1. 03-25-13 08:16 PM #1
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    Illegal drunk mexican wins 338 million powerball jackpot from new jersey...

    44 year old alcoholic illegal buys ticket in his local liquor store...this is why this country is going downhill fast...give him a license and green papers too...
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  2. 03-25-13 08:18 PM #2
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    sounds like he won it fair and square. i wish i was cool with him
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    Quote Originally Posted by dilo View Post
    sounds like he won it fair and square. I wish i was cool with him
    what the f are you talking about??? The dude is here illegally...he doesnt belong here let alone win the lottery...he hasnt paid a fn dime in taxes... GET THE FAAK outta here...
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    Well that is one way to catch them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    what the f are you talking about??? The dude is here illegally...he doesnt belong here let alone win the lottery...he hasnt paid a fn dime in taxes... GET THE FAAK outta here...
    as far as rules for who can win the lottery, i don't think you need to be a citizen. I think people from Canada play the powerball when in the US.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    what the f are you talking about?? The dude is here illegally...he doesnt belong here let alone win the lottery...he hasnt paid a fn dime in taxes... GET THE FAAK outta here...
    Define "illegally". According to natives we all are illegals in this land.
    Maybe you should buy him a taco and few shots of taquila.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_locksmith View Post
    as far as rules for who can win the lottery, i don't think you need to be a citizen. I think people from canada play the powerball when in the us.
    yes..i know that...go to mexico today and you got a great chance of raped and your fn head lopped off buy the drug cartels...come here illegally...continue alcoholism,free healthcare,free food,public assistance and play the lottery and win...maybe we should start lopping off their heads here so they stop coming...cancun resort is now a murder and rape scene...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    define "illegally". According to natives we all are illegals in this land.
    Maybe you should buy him a taco and few shots of taquila.
    only thing i'd buy that piece of shit is a one way ticket back to the shit-hole he crawled out of...you can join him...
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    Hmmmmmm if you win a lottery you need a SSN. If this story is true... this could get messy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    what the f are you talking about??? The dude is here illegally...he doesnt belong here let alone win the lottery...he hasnt paid a fn dime in taxes... GET THE FAAK outta here...
    well guess what, skippy? he just paid more money in taxes than you will ever be worth. he paid more in taxes than everybody you've ever known has. chill with the anger, douche.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    well guess what, skippy? he just paid more money in taxes than you will ever be worth. he paid more in taxes than everybody you've ever known has. chill with the anger, douche.
    how about you go faak yourself retard
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    fn living in costa rica mfer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    how about you go faak yourself retard
    awwww. what's the matter, ya can't handle the fact that some illegal is worth more than you? he could buy and sell you many times over (and every single person in your family, too).
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    well guess what, skippy? he just paid more money in taxes than you will ever be worth. he paid more in taxes than everybody you've ever known has. chill with the anger, douche.
    good point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    fn living in costa rica mfer...
    definitely beats living a life where you're insanely jealous that you bust your ass to get everything you have, and then some guy who you feel is beneath you, comes along and now never has to work another day in his life. he's set. his life now means something, while you're still subjectively collecting trash on the side of the road.
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    unfucking real now i want to just roaylly go nuts...penetrate this country...hopefully he goes to mexico and never comes back...fuckin trash of america wins....unfucking real...disgusting to the fullest extent...hopefully he acts like a typical spic and pisses it but will probably father 10000 kids now and then get them all us citzenship....JOKE!
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    So what happens now? He gets deported with a lump sum of 222 million dollars? I mean winning the lottery does not automatically = American citizen right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    definitely beats living a life where you're insanely jealous that you bust your ass to get everything you have, and then some guy who you feel is beneath you, comes along and now never has to work another day in his life. he's set. his life now means something, while you're still subjectively collecting trash on the side of the road.
    the only thing I collect you lowlife piece of shit is my jisms for your mom...
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    that Tmac gif is a perfect look of envy ....





