1. 04-26-13 02:25 PM #1
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    Sweeper with the horse rooster?

    Just got a text from mikeyanks

    what's the story behind the horse cokk?

    claims it's such a good story only you can tell it

    we eagerly await this tale
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  2. 04-26-13 02:29 PM #2
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  3. 04-26-13 02:30 PM #3
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    I guess he's at a bar I was just told

    he won't be able to write about it for a bit
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  4. 04-26-13 02:30 PM #4
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  5. 04-26-13 02:35 PM #5
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    hey guys let's talk about girls and vagina?....ohh nevermind
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  6. 04-26-13 02:35 PM #6
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    It's a good one too
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  7. 04-26-13 02:37 PM #7
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    -1500 this is salooned before he gets home from the bar to respond

    +1250 stays in players talk
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  8. 04-26-13 02:38 PM #8
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    I will let mikeyanks tell the story but our investigations have determined sweeper is hung like a black basketball player
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  9. 04-26-13 02:41 PM #9
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    if u gonna keep this in your text sms circle - keep it there...don't bring it to the forum where we cant fukking understand wtf is going on
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  10. 04-26-13 02:45 PM #10
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    I am posting a new one when he is home from the bar since this is in the saloo
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  11. 04-26-13 03:05 PM #11
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    darker will you be up at 5am
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  12. 04-26-13 03:17 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    darker will you be up at 5am
    drinker keep ur gay porn in ur house...dont fukking post on the forum with 3K heads something that only 5 heads can understand...u silly fukk
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  13. 04-26-13 04:09 PM #13
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    rocker what are you doing at 4am
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  14. 04-26-13 04:51 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    rocker what are you doing at 4am
    drinker I'm making a dinner for my girlfriend...you can stop by if u like
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  15. 04-26-13 05:17 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    drinker I'm making a dinner for my girlfriend...you can stop by if u like
    rocker what are you cooking

    rocker im going to show up wearing nothing but a thong and clothes pins on my nipples
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    At 5AM me and drinker usually have phone sex

    And im the monkey
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  17. 04-26-13 05:37 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    rocker what are you cooking

    rocker im going to show up wearing nothing but a thong and clothes pins on my nipples
    drinker am making jambalaya with spicy shrimp and clamps
    drinker I'm good like that...
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  18. 04-26-13 05:41 PM #18
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    Probably dead in a Jersey alley with a spike in his arm.
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  19. 04-27-13 09:19 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by pulledclear View Post
    Probably dead in a Jersey alley with a spike in his arm.
    apparently this guy was buried alive

    pulledqueer
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