1. 03-09-13 02:17 AM #1
    ttwarrior1
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    ttwarriors dating advice thread

    I will answer all your questions seriously. I mean if i can get tail and have many women after me, then
    I know you can do the same.

    I expect this to be salooned which is cool,but that section is growing and this is not about sports.

    Let's see if we can keep this serious. I will only respond if you need advice about something
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  2. 03-09-13 02:20 AM #2
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    TT, my male acquaintance has a gerbil stuck in his small intestine, what is the proper way to remove it? We thought it would just run back out, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

    Thanks for the help.
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  3. 03-09-13 02:22 AM #3
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    Hi tt.....I need some advice here.....

    I think you are super, duper cute....any advice on getting you into the sack?

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  4. 03-09-13 02:25 AM #4
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    I only date good looking nice women, are you one of those dollar?

    tto, you will need to google help for that. My advice is to use a vaccum out the dead poor thing
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  5. 03-09-13 02:27 AM #5
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    I can tell you from personal experience D2D... TT's Tatta's......... They're real, and they're spectacular!
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  6. 03-09-13 02:30 AM #6
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    the last 2 reponses are the exact reason sbr is almost dead and going downhill bad. This is meant to be a serious thread and will only respond to serious questions.
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  7. 03-09-13 02:36 AM #7
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    I'm sure it would be the same if I made a thread offering advice on astrophysics, seeing as we are both equally qualified to talk about the subjects.
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  8. 03-09-13 02:43 AM #8
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    You still rub some cheetos dust around your neck to lure in the women fatfukk warrior?
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  9. 03-09-13 03:27 AM #9
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    im willing to risk my bf percentage is not even in the top 10 percent of sbr members
    and my muscle is in the top 2 percent.
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  10. 03-09-13 04:13 AM #10
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    Dubya-T, Have you ever experienced any difficulty getting, or maintaining an erection? How do you TT, manage to please a woman with a smallerish Penis?
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  11. 03-09-13 04:35 AM #11
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    how does it feel to have bigger than the girl you are dating?
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  12. 03-09-13 10:07 PM #12
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    I have a question.

    How did you get your aunt into the sack? Were you looking at a family picture, and then lovingly glanced into each other's eyes, or did your mom sell you to auntie for a carton of lucky strikes?
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  13. 03-09-13 10:09 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    I have a question.

    How did you get your aunt into the sack? Were you looking at a family picture, and then lovingly glanced into each other's eyes, or did your mom sell you to auntie for a carton of lucky strikes?
    sadly probably spot on
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  14. 03-09-13 10:29 PM #14
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    Serious thread? Guy's never seen a real life boob outside of mom/aunt/grandma.
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  15. 03-09-13 10:50 PM #15
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    I know he has squeezed a boob because he told me it felt like a bag of sand...
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  16. 03-09-13 11:24 PM #16
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