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Bread · 09-20-09 08:36 PM

Patti would crush JJ in a fight. No doubt.

tacomax · 09-20-09 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by jjgold

Bread is living his life via Casper..............this is sick

BeatTheJerk · 09-20-09 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Bread

Hi Casper. It's me, Bread. I've ingested many Mexican beers and I feel the need to respond to your posts. I hope you don't mind.

You say you're so I suppose you will never read this post. Which is a bit of a shame because I'd like for you to hear what I have to say.

First off, I'd like to think that you believe that I never had any previous animosity towards you. We've talked on the phone and on Facebook many times, and I have always thought that you were a pretty cool guy. You were one of the guys I was looking forward to meeting in Vegas.

Then Vegas happened. Well, I'm getting ahead of myself.

The first time I realized that something wasn't quite right with you was when I saw a link to Peep's site, and saw the way you were posting over there. I almost thought that someone created a handle under your name. The tone of your posts was borderline maniacal. Threatening everyone within keyboard's reach to a physical fight. The wittiness and clever edge that you garnered as a promising writer were nowhere to be found. I was embarrassed for you.

Then the whole bus/train trip. I'll be honest with you - It is POSSIBLE that every detail of that fiasco/disaster is true. I'll give you that. It's POSSIBLE. But a 'Three's Company' script couldn't have had more "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" moments than you threw at us during that ill-fated journey. But like I say...it's POSSIBLE that it all played out exactly like you say it did.

Now, none of this was on my mind back in August. I was ready to meet a bunch of guys that I have been having fun with for the last year and a half and throw one helluva party, you included. Never quite worked out, as the first night you got so plastered you wouldn't come to the next bar with us, even though almost all 10 ppl in our group confronted you to try to get you to come with us. Oh well.

That was about all the time I spent with you the entire weekend. Not sure what you were up to..but the stories were not favorable. Now I understand how you could be upset at people talking about you, but I ask you, could all six people be lying? Could that many people have some kind of grudge against you to spread lies about your activities? I think not. But once again, whatever.

Then the party ends, and everyone goes home. That's when the silly begins.

You see, I am an angry and selfish person. Completely. But I have to be honest - I've stumbled upon quite a few fantastic friendships here at SBR, and when you attack with a broad brush, I take it personally. I know that I have more enemies here than most, but to be honest with you, I'd probably have someone like Richie's back against 5 black guys who HE started a fight with these days. Sure he's a royal son of a bitch, but he's MY son of a bitch. It's just the way I am.

So when you come here and say something like it kinda rubs me the wrong way. Who here did you so wrong that you suddenly feel like you are warranted to become a tough guy?

High road? Read your last quote above. I think not. It screams of the same rambling, incoherent, empty threats that you were throwing around at Peep's a few months ago. The truth of the matter, my friend, is that you're a mess.

Someone mentioned to take a look from another person's shoes. No disrespect intended, but you are either a beautiful idiot for moving to the most indulgent city in the world, completely unprepared, or you are a sad, addicted gambler who thought he could take advantage of a bunch of casual friends from a freakin message board. Cut and dry. Which one is it?

"Bread, text me when you get this please. Trying to find loan shark. Trying to get $ till I get my first paycheck. Did not want to sleep on street tonight."

You sent that exact same text to 5 other SBR guys (that I know of). Now I wouldn't call you out, if you didn't feel the need to call nameless SBR members out. So think of this as returning the love

So, what were the parameters of this infamous (non-existant) list? Am I on it? Am I on it because I told you that I couldn't help you and that your best move would be to get out of Vegas right away? Because I gotta tell ya, I've been down and out before, many many years ago, and I asked my Dad for financial help. He only offered me tough advice, no money. Do I hate him? Do I have him on a "list?" No and no.

Grow up. Stop acting like a 7 foot child. And I honestly wish you well. But don't ever call out me and my people for your shitty decisions again.

God bless.

How long did it take for you to write this you loser, lol j/k but serious question.

Bread · 09-20-09 08:49 PM

10 mins. Why?

Fischnasty · 09-20-09 08:50 PM

BTJ is looking for a new secretary. wondering how many words per minute you are at.

BeatTheJerk · 09-20-09 08:54 PM

just curious Bread ................ I really doubt it took 10 min unless we have a genius on our hands which I kinda knew anyways you were pretty intelligent. Great memory Bread, where do you store all this info to let it out like a breeze.

OSUCOWBOYS · 09-20-09 08:55 PM

So how does one get a job with no ID and no social security card?

Just sayin.

Bread · 09-20-09 08:55 PM

btj i attend the Tacomax University of Fkking Ppl Up.

I'm getting my tuition worth.

flyingillini · 09-20-09 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by OSUCOWBOYS

So how does one get a job with no ID and no social security card?

Just sayin.

You don't get a legitimate job if you don't have those two items.

Deuce · 09-20-09 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by onthewhat

I'm a college graduate and you're comparing me to a bunch of kids who probably had trouble finishing high school. I understand you may have personal problems with me or something, but don't let your personal opinion get in the way of facts.

