk... i might actually bang that man that tiger woods dates before i would do paltrow... meh, maybe not.
    lol so you think Tiger's girl (that ski girl) is bad? I'd bet my life that your girl doesn't compare.
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  13. 05-06-13 01:18 PM #13
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    She has a decent face with makeup but not a good body.
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  14. 05-06-13 01:21 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Possibly the biggest waste of 15 seconds in my life reading this.
    Nah that would be yur conception small nutz.
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  15. 05-07-13 10:58 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    North Texas being hit with some undeserved shrapnel here.



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  16. 05-07-13 11:00 PM #16
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    ^^^Gweneth Paltry is like image uploader to SBR forum
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