1. 04-26-13 03:23 AM #1
    TheCentaur
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    Some famous sayings that contradict eachother

    Post some of the contradictory platitudes you've heard
    examples:

    -Good things come to those who wait
    but...
    -Fortune favors the bold

    -Reach for the stars
    but...
    -A man has to know his limitations

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  2. 04-26-13 03:28 AM #2
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    A stitch in time saves nine.
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    Haste makes waste.
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  3. 04-26-13 03:32 AM #3
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    Good things come to those that wait
    BUT
    God helps those that help themselves,
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  4. 04-26-13 03:43 AM #4
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    You can't judge a book by it's cover.
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    What you see is what you get.
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  5. 04-26-13 03:53 AM #5
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    A fool and his money are soon parted...
    But....
    Ignorance is bliss
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  6. 04-26-13 03:58 AM #6
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    The bigger the better
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    The best things come in small packages.
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  7. 04-26-13 04:00 AM #7
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    Many hands make light work.
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    Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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  8. 04-26-13 04:03 AM #8
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    have sex with a female...but.....find out shes a man
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  9. 04-26-13 04:04 AM #9
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    Look before you leap
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    He who hesitates is lost.
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  10. 04-26-13 04:06 AM #10
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    Absence makes the heart grow fonder
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    Out of sight, out of mind.
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  11. 04-26-13 11:05 AM #11
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    Very good ones 19th hole
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  12. 04-26-13 11:12 AM #12
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    You're never too late to learn
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    You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
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  13. 04-26-13 11:13 AM #13
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    Practice makes perfect
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    No one is perfect.
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  14. 04-26-13 03:24 PM #14
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    don't take yourself too seriously/take yourself more seriously
    early bird gets worm/good things come to those who wait
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  15. 04-27-13 01:19 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    Practice makes perfect
    BUT
    No one is perfect.
    Quote Originally Posted by face View Post
    don't take yourself too seriously
    /take yourself more seriously
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I like these two.
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  16. 04-27-13 03:42 AM #16
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    He who gambles lives in shambles

    But....

    If you don't ever risk anything you risk even more
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  17. 04-27-13 01:01 PM #17
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    You should quit gambling

    but...

    Don't be a quitter
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  18. 04-27-13 06:06 PM #18
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    Birds of feather flock together (German: Gleich und gleich gesellt sich gern)

    but

    Opposites attract (German: Gegensätze ziehen sich an)
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  19. 08-20-13 08:09 AM #19
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    -It is what it is but...

    -things aren't always what they seem



    -SBR Pros can use points to buy things in the store but...

    -you can't buy things in the store because we say so
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  20. 08-20-13 08:32 AM #20
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    sam " the idiot, loser, punk" diamond is a proud gay Jew

    but.....

    His Torah says: Leviticus: "Thou shalt not lie with another man as you would lie with a woman.
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  21. 08-20-13 08:49 AM #21
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  22. 08-20-13 09:04 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRifleman View Post
    sam " the idiot, loser, punk" diamond is a proud gay Jew

    but.....

    His Torah says: Leviticus: "Thou shalt not lie with another man as you would lie with a woman.
    Where did this idea come from that I am jewish?

    But anyway.

    You'r mom's dead.
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  23. 08-20-13 03:01 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Where did this idea come from that I am jewish?

    But anyway.

    You'r mom's dead.

    are you embarrassed by being Jewish?
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  24. 08-20-13 03:07 PM #24
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    Some of the best things in life are free

    yea but...

    so are some of the worst
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  25. 08-20-13 03:08 PM #25
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    You can't win if you don't play - "Various"

    but...

    you can't lose if you don't play - "The Wire"
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  26. 08-20-13 04:35 PM #26
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  27. 08-20-13 04:37 PM #27
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  28. 08-20-13 05:56 PM #28
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    " I could care less"
    but it's actually " I couldn't care less"

    Ths is number 1.
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  29. 08-20-13 10:49 PM #29
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    I hate when people say I "could" care less. Fukkin retards
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