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    Is It Possible To Create The Perfect Murder?

    Let's say a person lives 50 miles away from you and you plan on having them murdered. How would you have it done so that you do not get caught? Is it possible to create and execute a prefect murder?

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    Reported.

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    weeder would this be a crime of passion

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    weeder would this be a crime of passion
    if so, we need to worry about the giant

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Reported.
    Hypothetically, of course.

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    put on a hazmat suit and stab them in the neck repeatedly with an icicle

    also

    if you really hated a fetus in your own belly, you could murder that sucker and get away scot free

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    I've often thought about this myself. But then I realized that the people committing murder have a few screws lose themselves, so they likely wouldn't be able to come up with it except in very rare situations.

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    Some tremendous responses but doesn't look like it's actually possible.

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    saloon this shit .. another attention begging thread from this moron

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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    saloon this shit .. another attention begging thread from this moron
    The Breakfast Club called, they want their 1980's insults back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    The Breakfast Club called, they want their 1980's insults back.
    why does the breakfast club have ur number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    weeder would this be a crime of passion


    drinker is it true if you don't use it you lose it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    drinker is it true if you don't use it you lose it?
    Not if you never had it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    why does the breakfast club have ur number?
    Why is the earth flat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Not if you never had it.
    sharp post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Why is the earth flat?
    i thought it was round ...

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    acid, breaking bad style

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Hypothetically, of course.
    We'll let the authorities decide that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    We'll let the authorities decide that.
    Let the cops know seaweed lives in Windsor under the bridge in the green tent.

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    If its only 50 miles away I take a whore to a party drug her take her to a bedroom when she passes out i go out the window drive to the target .....snipe from a distance. Drive back get back in bed with the whore unlock the door an let some one find us passed out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    drinker is it true if you don't use it you lose it?
    weeder youre really stealing the show here

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    Depends on if the person has no actual connection to you. Most people can't lie very well, and if you are connected to the person that was murdered, there's a strong possibility that you could be questioned. I saw on TV that most crimes are solved by a person confessing to the crime.

    Now, if the person is completely random and has no ties to you whatsoever, I think that you could get away with it. Chi_archie already provided the murder weapon - an icicle. Once it melts, then there's no murder weapon.

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    Not so much a plan but some general rules

    no finger prints
    no DNA
    no body
    no weapon
    nobody else can know
    no phones (GPS)

    Hard to build even a circumstantial case without any of the above

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    put on a hazmat suit and stab them in the neck repeatedly with an icicle

    You want a piece of fishing line and a cigarette lighter.

    After necking the poor soul simply disintegrate the fishing line with the lighter.

    This is purely hypothetical of course...

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    This will be forward to the DoJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Let the cops know seaweed lives in Windsor under the bridge in the green tent.
    Thanks Boeing...the Poroper Authorities have been alerted..

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Not so much a plan but some general rules

    no finger prints
    no DNA
    no body
    no weapon
    nobody else can know
    no phones (GPS)

    Hard to build even a circumstantial case without any of the above
    The amount of times ive seen on the news people getting undone this way is unreal.

    Dont they realise your phone is a virtual tracker?? Of course there are programs that can manipulate that etc but would it really be worth the hassle?

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    35% of murders go unsolved, but there are a lot of variables. If you're talking about an attractive wealthy white woman, cops will spend thousands of man hours and millions of dollars trying to track you down. Can't leave any physical evidence or witnesses. If you kill a black crackhead hobo in Detroit, they'll probably just wait to see if a video shows up on world star hiphop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    The amount of times ive seen on the news people getting undone this way is unreal.

    Dont they realise your phone is a virtual tracker?? Of course there are programs that can manipulate that etc but would it really be worth the hassle?
    That's a good point. I think if it a crime were well-thought out, and nobody but you knew about it, it should be pretty easy to get away with the crime.

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    btw the correct answer is DC sniper style

    10 murders and the only reason they got caught was because of the frequency

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    btw the correct answer is DC sniper style

    10 murders and the only reason they got caught was because of the frequency
    Yeah because every smart criminal likes leaving evidence lying around for ballistics to analyze.

    Where they fukked up was by creating a pattern for law enforcement to work from.

    The truly 'skilled' ones don't create patterns...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Not so much a plan but some general rules

    no finger prints
    no DNA
    no body
    no weapon
    nobody else can know
    no phones (GPS)

    Hard to build even a circumstantial case without any of the above
    internet search also,

    so many morons caught this way too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    35% of murders go unsolved, but there are a lot of variables. If you're talking about an attractive wealthy white woman, cops will spend thousands of man hours and millions of dollars trying to track you down. Can't leave any physical evidence or witnesses. If you kill a black crackhead hobo in Detroit, they'll probably just wait to see if a video shows up on world star hiphop.
    Look how many go unsolved in Detroit. It's astonishing.

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    I don't know whether to be impressed by the strategic answers, or scared.

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