[Sacrelicious]

Sacrelicious original right here:

So this black guy walks into a bar and goes up to the counter, and he says, "Hello barkeep, I'd like a beer, make it dark!". The bartender agrees and pours him a pint.

So he takes a seat and cant help but notice that the guy sitting next to him has a huge erection and its making it difficult for the man to sit.

So the black guy says "I'm sorry to bother you, but this is astounding, how big is that thing?"

And the guy replies "17 inches, but theres a story behind it."

And the black guy says "Really? Pray tell man, I've got all night."

So the guy explains that once upon a time he was walking along this beach and he found a lamp, a magic lamp he says, and when he rubbed it this magic genie burst out of it."

And the genie said "You have freed me from my prison, for that, I shall grant you three wishes".

So first off, the guy tells the black guy that he wished for riches, and sure enough, he was immediately sitting on a mountain of hundred dollar bills, he was now a billionaire.

Next, as he explained to the black guy, he wished for beautiful women to love him, and sure enough, beautiful women appeared and showered him with love.

So the black guy asks, "what about the third wish?"

And the guy replies, "Well, I suspect this may have been where I made my error. I wished for a 17 inch perpetual errection that would impede my mobility and make it difficult to function in society".

[Russian Rocket]

tell me the truth...how much vodka you had this morning?

[innovation]

If it was anyone besides a black guy thinking his erection was huge I would find this believable.

[Sacrelicious]

tell me the truth...how much vodka you had this morning?

Not too much so far!

[Sacrelicious]

If it was anyone besides a black guy thinking his erection was huge I would find this believable.

Thats part of the joke.

[RichA]

lol that is pretty funny haha

[BigLouie66]

another joke for ya.....

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling
me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I
fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it
between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

[greenhippo]

[Sacrelicious]

Best post ever, greenhippo.

[Sacrelicious]

another joke for ya.....

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling
me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I
fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it
between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

This is not a funny joke.

[ttwarrior1]

can we get a 2nd saloon and double saloon this shit

[Dharmonize]

I actually find the BigLouie´s joke a lot funnier than the first one...

[Bostongambler]

How was his beer?

[greenhippo]

Here's one:

A blind man walks into a bar.

[innovation]

You walk into a elevator with TT warrior, Hitler, and Saddam Hussein. You happen to be packing heat but only have 2 bullets what do you do?

[Dutch]

You walk into a elevator with TT warrior, Hitler, and Saddam Hussein. You happen to be packing heat but only have 2 bullets what do you do?

Shoot Hitler and Saddam...and then rape tt's mouth?

[innovation]

Lol. The original joke had one person being shot twice. Your ending seems like more fun.

[pulledclear]

Jesus what a bunch of fckng retards.

[The Kraken]

[TheCentaur]

You walk into a elevator with TT warrior, Hitler, and Saddam Hussein. You happen to be packing heat but only have 2 bullets what do you do?

Doesn't really matter, 3 people AND tt on an elevator means death to you all

[innovation]

reminds me of this

How do you get TT Warrior into a elevator?



Butter up his side and throw in a dozen cheesburgers.





How does TT warrior take a bath?





First he fills the tub and then he turns the water on.




TT is so fat that when he’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”

[keyboarding]

Doesn't really matter, 3 people AND tt on an elevator means death to you all

[Sacrelicious]

reminds me of this

How do you get TT Warrior into a elevator?



Butter up his side and throw in a dozen cheesburgers.





How does TT warrior take a bath?





First he fills the tub and then he turns the water on.




TT is so fat that when he’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”

This +1.

[Chi_archie]

Sac, we need more jokes from you man

[Inkwell77]

good thread