First of all, Eurovision sucks. Europe' music like sucks. Shitty songs every year, bla bla bla lollipop songs.
Except Lordi / Hard Rock Hallelujah of course! It was really great.
Anyway, we got some HOT girls in ESC 2013. Let's have a look what we got this year..
BELARUS
There's something amazingly sexy about eastern european women without doubt!
Okay, she can't dance but who cares? She is so fukkin hot. Why I didn't met her before I met my wife. (Sigh) Btw, I really enjoyed the song. I'm a jazz/rock/metal/blues man but enjoyed the rhythm and the beat.
Best Part: 00:39-00:42 (My god, she's so SEXY!)
UKRAINE
Ukraine..Beautiful women every year..
Great voice. Not a big fan of the song but Ukraine Top 10 is always a banker bet, thanks to its neighbors, lol.
DENMARK
Ehh. Cute but not sexy. My vote is 6/10. If she says "fuk me", I won't say no but there's better girls than her..
Btw, there's 2 favourite country according to bookie odds this year. Norway and Denmark.
Best Part: 3:12 (Because song ends on 3:12, lol)
NORWAY
This style is the new trend? Electronic music just like Sweden last year. Anyway, I didn't enjoyed song too much but as I mentioned before, Europe' music like sucks. This song may win. She looks confident and Europe may love this song. How they loved Sweden/Loreen last year so much? Song was awful, lol.
Best Part: 1:06-1:09 (Nice butts!)
FINLAND
Song is terrible but SHE IS HOT. She is bitchy, sexy and HOT. My 2nd best after Alyona. I think best solution is to build a harem and pick both girls, lol. Who wrote the lyrics btw, omg!
GERMANY
She looks like a Ex-Porn Star. Song is terrible btw. Anyway, she is hot but Belarus' Alyona Lanskaya is much better imo.
HOTTEST GIRL IN EUROVISION IN MY OPINION: ALYONA LANSKAYA / BELARUS
Norway will win ESC 2013 probably but hottest girl is Alyona!