1. 02-05-13 07:26 PM #1
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9788

    Black History Month lesson Feb 5th 2013

    Yes its true, black people love us

    http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

    Hi! I'm Sally, and I'm Johnny
    Welcome to our website:
    Black People Love Us!
    We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN' domain name and a killer website!!
    We hope you think we're as awesome as the Black community does!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 02-05-13 07:27 PM #2
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9788

    Sally loves to touch my hair! She always asks me how I got my hair to do this. That makes me feel special. Like I have magical powers! Johnny calls me "da man!" That puts me at ease. It makes me feel comfortable, because I am Black and that's how Black folks talk to one another.
    Johnny always plays up his (Italian, Irish, Jewish, etc.) ethnicity to me—as an entree into friendship! Johnny always says: "I'm not racist; one of my best friends is Black!" I think he might mean me!
    Johnny is generous enough to remark upon how "articulate" I am! That makes me feel good!
    		Sally always says things that make me feel special, like: "You're so cool, you're different, you're not like other Black people!"
    Sally's always saying: "You go girl!" while"raising the roof" to mainstream hip-hop tracks at cheesy bars. That's fun! I relate to that.
    		Sally and Johnny are always going on and on about how Tiger Woods changed the face of golf, and the Williams Sisters changed the face of tennis! On and on...like, almost for too long!
    Sally and Johnny love my hat!!
    		Sally and Johnny give me ample opportunities to translate rap lyrics, reggae songs, and/or street slang! Like I'm a mouthpiece for many, many cultures of dark-skinned people.
    Sally uses a washcloth in the shower and scrubs herself!! Johnny doesn't smell like a wet dog when he gets rained on!
    Our White friends just don't get it!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 02-05-13 07:27 PM #3
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9788

    Here's yours trulies and our friends just hanging out, having a blast as usual!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 02-05-13 07:28 PM #4
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9788

    This was hilarious!
    We love playing Pictionary. Time was running out and Sally just could not get it!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 02-05-13 07:28 PM #5
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9788

    Whoops! Johnny's totally stumped!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 02-05-13 07:51 PM #6
    YouMama
    Losers Lose
    YouMama's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-04-12
    Posts: 727
    Betpoints: 191

    that couple looks alot like this couple... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders...stopher_Newsom
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 02-05-13 08:18 PM #7
    ttwarrior1
    ttwarrior1's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 06-23-09
    Posts: 28,301
    Betpoints: 9788

    i wonder if jesse jackson or al sharpton was at that trial, wonder why this wasn't on the news. It sure would of been if, well you know
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Top
« Previous Thread | The Saloon | Next Thread »