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    Good luck on your date tonight Zeta

    I think she maybe the one. Chick on left, 5'4 150 according to zeta. They are going ice skating.


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    too much meat for manny's freezer

    zeta's best chance at the rink with this one would be to throw the gloves down early

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    what happened to this chick Zeta?


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    Zeta my man, talk me up to the one on the right. Double date in Vegas, we'll fly em out and show them a good time.

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    Zeta, giver her two in the pink and one in the stink!

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    I bet her vagina smells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Zeta, giver her two in the pink and one in the stink!

    I second what BIG said...stick it in her pooper pal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Zeta, giver her two in the pink and one in the stink!
    I think two might get engulfed in the pink and not allow one to reach to the stink.

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    no real man has sex with a woman on the first date or even 2nd or 3rd, this chick is the one, zeta will be waiting with this one for a long term relationship

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    no real man has sex with a woman on the first date or even 2nd or 3rd, this chick is the one, zeta will be waiting with this one for a long term relationship

    Back in the 90's maybe TT..its 2013 almost pal...immediate gratification, women are equals now and hornier than men.....this is why you've missed the bus pal.

    And for the record...it ain't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying her....its just sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    no real man has sex with a woman on the first date or even 2nd or 3rd, this chick is the one, zeta will be waiting with this one for a long term relationship


    zeta you dog, guy is always thinking +ev.

    he's going for the porker so he can get a 3 way with her friend down the line.

    genius

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    good luck zeta

    i have roofies if you need them

    do not think you will need them for this girl though

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    Righty is cute
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    I think she maybe the one. Chick on left, 5'4 150 according to zeta. They are going ice skating.


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    zeta if you plan to have dinner on this date it would be +ev to do that before she works up a sweat

    zeta that will start before the skates are laced up

    zeta looks like she could eat 7 sandwiches easy

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    spankie contact me please, serious business

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    ripped nobody off that followed rules correctly and I have no other way to contact him, but spankie has ways of finding me if he wanted. Also never heard of ya, ill make future zeta threads pro only

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    one on the right is due able the left i wouldnt even f\*\*k for the exercise

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    zeta check in man

    did you fuk her?

    where in yonkers did you go guey

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    Right one is hot, I like the cute girl next door look......Left is not but would probably bang if hammered and not feel too bad about it

    Right up Zeta's alley

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    real life miss piggy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    no real man has sex with a woman on the first date or even 2nd or 3rd, this chick is the one, zeta will be waiting with this one for a long term relationship
    If she isn't desperate to get you into bed pretty quick, then she isn't the one either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    I think she maybe the one. Chick on left, 5'4 150 according to zeta. They are going ice skating.

    broad on the right reminds me of Bristol Palin


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    LOL at taking dating advice on a gambling website lmao

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    u prikks!

    TT, everyone thanks for the support guys

    we went ice skating at the rink and i did ok. i was good skating in straight lines but struggled a bit on the turns. i fell twice trying ti impress her by making a quick turn around the oval shaped rink

    anyways then we saw the new slave movie with jamie foxx and i squealed like a little pig every time somebody got shot. unreal

    but i saw she was scared too so i held her close to me and then she started stroking my outer thigh with her fingers and i was chomping at the bit with a full blown hard on

    so then i made a move during a gun fight scene and we kissed for approx 3 minutes it was kinda romantic.

    boys i am in love and did not smash but that is b/c she is classy. shari i have moved on from you b/c you never answered by 34 skype calls and 17 emails but i think we can still be friends

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    Whens the wedding?

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    Zeta good for u I like women with some meat on them too as long as their nipples are nice

    Zeta is the girl on the right in the picture your sister Jules? Tell her I said hi

    If you see this message within the next few minutes come play some poker Ill be at a table

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post


    u prikks!

    TT, everyone thanks for the support guys

    we went ice skating at the rink and i did ok. i was good skating in straight lines but struggled a bit on the turns. i fell twice trying ti impress her by making a quick turn around the oval shaped rink

    anyways then we saw the new slave movie with jamie foxx and i squealed like a little pig every time somebody got shot. unreal

    but i saw she was scared too so i held her close to me and then she started stroking my outer thigh with her fingers and i was chomping at the bit with a full blown hard on

    so then i made a move during a gun fight scene and we kissed for approx 3 minutes it was kinda romantic.

    boys i am in love and did not smash but that is b/c she is classy. shari i have moved on from you b/c you never answered by 34 skype calls and 17 emails but i think we can still be friends

    guys if you are looking for dating tips hit me or TT up on facebook chat
    Admit it pal, you had to tell her that stain was just some spilled butter a few seconds later....would have made her go down and lick it at least

    Glad ya had a good time but enjoy life, dont get settled down youre young man

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    Dating tips from a guy with a big screen forehead who shops at baby Gap and a fat tub of boy loving shit.....priceless.

    Spankie- call tt's mom ASAP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Zeta good for u I like women with some meat on them too as long as their nipples are nice

    Zeta is the girl on the right in the picture your sister Jules? Tell her I said hi

    If you see this message within the next few minutes come play some poker Ill be at a table
    nah thats the girl's sister

    centaur where are u from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    nah thats the girl's sister

    centaur where are u from?
    Born in the midwest raised on the Southeast coast

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    I bet her vagina smells.

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    lets be real...Zeta is pounding both of them ! thats how he rolls......Get it in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post


    u prikks!

    TT, everyone thanks for the support guys

    we went ice skating at the rink and i did ok. i was good skating in straight lines but struggled a bit on the turns. i fell twice trying ti impress her by making a quick turn around the oval shaped rink

    anyways then we saw the new slave movie with jamie foxx and i squealed like a little pig every time somebody got shot. unreal

    but i saw she was scared too so i held her close to me and then she started stroking my outer thigh with her fingers and i was chomping at the bit with a full blown hard on

    so then i made a move during a gun fight scene and we kissed for approx 3 minutes it was kinda romantic.

    boys i am in love and did not smash but that is b/c she is classy. shari i have moved on from you b/c you never answered by 34 skype calls and 17 emails but i think we can still be friends

    guys if you are looking for dating tips hit me or TT up on facebook chat


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    funny man that Zeta..

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