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    Tips on pumping gas

    TIPS ON PUMPING GAS
    I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are paying up to $3.75 to $4.10 per gallon. My line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon:
    Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline.. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons.
    Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temperature of the gasoline, diesel and jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products plays an important role.
    A 1-degree rise in temperature is a big deal for this business. But the service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps.
    When you're filling up do not squeeze the trigger of the nozzle to a fast mode If you look you will see that the trigger has three (3) stages: low, middle, and high. You should be pumping on low mode, thereby minimizing the vapors that are created while you are pumping. All hoses at the pump have a vapor return. If you are pumping on the fast rate, some of the liquid that goes to your tank becomes vapor. Those vapors are being sucked up and back into the underground storage tank so you're getting less worth for your money.
    One of the most important tips is to fill up when your gas tank is HALF FULL. The reason for this is the more gas you have in your tank the less air occupying its empty space. Gasoline evaporates faster than you can imagine. Gasoline storage tanks have an internal floating roof. This roof serves as zero clearance between the gas and the atmosphere, so it minimizes the evaporation. Unlike service stations, here where I work, every truck that we load is temperature compensated so that every gallon is actually the exact amount.
    Another reminder, if there is a gasoline truck pumping into the storage tanks when you stop to buy gas, DO NOT fill up; most likely the gasoline is being stirred up as the gas is being delivered, and you might pick up some of the dirt that normally settles on the bottom.


    By Ed williams



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    Why the fukk would you even consider putting this in Player's Talk? Jesus.
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    Good info.

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    I got tips for pumping too.

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    Unreal gueye, why post this?

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    figured, most of you probaly don't drive

    Dont worry will be salooned. I love it when people post, saloon this.

    If someone says it, ill post another similar thread in pt

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    Saloon this shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    figured, most of you probaly don't drive

    Dont worry will be salooned. I love it when people post, saloon this.

    If someone says it, ill post another similar thread in pt
    How do you figure this

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Saloon this shit.
    you didnt get the notice? name of saloon was changed to "tt zone"

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    They should change it to the grapevine.

    I heard it through the grapevine


    heard some good stories about opie at the live site

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    They should change it to the grapevine.

    I heard it through the grapevine


    heard some good stories about opie at the live site
    Why would you gossip about Opie?

    He's the only guy here that treated you nice even though you don't deserve shit.

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    Awesome!

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    TT you gonna get knocked the fukk out with a Korean ping pong rocket son for posting shit like this
    TT you better revisit what you post in the Players talk section son

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    Thanks for the advice TT...

    Gas has been at around 4.50 in Los Angeles for awhile now... These tips will be essential for my wallet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Thanks for the advice TT...

    Gas has been at around 4.50 in Los Angeles for awhile now... These tips will be essential for my wallet.
    $4.50? Holy fukk. It's like $3.20 here in Tampa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Why would you gossip about Opie?

    He's the only guy here that treated you nice even though you don't deserve shit.
    I love Opie gossip..

    I heard Opie shaves his legs.

    Is this true???

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    You're fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I love Opie gossip..

    I heard Opie shaves his legs.

    Is this true???


    No. Only my back.

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    Post of the day!; and from a guy who says SBR is his 4th favorite forum, nonetheless.

    TT, thank you for blessing us with this!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post


    No. Only my back.
    you're disgusting fukks

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    They should change it to the grapevine.

    I heard it through the grapevine


    heard some good stories about opie at the live site
    no you didnt

    and thats a fukkin terrible idea

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    Thanks that might save me 3 cents a week now stfu

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    you might save 10 cents on a fill-up this way and spend 5 minutes slow pumping the hose !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug View Post
    you might save 10 cents on a fill-up this way and spend 5 minutes slow pumping the hose !
    sharp post

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    At least would have given you credit for boldness if you posted tips for pumping ass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    At least would have given you credit for boldness if you posted tips for pumping ass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    At least would have given you credit for boldness if you posted tips for pumping ass...
    Now you're really getting into Mayans area of expertise here

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Now you're really getting into Mayans area of expertise here
    Absolutely. The whole no bash in 2013 thing really hit him the hardest. I overheard Leafer tell him last year "don't worry pal I SWEAR you can be the top next year"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcduggly View Post
    $4.50? Holy fukk. It's like $3.20 here in Tampa.
    Eh....what? I'm in Tampa, where the PENETRATE do I get gas for $3.20? Maybe you were exaggerating?

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    I read this same shit posted on various forums several years ago.

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    I don't pump my own gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    TIPS ON PUMPING GAS
    I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are paying up to $3.75 to $4.10 per gallon. My line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon:
    Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline.. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons.
    Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temperature of the gasoline, diesel and jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products plays an important role.
    A 1-degree rise in temperature is a big deal for this business. But the service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps.
    When you're filling up do not squeeze the trigger of the nozzle to a fast mode If you look you will see that the trigger has three (3) stages: low, middle, and high. You should be pumping on low mode, thereby minimizing the vapors that are created while you are pumping. All hoses at the pump have a vapor return. If you are pumping on the fast rate, some of the liquid that goes to your tank becomes vapor. Those vapors are being sucked up and back into the underground storage tank so you're getting less worth for your money.
    One of the most important tips is to fill up when your gas tank is HALF FULL. The reason for this is the more gas you have in your tank the less air occupying its empty space. Gasoline evaporates faster than you can imagine. Gasoline storage tanks have an internal floating roof. This roof serves as zero clearance between the gas and the atmosphere, so it minimizes the evaporation. Unlike service stations, here where I work, every truck that we load is temperature compensated so that every gallon is actually the exact amount.
    Another reminder, if there is a gasoline truck pumping into the storage tanks when you stop to buy gas, DO NOT fill up; most likely the gasoline is being stirred up as the gas is being delivered, and you might pick up some of the dirt that normally settles on the bottom.


    By Ed williams


    What about the Arab dude who has that secret computer chip in his pumps that says I've pumped more... when really I haven't? Does your tips help me with that?

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    ./q

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    Spoke to a tank driver who's been doing this for 12 years. Said the article about how to save gas on facebook is the most full of sh#$ thing he's seen in his life. Especially the high medium low trigger on the pump. He goes... if you want to act like an as#$ole and pump your gas in slow motion... go ahead. Makes no difference in saving money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Thanks for the advice TT...

    Gas has been at around 4.50 in Los Angeles for awhile now... These tips will be essential for my wallet.
    you mean you want to stretch ot those welfare checks right you stupid mexican midget mfer...

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