1. 04-20-13 12:57 PM #1
    thetrinity
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    been with this girl a month is it time to...

    let her know about sbr forum
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  2. 04-20-13 01:08 PM #2
    Russian Rocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    let her know about sbr forum
    never let her know about SBR forum
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  3. 04-20-13 01:17 PM #3
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    What RR said.

    Try get her to give you some anal though, its been a month, if not its time to consider getting a new girlfriend.
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  4. 04-20-13 01:19 PM #4
    Russian Rocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post

    Try get her to give you some anal though, its been a month, if not its time to consider getting a new girlfriend.
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  5. 04-20-13 01:23 PM #5
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    She no doubt will notice you on the computer all the time, posting in the forums, playing Poker. Just be prepared because she will accuse you of talking to another girl.

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  6. 04-20-13 04:35 PM #6
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    I wouldn't, but it might work for you.


    gl playa
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  7. 04-20-13 06:02 PM #7
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    let her know about drinker
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  8. 04-20-13 07:15 PM #8
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    Pics of her hooters or she doesn't exist...


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  9. 04-20-13 07:26 PM #9
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    Have to agree with the Russian.
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  10. 04-20-13 08:12 PM #10
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    Let her know about seaweed
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  11. 04-20-13 08:45 PM #11
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    That's like letting her know you have a house in Malibu and a Lambo. Once she finds out you're an esteemed poster at SBR you'll never know if she loves you for just being you or all the prestige.
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  12. 04-20-13 09:36 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    let her know about drinker
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  13. 04-20-13 10:34 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    never let her know about SBR forum
    kinda what i was thinking

    some things are better left in the dark
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  14. 04-20-13 11:51 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    some things are better left in the dark
    like the first time you try to shove it in her toilet
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  15. 04-20-13 11:53 PM #15
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  16. 04-21-13 12:50 AM #16
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    The first rule of sbr forum.
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  17. 04-21-13 01:26 AM #17
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    Don't let her know till you're married. And even then, you might not want to spill the beans...
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  18. 04-21-13 09:14 AM #18
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    true
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  19. 04-21-13 09:37 AM #19
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    It's only gonna make you look and sound like a possible degenerate sports gambler. There's no positive thing that could come out of this. It's real hard to convince or even explain what we do as gamblers to an outsider to justify our time on here. Don't do it ....
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  20. 04-21-13 10:05 AM #20
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    SBR has given me the right of Prima Nocta, pal.
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  21. 04-21-13 10:11 AM #21
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    Been with mine for about 8 years and still not sure she knows what SBR is
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  22. 04-24-13 01:39 AM #22
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    i tried tellin her about it and she dumped me on the spot

    actually i explained it and she said it sounded retarded. i was like yep sums it up nicely
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  23. 04-24-13 04:46 AM #23
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    wasn't time to tell her.

    Was time to post photos of her for the forum.
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  24. 04-24-13 04:58 AM #24
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    Why in gods name would you tell her about SBR?

    Out of curiosity, how did you try "explain" it to her? I can't possibly imagine trying to explain something like SBR to a girlfriend and not have them think it was retarded.
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  25. 04-24-13 05:11 AM #25
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    SBR is like a man cave - keep to yourself and your buddies
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  26. 04-24-13 08:26 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    let her know about sbr forum
    It's gonna be ok son

    Where did JJ touch you?

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  27. 04-24-13 08:34 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    SBR is like a man cave - keep to yourself and your buddies
    I don't even tell my buddies about it.
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  28. 04-24-13 08:34 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    i tried tellin her about it and she dumped me on the spot

    actually i explained it and she said it sounded retarded. i was like yep sums it up nicely
    Sounds like the words of a keeper!!
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  29. 04-24-13 04:41 PM #29
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    for a 30 day gift u should knock her teeth out or stick 2 fingers in her toilet
    whatever u do do not tell her about sbr because she'll then know your a mess.
    my girl asks me all the time what i'm doing on the puter and i tell her be quiet or i'll kick the shit outta her
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