My better half flew out of the country. I could shit in my bathroom and not the guest one. The toothpaste was neatly rolled up and not squished in the middle. My daughter and I had good talks and watched movies that we never would have. I got to fooking sleep on either side of the bed and never once woke up with all the covers shoved on me. For the first time in many years the Oscars were on and I didn't even know. I could park on any side of the garage. I could sleep with the bedroom door open. My bathroom towel wasn't disturbed in any way. I didn't have to hear about who did what on the bachelor. Life was fooking awesome.
We all deserve a change of pace.