Hey JJGold wannabe,

You did not graduate, you're still in junior college.

Robyn · 09-20-09 09:00 PM

It took him about 10 minutes, Jerky. I heard him typing like a fuking maniac and wondered what he was up to. He was typing so fast that sparks were flying from his laptop.

OSUCOWBOYS · 09-20-09 09:00 PM

It doesnt take Sherlock Holmes to figure out he is either lying about the having his wallet stolen or about his new found job.

The guy is a hot mess.

BeatTheJerk · 09-20-09 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by OSUCOWBOYS

It doesnt take Sherlock Holmes to figure out he is either lying about the having his wallet stolen or about his new found job.

The guy is a hot mess.

Is this the guy with the hot wife over at E O G that looks like a hot mess ?

Bread · 09-20-09 09:02 PM

lol

BeatTheJerk · 09-20-09 09:04 PM

Hey Bread I made an edit. yayyy

OSUCOWBOYS · 09-20-09 09:05 PM

Yes. I am only chiming in cuz I met the guy when some of us from across the street were in Vegas recently.

He took a large gift from Mo and that didnt sit well with me. I think the guy did have his laptop stolen, the rest I feel is pure BS.

My .02

Fischnasty · 09-20-09 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by OSUCOWBOYS

I think the guy did have his laptop pawned, the rest I feel is pure BS.

My .02

unreal

BeatTheJerk · 09-20-09 09:09 PM

Hey OSU what happen to your original posting handle across the street ................

BeatTheJerk · 09-20-09 09:09 PM

MrOSUCowboys I believe it was.

OSUCOWBOYS · 09-20-09 09:11 PM

I retired it at 10k posts.

BeatTheJerk · 09-20-09 09:15 PM

Oh ok but I know why your over here you can cut the bullshit. Your favorite place to post has been down practically all day. Your welcome here though as far as I'm concerned.

BeatTheJerk · 09-20-09 09:17 PM

If you sign on everyday and make atleast one post for 3.5 weeks you will be eligible for a free pizza on SBR.

OSUCOWBOYS · 09-20-09 09:17 PM

It has been down for virtually 5 days now.

I am here cuz I think Casper ****ed over Mo and that doesnt sit well with me.

Bread · 09-20-09 09:18 PM

Wait...Casper gave Mo a haircut??

Oh man this takes things to another level...

BeatTheJerk · 09-20-09 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by OSUCOWBOYS

It has been down for virtually 5 days now.

I am here cuz I think Casper ****ed over Mo and that doesnt sit well with me.

I understand.

OSUCOWBOYS · 09-20-09 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Bread

Wait...Casper gave Mo a haircut??

Oh man this takes things to another level...

Casper takes a donation from Mo. Casper doesnt know Mo. Casper ****s off that money too.

That is BS in my opinion.

flyingillini · 09-20-09 09:24 PM

There has to be something wrong with you if you loan money to someone that posts on a "gambling" forum/message board. A virtual person that you know nothing about, just their poster name. It is mind boggling to me.

Robyn · 09-20-09 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by OSUCOWBOYS

Casper takes a donation from Mo. Casper doesnt know Mo. Casper ****s off that money too.

That is BS in my opinion.

Not that it makes much of a difference, but isn't a donation typically something that isn't expected to be repaid? I am sure it was more of a loan, correct? What makes you think that Casper isn't going to pay it back?

StraitShooter · 09-20-09 09:33 PM

Caspers is cool as f\*\*k im my opinion

Anyguy with a Tod Browning Avatar ( Guy produced Bela Lugosi Dracula classic) is ok in my book!!!..Most you young bucks dont know what Browning did in the early 1930s...He was bad!!!

Bread · 09-20-09 09:34 PM

OSU I'm not the bestesest of friends of Mo, but I have to admit, I was pretty surprised to hear that he, of all ppl, loaned (donated) money to Casper.

I mean, why would none of his "good friends" here help him out, but Mo does?

What a wacky world.

I wouldn't expect to be paid back if I gave a stranger money either. Silly move.

StraitShooter · 09-20-09 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by OSUCOWBOYS

I retired it at 10k posts.

Cool of you to give away 200 bucks of your personal flow to the forum faithful this week end Sire

BadNina · 09-20-09 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Bread

I'm over JJ's bullshit. I wouldn't even punch him I'd just bitchslap his fairy ass.

Am I the only one who first read this as JJ's HAIRY ass?

Matt Rain · 09-20-09 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by BadNina

Am I the only one who first read this as JJ's HAIRY ass?

Probably. JJ's ass is smooth as a baby's... that is a rather well documented fact.

sickler · 09-20-09 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Matt Rain

Probably. JJ's ass is smooth as a baby's... that is a rather well documented fact.

Yes, he's often made mention of his smoothie lifestyle.

Only he doesn't regularly bask starkers in the sunlight like most smoothies.

Sledge187 · 09-20-09 11:21 PM

I like threads like this. Sometimes I walk around my house and I pretend to be Luke Perry.

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