1. 03-09-13 06:04 AM #1
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    Easiest ways to get her keen....

    Pussy, how do you get it and how successful is your game??

    To give an idea there was a time when collected gold for coin and when a women would ask what did for a living id simply hand her a small leather tie sachet that contained several nice shiny nuggets.

    Upon opening sachet the look in their eyes was almost always the same with a cashere like grin followed by a series of deep breathes, that classic symptom that suggests an increased rate of arousal.

    Anyway, thats what has the highest success rate for me .

    Whats yours??
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  2. 03-09-13 06:46 AM #2
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    Alcohol and narcotics.

    Without those I'm not particularly successful.
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  3. 03-09-13 07:04 AM #3
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    I just show up
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  4. 03-09-13 09:51 AM #4
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    Why playing games like that? Women want men as much as men want women, it´s that simple. If you really need to use a trick, just pretend you´re not interested at all... it never fails.
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  5. 03-09-13 10:46 AM #5
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    I thought you would just threaten them with those fists of fury. I mean that's the equivalent of shoving a gun in her face, right?
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  6. 03-09-13 11:12 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dharmonize View Post
    Why playing games like that? Women want men as much as men want women, it´s that simple. If you really need to use a trick, just pretend you´re not interested at all... it never fails.
    Works for me!!

    (and i'm 66 w/DIABETES AND PROSTATE CANCER.....but still score due to gooood meds ... and I work out in the gym 4 days a week!!!)
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  7. 03-09-13 04:53 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post

    To give an idea there was a time when collected gold for coin and when a women would ask what did for a living id simply hand her a small leather tie sachet that contained several nice shiny nuggets.
    Are you from medieval Europe?
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  8. 03-09-13 05:41 PM #8
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    I make sure they know I'm a comfortable size and won't be hurting them. Anally or vaginally. They like to know this in advance.
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  9. 03-09-13 07:54 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Pussy, how do you get it and how successful is your game??

    To give an idea there was a time when collected gold for coin and when a women would ask what did for a living id simply hand her a small leather tie sachet that contained several nice shiny nuggets.

    Upon opening sachet the look in their eyes was almost always the same with a cashere like grin followed by a series of deep breathes, that classic symptom that suggests an increased rate of arousal.

    Anyway, thats what has the highest success rate for me .

    Whats yours??
    Speak English, motherfukker.

    Coochy trying awful hard to pretend that he likes women
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  10. 03-09-13 09:22 PM #10
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    If you need instructions on how to preheat the oven..... Go ask your mom
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  12. 03-09-13 11:27 PM #12
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  13. 03-10-13 05:32 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Speak English, motherfukker.

    Coochy trying awful hard to pretend that he likes women
    Sorry i dont speak the language of hicktard pal...

    Dopie, tell your trail of nuthuggers to settle down on some of the foreign posters here or matters will be taken to a higher authority.

    Whats next would be out of my control...
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  14. 03-10-13 05:38 AM #14
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    Alot of young posters here...

    Of course teenage girls are gagging for it but as they get older the more time has allowed for neurosis to develop so enjoy it whilst they can still be trained boys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    Big Kieth, an absolute legend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Alot of young posters here...

    Of course teenage girls are gagging for it but as they get older the more time has allowed for neurosis to develop so enjoy it whilst they can still be trained boys.
    Women hit their peak around 40.
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  17. 03-10-13 09:22 AM #17
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    My biggest problem with women is that they do not approve of the fact that I have a B-cup.

    Until I figure out a solution to this conundrum, I am unsure of my success without the use of intoxicating agents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dharmonize View Post
    If you really need to use a trick, just pretend you´re not interested at all... it never fails.

    Yep. Act bored. There are best selling books that teach this shit, but that's all you need to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Sorry i dont speak the language of hicktard pal...

    Dopie, tell your trail of nuthuggers to settle down on some of the foreign posters here or matters will be taken to a higher authority.

    Whats next would be out of my control...

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  20. 03-10-13 02:40 PM #20
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    Coochy post that picture of you working in a food truck
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    roofies fukin duh
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    aesthetics
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  23. 03-10-13 03:09 PM #23
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    No matter how much I am attracted to a girl, I cancel the first date. I come up with an excuse like family issues or my dog is acting distressed and I'm worried, something like that. It has to be done the day of around 4 or 5 hours prior to the date.

    This is around the time she would be just starting to think seriously about preparation for the date, does she really want to go out with me, oh I remind her of some other guy that was bad for her, etc. Then BOOM I cancel and she's mindfuked. She's not sure why now but if she ever gets her hands on me she wants to screw my brains out
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    Maybe I'm the only one here that never had to have a plan or play games to get some "keen". I was just myself and that was always enough. Didn't have a go to move or even think about how I was going to get in my dates pants, I just knew it would happen.

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  25. 03-10-13 03:26 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    No matter how much I am attracted to a girl, I cancel the first date. I come up with an excuse like family issues or my dog is acting distressed and I'm worried, something like that. It has to be done the day of around 4 or 5 hours prior to the date.
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  27. 03-10-13 04:22 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Yep. Act bored. There are best selling books that teach this shit, but that's all you need to know.
    As a rule of thumb that really only works on the more insecure females, which, thankfully means most of them
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  28. 03-10-13 07:38 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    No matter how much I am attracted to a girl, I cancel the first date. I
    come up with an excuse like family issues or my dog is acting distressed and I'm worried, something like that. It has to be done the day of around 4 or 5 hours prior to the date.

    This is around the time she would be just starting to think seriously about preparation for the date, does she really want to go out with me, oh I remind her of some other guy that was bad for her, etc. Then BOOM I cancel and she's mindfuked. She's not sure why now but if she ever gets her hands on me she wants to screw my brains out
    In other words you're scared of pussy.

    I like to make women laugh. Simple and it does the trick.
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  29. 03-10-13 08:38 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by GamblerSpirit View Post
    In other words you're scared of pussy.
    Hardly. Sometimes it's good to chum the water and get em hungry so you can hook em later
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