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    Someone Please Help Now I Made A BIG Mistake!!!!!!

    How Do i cancel this??? Its with Rogers and i was changing the channel just now on my grandmas guide to select hells kitchen i never use this TV so i don't know how it works, i double clicked by mistake and now it says i ordered this movie called Dirty Squirters for $12.99!! i couldnt figure out how to cancel... i buckled and unplugged the TV and then when i plugged it back in its asking for a PIN My grandmas at the hospital and i wont see her until tomorrow morning but it will be too late because the movie starts at 9. Does it show the name of the movie on her bill or just viewers choice????? If it does will they give me the pin if i call?? for real

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    does it??

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    dirty squirters will be on the bill.

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    Try 1111 or 1234 for the pin. If you explain the situation they will give youthe pin. If not, enjoy the show.

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    "Dirty Squirters" will be highlighted in bold, on your grandmothers bill.

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    Lmao

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    your grandma has already seen that movie, she's gonna be "pissed" at having to pay for it twice
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScurvyPirate View Post
    Try 1111 or 1234 for the pin. If you explain the situation they will give youthe pin. If not, enjoy the show.
    Doesn't work, i tried like 5 pins and I'm not watching that! I don't want to explain to them what i did it's embarassing and they will know something is up, i dont want to make a scene

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrZ View Post
    "Dirty Squirters" will be highlighted in bold, on your grandmothers bill.
    How do you know for sure??

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    Just curious what is the movie about?

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    call em up and tell them the truth

    you ordered it

    but go aroused before it started and released

    you no longer need the rental

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    your grandma has already seen that movie, she's gonna be "pissed" at having to pay for it twice
    No she didn't you're a disgusting human being

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    Just curious what is the movie about?
    How would i know? the TV is off!! it's an adult movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    How do you know for sure??
    Happened to me a couple months ago Seaweed. Welcome to the Dirty Squirter Club big guy.

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    for real though, idk how it shows up on bill

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    I would try to pass it off on a mistake by a kid or something, they panicked and finally came clean, how do we go about fixing this.

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    I am afraid of what will come up if I type dirty squirters into google

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    your grandma has already seen that movie, she's gonna be "pissed" at having to pay for it twice

    Beat me to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeyanks23 View Post
    call em up and tell them the truth

    you ordered it

    but go aroused before it started and released

    you no longer need the rental
    Lol,

    No way this is a true story though, the title gives it away..

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    Seaweed I see this as your only option.

    duct tape self to chair in front TV.

    When grannie arrives tell her the giant broke in and forced you to watch POrn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Lol,

    No way this is a true story though, the title gives it away..
    You mean Weeder makes up stories for SBR

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    If It was a true story you simply call and pay the bill right now, and this months bill will never come...

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    You're grandma is going to pull your pants down and hit you with a paddle you sick little boy!!!

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    Since you ordered it you may as well watch a few minutes of it and get your moneys worth.

    As for granny's explanation. Tell her it was a self help video on learning the car wash industry. She will be so excited at young seaweed looking to get off the couch and work she will become her own little dirty squirter.
    Last edited by downsouth; 04-09-13 at 07:53 PM.

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    Tell her grandpa ordered it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    You're grandma is going to pull your pants down and hit you with a paddle you sick little boy!!!

    Thinking he wanted that from start

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Seaweed I see this as your only option.

    duct tape self to chair in front TV.

    When grannie arrives tell her the giant broke in and forced you to watch POrn

    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Since you ordered it you may as well pay for it.

    As for granny's explanation. Tell her it was a self help video on learning the car wash industry. She will be so excited at young seaweed looking to get off the couch and work she will become her own little dirty squirter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    You mean Weeder makes up stories for SBR

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    Seaweed, relax. You've been under a lot of stress lately and Dirty Squirters is just the type of movie you need to get in a better mind frame. When it starts, just do what comes naturally.

    When your grandma sees it on the bill, just explain to her you thought it was a home improvement video, and you wanted to surprise her with a home makeover. Tell her you were under the impression it had to do with squirting a product into the dirty parts of your home. Grandmas are gullible, she will buy it.

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    Weeder, whats wrong? Were you looking for the Men's Version of Huge squiters?

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    Seaweed your are a fukkin tool. Think i may start trolling your dumbass just for being a fukking idiot.

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    Hows the movie going Seaweed?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrZ View Post
    Hows the movie going Seaweed?

    I didn't end up watching it MR.Z, stop PM'ing me asking about the movie. It's been long

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    Holy fuk weed what the hell did we do without you?

    This is gold.

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