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    Sacrelicious
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    Ways You Can Die

    Falling off a building,
    Getting hit by a bus,
    Being shot in a gunfight,
    Impaled by a sword,
    Eating cyanide,
    Banging your head against a brick wall,
    Auto erotic asphyxiation mishap,
    Failed acrobatic stunt,
    Jumping out of a plane,
    Choking on a very large sandwich,
    Microwaving your head,
    Not wearing a spacesuit while in space,
    Swimming in vodka and then lighting yourself on fire,
    Getting hit by a runnaway train,
    Swallowing rocks,

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    soul786
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    Pissing off a werewolf

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    Sacrelicious
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    Putting your hand in a toaster and then dumping water into it,
    Being crushed by falling piano,
    Potato chopping accident,
    Eating a very large dictionary,
    Giving birth to a giant cactus with your penis.

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    zert
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    Getting out of bed.

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    Heart stops beating.
    Lungs stop breathing.

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    Dilo
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    Sticking a silver knife into an electrical socket without properly grounding yourself

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    Sacrelicious
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    Sword swallowing without proper training,
    Out of control bonfire,
    Getting struck by lightning,
    Getting stabbed in the neck with scissors,
    Ignoring a tsunami warning.

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    PaperTrail07
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    More interesting....THINGS YOU CAN DO AND NOT DIE

    Drink GAS...Eat a lightbulb....Drink your own Piss....ect...

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    Sacrelicious
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    Getting hit in the head with a club,
    Falling onto a sharp rock,
    Eating a lobster when you have a severe fish allergy,
    Swimming in a pool without lifeguards when you are unaware how to properly swim,
    Salmonella poisoning from improperly BBQ'd chicken.
    Last edited by Sacrelicious; 03-26-13 at 06:42 PM.

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    A good boot of carga

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    Wulfman14
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    Reading stupid threads...

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    Wulfman14
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    Quote Originally Posted by soul786 View Post
    Pissing off a werewolf
    Damn straight !

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    Sacrelicious
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    Getting struck my miscellaneous debris,
    Standing near an unsafe firework configuration,
    Forgetting to eat,
    Getting lost in a bottomless hole,
    Fighting a large ape.

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    statnerds
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    being christian in in the middle east or northern africa
    being white in any ghetto in america after midnight
    petting the tigers at the zoo

    the Darwin awards present better ones that are funnier and true

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    getting blowed up
    attacked by wild animal
    falling into pit trap with spikes
    boiler room explosion
    heart attack during sexual excipade
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    Sacrelicious
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    Boating accident,
    Contracting a deadly virus,
    Dehydration.

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    Sacrelicious
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    Swallowing several pounds of bubble gum,
    Being publicly executed for past crimes,
    Underwater shark attack,
    Botched piledriver in a pro wrestling match.

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    Heroin overdose

    Decapitation from a samurai sword

    Wearing a red shirt in Star Trek

    Eating several pairs of pants

    Mafia hit and run

    Being deep fried

    Trampled by a group of renegade horses

    Punctured lungs

    Deep sea diving with defective scuba equipment

    Drinking a peculiar kool aid given to you by a cult leader

    Jumping off a diving board into an empty swimming pool

    Pyrotechnic glitch

    Global warming

    Being skinned alive and made to eat ones own skin very quickly

    Going deaf as a fire alarm goes off

    Brain cancer from cellphone radiation

    Being tracked down by a bounty hunter

    Having your skull shrink to the size of a baked bean without any explanation

    Attacked by angry monkeys

    Piano wire mishap

    Swallowing an unpinned hand grenade

    Inadequate access to clean and safe drinking water

    Being severely beaten with a large antique clock

    Nuclear war

    Crucifixion

    Being kicked in the heart

    Entering a wormhole

    Going bungee jumping but accidentally using your intestines as a bungee cord

    Coughing up your pancreas

    Trying to use your head to break ice with a karate move but failing

    Spontaneous human combustion

    Swallowing an enormous carrot without chewing it first

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    You dig graves for a living?

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    Watching that video, then seven days later you will die

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    I type ect. and hope god doesn't strike me down.

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    Sacrelicious
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    Running around in an electrical storm holding onto a giant metal pole,

    Eating your windshield,

    Jumping into a giant meat grinder,

    Burying your head in sand and not removing it.

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    Go ice skating on a very poorly frozen river while obese,

    Stand on quicksand,

    Fly a jetpack straight up in the air until you run out of fuel,

    Severe stroke.

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    i find it amazing that everyone is born the same way(either via vagina or caesarean) but die in a myriad of ways.

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    Wearing a flame conductive suit while blowing out your birthday cake,

    Subsisting on a diet of only toothpaste for several years,

    Penetrating yourself with a fire hydrant,

    High sodium diet.

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    true

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    Getting bored to death reading
    Sacrelicious threads

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    Sheltering yourself in a poorly constructed bomb shelter,

    Getting your arm stuck in a vending machine and dying of starvation,

    Getting stung by a deadly jellyfish,

    Choking on a bratwurst,

    Getting hit by a large falling icicle,

    Being hit by a cannon ball,

    Jumping down a chimney into an active furnace,

    Riding your segway off a cliff,

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    landshark
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post

    Microwaving your head,
    How would you close the door?

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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoregoal View Post
    How would you close the door?

    Its impossible to die this way. OP would not get away with murder in this scenario.

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    By mod SBR_Forum rip Lou

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    Sacrelicious
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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoregoal View Post
    How would you close the door?
    If it were a strong enough microwave and you kept your head in long enough, you would not need too. Worst case scenario it would just give you brain cancer, which would still be fatal.

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    Sacrelicious
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    Severe gangrene,

    Missing the mats during an Olympic pole vault,

    Tarring yourself to a roof instead of using shingles,

    Being hit in the head with a bat,

    Super gluing yourself into a knot,

    Climbing up a really tall tree that a lumberjack is currently chopping down,

    Locking yourself into a freezer,

    Consuming large amounts of mercury.
    Last edited by Sacrelicious; 03-29-13 at 02:30 AM.

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    Eaten by a serial killer

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