IL priest calls 911 after getting stuck in handcuffs and gag he was ‘playing with'
I swear, this is not from The Onion....
Springfield, IL — A Catholic priest from the Springfield diocese headed by Bishop Thomas J. Paprocki, who testified against Illinois' marriage equality bill, is on administrative leave after calling 911 to report that he was unable to remove a pair of handcuffs he'd been "playing with."
sometimes they like to get gagged and cuffed and you smack em around a little you know just teasing and being flirty with them, knock around there cok and balls or whatever, smack em a few times on the ass or whatever they like
cause there not allowed to have sex so sometimes they like to get guys to fuk around with them in kind of playful flirty ways
innocent harmless stuff
and if he needs a pull or two or three, you hook him up, you dig? its a small thing to you and means a LOT to him, so whats the big deal
some kid probably thought it would be funny to leave him hanging there