1. 02-26-13 11:45 AM #1
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    Defending Teen Wolf

    Good for a laugh if you remember the movie.

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  2. 02-26-13 11:53 AM #2
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    I never saw Teen Wolf drive left in that video. Force him to use his left hand dribble

    also given that teen wolf is like 5'5 or whatever his vert was very high. So if you undercut him on a dunk attempt before he gets to the rim he'll fall a long way and maybe split his head open.

    also if you put what I call a "fox and two" on him. it will reduce his maneverability.

    basically you fake him out by putting your smallest player on him, so that he tries to post up down low for the mis-match.

    but you've trained your smallest player to just grab two handfuls of fur when teen wolf posts ups. Then he can't move, that is the fox move.

    then you trap the teen wolf with TWO more guys collapsing on him down low.

    then you tie him up and he explodes in wolf anger

    there is a 30% chance of him getting a tech or thrown out of the game every time this happens


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    I never saw Teen Wolf drive left in that video. Force him to use his left hand dribble

    also given that teen wolf is like 5'5 or whatever his vert was very high. So if you undercut him on a dunk attempt before he gets to the rim he'll fall a long way and maybe split his head open.

    also if you put what I call a "fox and two" on him. it will reduce his maneverability.

    basically you fake him out by putting your smallest player on him, so that he tries to post up down low for the mis-match.

    but you've trained your smallest player to just grab two handfuls of fur when teen wolf posts ups. Then he can't move, that is the fox move.

    then you trap the teen wolf with TWO more guys collapsing on him down low.

    then you tie him up and he explodes in wolf anger

    there is a 30% chance of him getting a tech or thrown out of the game every time this happens


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    Nice amendments. Did he grow taller when he was the wolf, or just thicker?

    I always felt like getting him to rage and pick up a couple of techs would be the best strategy, though you're running the risk of him mauling the entire gym at that point, which would obviously be counterproductive.
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    Let's hear it for the greatest coach in movie sports history

    Bobby Finstock.

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    I always thought that the coach's toady assistant guy was retarded.

    Also, what is up with this?

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  7. 02-26-13 09:05 PM #7
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    nothing wrong with hanging brain at the end of a movie!
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