Drinker, what is the mission statement of Drinker Nation?
Drinker, is Drinker Nation modeled along the same lines as benevolent organizations such as Doctors Without Borders and the Red Cross?
Drinker, what kind of benefits can we as members of Drinker Nation look forward to?
Drinker, will members of Drinker Nation be eligible for discounts through Groupon?
Drinker, do you envision a scenario where Drinker Nation might one day form an alliance with Seaweed Nation, along the same lines as the United States/Great Britain, Soviet Union/Nazi Germany, DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince, etc...?
Drinker, if an alliance with Seaweed Nation proves untenable, will Drinker Nation attempt to crush Seaweed Nation?
I look forward to your response...