    pay the man his money though if he won I guess.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrozenMAN View Post
    unfucking real now i want to just roaylly go nuts...penetrate this country...hopefully he goes to mexico and never comes back...fuckin trash of america wins....unfucking real...disgusting to the fullest extent...hopefully he acts like a typical spic and pisses it but will probably father 10000 kids now and then get them all us citzenship....JOKE!
    Surprisingly there have been a lot of illegal immigrants that have won the lottery over the years in the U.S. I know for a fact in New York that an illegal can win and collect his/her winnings. Not sure what the rules are in New Jersey. Some states are right up front and say "winnings can only be collected by a resident of so-and-so"
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrozenMAN View Post
    unfucking real now i want to just roaylly go nuts...penetrate this country...hopefully he goes to mexico and never comes back...fuckin trash of america wins....unfucking real...disgusting to the fullest extent...hopefully he acts like a typical spic and pisses it but will probably father 10000 kids now and then get them all us citzenship....JOKE!
    only scum that is happy are his people...maybe he can buy mexico out of debt but the cartels will kill him for his money...dude aint going back...standing up anyway...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    the only thing I collect you lowlife piece of shit is my jisms for your mom...
    LOL.

    Skippy over here is actually a 14 yr old kid - I should've known better. Men don't use words like "jisms".

    Just imagine what that fine upstanding Mexican citizen is doing with his money now, Skippy. And yet, you still have to get up tomorrow and work another 8 hours, while your hated enemy gets to chill all day long. It's a hard knock life, skippy. It's an even longer life when you're so angry all the time. Pop a vicodin, have a beer, get laid; whatever it takes, you definitely need to relieve some tension.
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    well king fuckup obammy will probably chime in when he's not busy picking ncaa tournaments INCLUDING the women's bracket and proclaim...yes PROCLAIM this man to be entitled for this "hard earned" lottery winning money so he can further blow the mexicans in this country who further blow the king obammy

    make him a cabinet member and put his front and center on the immigration debate....disgusting
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    fn costa rican aids victim telling me how great he is...
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    Guess he'll gladly pay the 'citizenship tax' being proposed in Congress to get his papers.

    He'll be broke or dead before Christmas by a familia or a cartel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    fn costa rican aids victim telling me how great he is...
    "jisms"

    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrozenMAN View Post
    well king fuckup obammy will probably chime in when he's not busy picking ncaa tournaments INCLUDING the women's bracket and proclaim...yes PROCLAIM this man to be entitled for this "hard earned" lottery winning money so he can further blow the mexicans in this country who further blow the king obammy
    make him a cabinet member and put his front and center on the immigration debate....disgusting
    and the chillidog-rican shitbag can be the ambassador of free blowjobs for all entering illegals...
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    "jisms"

    LOL
    its what they blow into your mom...
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    LOL.

    Skippy over here is actually a 14 yr old kid - I should've known better. Men don't use words like "jisms".

    Just imagine what that fine upstanding Mexican citizen is doing with his money now, Skippy. And yet, you still have to get up tomorrow and work another 8 hours, while your hated enemy gets to chill all day long. It's a hard knock life, skippy. It's an even longer life when you're so angry all the time. Pop a vicodin, have a beer, get laid; whatever it takes, you definitely need to relieve some tension.
    bring your wife over...I'll give her the vics to ease the pain when she ruptures...maybe we can shoot out some more kids outta her...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    and the chillidog-rican shitbag can be the ambassador of free blowjobs for all entering illegals...
    I'm American. I just happen to be rather successful at life, and I can choose to live anywhere in the world that I want. I don't have to go to a boss and work another 8 hour shift every day. Don't worry, Skippy, keep punching that clock and one day, maybe just one day, you'll be there, too.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    its what they blow into your mom...
    Yes, I do understand the concept; what you fail to grasp is that only pre-pubescent children use words like "jisms".
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    living the dream in "costa rica" ...I'm envious...kill yourself shitbag...
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    Skippy would fist faak your wife into a coma son...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    living the dream in "costa rica" ...I'm envious...kill yourself shitbag...
    Better hurry to bed soon, skippy. You got another 8 hour shift to pull in the morning. Unlike your "illegal drunk mexican" that never has to work again.
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    trailer park inbreds HATING..

    The Vato paid for the ticket.. It's his money...
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