Originally Posted by
Tully Mars 63
First let me be completely clear I'd never hurt anyone who wasn't trying to harm me, my family or someone else. Basically someone would have to be pointing a gun at me for me to harm another person. I would just never do it, not in my nature. But if I were to attempt to get away with a homicide the victim would be determine what route I would likely take. If my target were male there's a number of poisons that mimic natural causes, two I'm sure I could make without leaving an evidence trail and one I believe I could steal enough of it without being detected. Obviously the ones I believe I could make would be preferable. And no I'm not sharing what those substances are or how they're made. If it were a female, say a girlfriend, co-worker etc... I'm almost certain I could stage a crime scene that would look enough like a sexual assault and murder but not so much that it was obviously staged. Now chances are anyone who decides to kill someone will be killing someone they know and have motive to off so you'd need to have a solid alibi and it wouldn't hurt to hand investigator another suspect or suspects.
Here's a list of things that might help complete the task-
1.) Spend the early evening at a bar where either people know you or they have at least half way decent in house video security. Order a shit load of drinks. One right after another. Make sure you actually drink less then 1/4 or even 1/8 of these drinks. At first taking drinks into the restroom and just dumping them down the toilet will work, but make sure you have a flask of plain soda to refill it. As the evening progresses it would be fine, likely even a good idea, to start spilling more drinks then you actually drink. After 4-5 hours start talking about leaving and needing to "sleep it off." Let the bartender or some other friend, even a new drinking buddy, "talk" you into taking a cab home. Prior to leaving ask if there's a cheap hotel/motel in the area. Make sure you've scouted one out well in advance. The less security and the more brush the better.
2.) Be prepared. Be very well prepared. In almost any town USA you can find restaurant employee who bikes home after their evening shift. Buy a used bike and coat that look a lot like like what one of these people wear. By these item in a town at least 150 miles away and pay cash. Craigslist and stores like the good will might be your friend here. Whatever you do don't use your computer to search for these items. and try to by them and store them months before you need them. You don't need to look exactly like this person just enough so any police, pizza or delivery people, cab drivers people in the area who regularly see this person don't think twice if you're spotted riding your bike to the soon to be scene of the crime. Once you've checked into your room to sleep it off retrieve the bike, coat and any other items you've hidden, well hidden and use them for transportation to your objective. Make sure when you leave your room you put out the maid sign, no not the don't disturb sign... you're drunk after all. Also use a small narrow wire to flip the little security latch closed as you leave. They're suppose to only work or close from the inside but with a little practice you can master flipping it shut and opening it again from outside the room with a small stiff wire. also make sure you've planed out your route very carefully. Avoid passing ATM's and any business with video camera. If you don't know exactly where these camera are you can find the one that work at night with a night vision scope, less the $100 at an Wal-Mart. Or simply put a good UV filter on your digital camera. Both devices will highlight any video cameras with night vision operating in the area. again this must be done and planed well in advance.
3.) Once you have your route, vehicle and alibi set up your ready to begin the action plan portion of scheme. Here's where the tactics really begin to change depending on your target. If it a man and you're going to poison him it could be as simple as breaking into his car and putting the poison on his cigarettes or his steering wheel. Or you might have to quietly break in and put the poison in favorite morning drink or the coffee maker. Anymore most houses are easier to break into then newer cars. You'll just have to pick your best option based on the habits of your target. Depeding on how well yu know him and what access you have to his personal item you might be able to get a spare key to his car and or house.
If your target is a woman and you're going with the "she was raped and killed" route you will have needed a bit more prep work. a sex offender list, complete with addresses available in most communities could e your ticket to the mother lode of evidence for you to plant. Find a really nasty fukk and follow him until you know what he smokes, where he drinks, what porn stores he visits etc... Follow him long enough and you'll more then likely be able to gather cigarette butts , soda cans and various other item that will have his DNA. If you really want to do it up right follow him after he leave a "beat-off" both at the local porn store. A pair of surgical gloves and zip lock bag and you're walking out with his sperm on a paper towel. Soak that towel in distilled water, pour it in a new condom let it dry and you're in business.
4.) Again be prepared. Be sure Mr. Sex Offender has afresh supply of his favorite drugs and/or alcohol. An annon. gift of his favorite booze laced with some opiates should knock him on his ass. Might even give him a nice black out. It's his bad luck and your good fortune most sex offenders are loners with few friends. If you have to break into either house make sure you have a painter suit, the type they use to spray cars. They're mainly paper and can be burned or dumped in a river later. They'll also lessen the chance you leave so much as a fleck of your skin yet alone a stray hairYou're also going to need a screw driver, a cheap cell phone jammer, some rope and duct tape. Most guns hows have cell phone jammers or they can be ordered online. I wouldn't even try to hide having it, tell friends and show them you use it at movie theaters to keep people from ruining your movie. They'll also lessen the chance you leave so much as a fleck of your skin yet alone a stray hair. If you're taking out the female make sure you dump several cigarette butts you've collected from Mr. sex offender near her bedroom window. Use you screw drivers to disconnect her phone line and turn on the jammer, you don't want her calling for help now. The break in quietly as possible. Once in rush her. Choke her out with a sleeper hold, it's easy to learn and anyone should be able to do it. You need her alive long enough to make sure her gets bruised in all the right places. If you kill her and then try to simulate a sexual attack it's not going look right to any trained investigator. Once you bruised her on the inner thighs, her ass and maybe breasts you're going to want to get that condom with your suspects DNA/sperm on it and slide just a part of it onto the handle of your screw driver and get some of her juices on the outside of the condom. Now you can take the rope and choke her until she's dead. This entire process should take less then 5-6 minute. Throw a new condom in the toilet and leave the one with DNA and body fluids between the toilet seat and the bowl, make sure it's not easily seen at first glance. Now pour and splash the same brand of liquor your sent to your suspect on the bed and near the body. Make sure t smells like whatever he's drinking. Now go reconnect her phone and turn off your jammer. Return to your hotel room making sure you get rid of your painters suit and any other items you used including the bike, coat etc... A hefty garbage bag, a big rock and a bridge over a river can help you here. Again plan your route well. At this point even if you're stopped and asked what you're doing you're just a drunk who decided to try to walk if off.
Return to your room and try t get some sleep or just watch TV. Make sure you have at least a pint of liquor. Around 8 or 9 drink it. Having a blood alcohol level the next morning will do nothing but help your alibi. Especially if the police show up to question you. If they do question you you know absolutely nothing but you want an attorney. But you're willing to take a Blood test or breath test. Once your attorney arrives ask him about DNA reliability and then be fine with offering to submit some. If you did it right there wont be a trace of you at the scene. Certainly not your semen. Whatever you do don't talk much, When you do talk get the questions wrong, you're hung over and still a little drunk. Let your attorney talk.
Lastly never tell anyone what you've done. I seen a lot of people with great planning get nailed because they just had to talk. Most of the ones I've known didn't kill anyone but had really well thought out plans to steal this or that and only got nabbed because they blabbed. Never blab.