1. 02-17-13 11:46 PM #1
    Seaweed
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    How Many Days Have You Gone Without Masturbating?

    It seems like everyone here does it here except me.

    Do you guys Masturbate everyday?
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  2. 02-17-13 11:53 PM #2
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  3. 02-17-13 11:57 PM #3
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    If you don't jerk off

    U r gay!
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  4. 02-17-13 11:59 PM #4
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    I went over 4400 days without masturbating.


    From birth to age 13
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  5. 02-18-13 12:00 AM #5
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    We r born with thumbs

    Without thumbs we/men cannot jerk off
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  6. 02-18-13 12:00 AM #6
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    tony come what if an sbr poster hypothetically masturbated while thinking of another sbr poster whose name might or might not rhyme with shoney bum

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  7. 02-18-13 12:02 AM #7
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    Drdrinker

    We have thumbs

    Use it

    Go!
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  8. 02-18-13 12:06 AM #8
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    tony i can do it without my thumbs!

    _
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  9. 02-18-13 12:08 AM #9
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    Drinker thats impossible

    Without your thumbs you cannot choke your monkey
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  10. 02-18-13 12:08 AM #10
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    Funny this was mentioned as on twitter


    @kingmayan I can't wait til seaweeds granny's on so I can get off before wife wakes up
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  11. 02-18-13 12:08 AM #11
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    Haven't in over 2 years..
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  12. 02-18-13 12:10 AM #12
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    Successful gamblers

    Jerk off!
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  13. 02-18-13 12:11 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Funny this was mentioned as on twitter


    @kingmayan I can't wait til seaweeds granny's on so I can get off before wife wakes up
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  14. 02-18-13 12:15 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Drinker thats impossible

    Without your thumbs you cannot choke your monkey
    fleshlight!
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  15. 02-18-13 12:17 AM #15
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    Finger foreskin on off days.
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  16. 02-18-13 12:22 AM #16
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    Why masturbate when you can get laid every day?
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  17. 02-18-13 12:35 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Haven't in over 2 years..
    Quote Originally Posted by stevex View Post
    Why masturbate when you can get laid every day?

    No one's having sex everyday. Can't tell me there's not one day you fire up the hub and enjoy the show.
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  18. 02-18-13 01:12 AM #18
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    Disgusting.
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  19. 02-18-13 01:13 AM #19
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    30 mins probably???
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  20. 02-18-13 01:17 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Disgusting.
    Is that a complaint from the OP?
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  21. 02-18-13 08:37 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    It seems like everyone here does it here except me.

    Do you guys Masturbate everyday?
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  22. 02-18-13 08:39 AM #22
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  23. 02-18-13 09:29 AM #23
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    2-3 x per day on average
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  24. 02-18-13 10:16 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    2-3 x per day on average
    Good for you gueye
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  25. 02-18-13 12:13 PM #25
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    If I go more than 8 hrs without jerking it I get all irritable and end up slapping my girlfriend around. Bitch needs to stop asking "Is everything ok?"
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  26. 02-18-13 02:36 PM #26
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    unreal
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  27. 02-18-13 02:42 PM #27
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    over 20 yrs..
    not into self abuse.
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  28. 02-18-13 04:02 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Good for you gueye
    hell yeah bro, i pump out loads like there's no tomorrow, daily
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  29. 02-18-13 04:06 PM #29
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    days??? is this a real question? who the hell goes a day without whackin it, at least SOMEwhere, to SOMEthing

    most hours for me? in last few years i'd say probably at most 10 hours, but thats do to ex-tennewating circumstances
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  30. 02-18-13 04:10 PM #30
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    42 days 15 mins 36 seconds... 37 seconds... 38 seconds.... 39 seconds......


    Sploooooge

    0 days, 0 minutes, 1 second... 0 days 0 mins 2 seconds...............
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  31. 02-18-13 04:57 PM #31
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    is it my job or gf job ?
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  32. 02-18-13 05:00 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harun View Post
    is it my job or gf job ?
    The worst job in the world is the guy with the mop and bucket that has to clean the splooge on the floor of the peep shows.
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  33. 02-18-13 05:03 PM #33
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    one time my ex started grabbing my rooster while it was still inside my pants...and I had remembered that I had jerked off earlier that day...sometimes little pieces of tissue would get stuck to my rooster...so I said "hold up i gotta go to the bathroom"...ran in there and checked...and sure enough there was a tiny piece still stuck to the tip of my rooster from cleanup....I had to clean that off or else there would have been hell to pay...

    she went through my computer once and my browser history and saw porn and flipped....the funny thing is...some of the shit she would do without me initiating it...its like...jesus you must have watched and learned a thing or two yourself
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  34. 02-18-13 05:30 PM #34
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  35. 02-18-13 06:41 PM #35
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