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    This old man tradition needs to be outlawed!!!

    The vile, disgusting tradition of carrying around a handkerchief. A folded up snot rag that for some reason people (mostly old men) think they can open and blow their nose into at a dinner table or offer to someone who is sneezing. Have you ever been offered a handkerchief? Made me want to puke. Why don't we just start using spittoons again? Carrying around a rag full of snot and spit in your pocket unreal

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    The word spittoon makes me laugh. In an old wheezy way.

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    I use my handkerchief for the excess blow and snuff in my nasal passages..

    Btw I'm 62 yrs old.

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    You sound like the kind of person who walks around making sniffing noises with a crusty ring of snot just at the rim of the nostril. It's people like you, people who push boogers up with your finger and who are constantly wandering into pulic restrooms looking for tp or a paper towels that ought to be done away with.

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    One of the thangs I learned from being homeless.
    I carry fast-food napkins instead. Disposed when snotified.
    [also handy 4 late-nite pottys]

    55 y.o. here, but agree w/ OP, hankys r stanky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    The vile, disgusting tradition of carrying around a handkerchief. A folded up snot rag that for some reason people (mostly old men) think they can open and blow their nose into at a dinner table or offer to someone who is sneezing. Have you ever been offered a handkerchief? Made me want to puke. Why don't we just start using spittoons again? Carrying around a rag full of snot and spit in your pocket unreal
    get over it sissy

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    FU...i'll carry what I want to carry, you pussy...you must be a leftist telling everyone what to do.....
    Last edited by TheRifleman; 02-16-13 at 05:33 PM.

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    Do you drive around without a flashlight, jack & spare in your car?

    Ah... didn't think so!

    A handkerchief is part of the essential tool kit veterans of the Champagne Room carry to offer up in chivalrous fashion to that special lady in lieu of her bar napkins.

    Strippers always respond favorably to Prince Valiant type behavior.

    ROOKIE!!!

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    The company Kleenex wasn't around in 1920

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    get over it sissy
    I am surprised that someone who is haunted by seeing an old man's junk in the gym locker room would be so nonchalant about another gross habit of old men.

    If people want to have it at home or use it in the bathroom no big deal. When they whip it out (the handkerchief) in public and manipulate it searching for a clean square, then stick it in their pocket and carry on as usual it becomes offensive and unsanitary.

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    Old men also tend to lick their fingers when counting their money as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRifleman View Post
    FU...i'll carry what I want to carry, you pussy...you must be a leftist telling everyone what to do.....
    Rifleman no I am not a leftist

    Rifleman I'm just curious what was bugging you so much in your post that you came back over 7 hours later and changed it?

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    Old folks can blow their nose on whatever the fuk they want. Who's gonna stop them?

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    Something that has always bothered me is when you'll be out eating somewhere with your friends and you're talking about some of the greatest songs of all time and some 80 year old guy from another table interrupts your conversation and says "Don't forget about Little Brown Jug"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Rifleman no I am not a leftist

    Rifleman I'm just curious what was bugging you so much in your post that you came back over 7 hours later and changed it?
    I'll tell you for 100SBR points.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRifleman View Post
    I'll tell you for 100SBR points.........
    what a fukking hooker I'll give you 100 rubles to shut the fukk up ones and for all with your retarded negro posts boy

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    And then they wash said used hanky with the rest of their clothes. How gross is that?!?!? Yuck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipper View Post
    And then they wash said used hanky with the rest of their clothes. How gross is that?!?!? Yuck!
    They need to change with the times and use a disposable.

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    just let them die off from the illnesses they'll pass along to one another, the world will be a better place

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    always thought it was weird in Wall Street when Gorden Gecko lays out Charlie Sheen in the park, he throws him his handerchief to clean his bloody nose. when Sheen is done with it, he throws it back and millionaire Gecko takes it back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    always thought it was weird in Wall Street when Gorden Gecko lays out Charlie Sheen in the park, he throws him his handerchief to clean his bloody nose. when Sheen is done with it, he throws it back and millionaire Gecko takes it back.
    Maybe it was his one and only bulletproof hanky


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