This thread is meant for both serious and comical purposes and should only be taken halfway seriously.
There are two theories that I find very interesting and they can apply to most women.
1. Briffault's Law- The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can derive no benefit from association with the male, no such association takes place.(In other words, if the female NO LONGER HAS USE FOR THE MALE, the woman will leave)
2. Beckhap's Law- A woman's intelligence is inversely proportional to her attractiveness.
This thread may get deep, deeper than Atlantis....all comments are appreciated.