1. 12-27-12 02:49 AM #1
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    Is this chick worth a 10hr drive or 3 hour flight?

    Been talking to her for a month and she wants me.





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  2. 12-27-12 03:13 AM #2
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    No.
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  3. 12-27-12 04:49 AM #3
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    Depends on how desperate you are. Some guys on here would empty their savings account on a beast like that. Me personally? I'd have her meet at Red Lobster half the distance and try for a bj in the parking lot.
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  4. 12-27-12 05:17 AM #4
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    Trash
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  5. 12-27-12 08:38 AM #5
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    She looks cross eyed.
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  6. 12-27-12 09:34 AM #6
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    Oops, I spilled...
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  7. 12-27-12 09:37 AM #7
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    id rather jerk off
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  8. 12-27-12 10:06 AM #8
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    not good
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  9. 12-27-12 10:08 AM #9
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    if she met you yes but i wouldnt fly for 3 hours for that....cheaper to get a hooker in your own back yard
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  10. 12-27-12 12:12 PM #10
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    Tell her to at least hide the tags so you dont think she is such a low life to take pics of herself in clothes she doesn't own.
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  11. 12-27-12 01:22 PM #11
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    I find it gross that she's trying on bathing suits without a panty liner. How much other nasty, oozing snatch has been in those swim suits?
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  12. 12-27-12 01:56 PM #12
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    ^^^^^^^^^that statement^^^^^^^^ Bingo

    yet he wants to wallow his willy in it.
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  13. 12-27-12 02:53 PM #13
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    IF you can't get any elsewhere, guess you have to. Although it likely would be cheaper to just get a hooker at home.

    Just avoid the lightning that is associated with THUNDER THIGHS!
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  14. 12-27-12 03:26 PM #14
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    noo
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  15. 12-27-12 04:01 PM #15
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    Is that the broad seaweed's granny is lining for weeder
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  16. 12-28-12 01:45 AM #16
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    How flush are you? If it is feasible pussy is pussy. Someone once told me there is no such thing as bad pussy. Some is just better than others.
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  17. 12-28-12 01:59 AM #17
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    If it's what you're into
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  18. 12-28-12 02:20 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    Tell her to at least hide the tags so you dont think she is such a low life to take pics of herself in clothes she doesn't own.
    They must be better than anything she has/can afford to buy. Of course she could pull a Winona Ryder and stuff those bikinis in her purse.
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  19. 12-28-12 03:26 AM #19
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    She’s aight…depends man… if you got the feds to pay for a flight and what the plans are when you hook up. If you want something real and she does too, than it is worth it but spending that kind of money on a one nighter is stupid. I’ve banged hookers but I would never drive 10hrs or take a 3 hour flight to bang a hooker.
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  20. 12-28-12 04:13 AM #20
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    10 hours or 3 hr flight are you fukkin kidding.

    No it isn't worth it I hope this wasn't a serious question. Unless you're a virgin who is desperate as fuk... But then if that were the case you'd prolly travel the 10 hours look like a fukkin creep and still not hit it
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  21. 12-28-12 05:35 AM #21
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    you fukkin serious?

    drive around your neighborhood for an hour and you could probably find a hooker that will want you more than this chick for only $50.
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  22. 12-28-12 08:07 AM #22
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    No, the first picture it seems she saw SMU beat Fresno St straight up.
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  23. 12-28-12 08:15 AM #23
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    no.
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  24. 12-28-12 08:19 AM #24
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  25. 12-28-12 08:20 AM #25
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    those pics are better
    Last edited by cockblocker; 12-28-12 at 08:41 AM.
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  26. 12-28-12 08:34 AM #26
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    This guy has horrible taste
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  27. 12-28-12 09:39 AM #27
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  28. 12-28-12 09:52 AM #28
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    If she paid your expenses to see her than yes if not than no, go jerk off instead
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  29. 12-28-12 09:58 AM #29
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    She looks a bit cockeyed in that first picture. is she cockeyed? I wouldn't drive across town to hook up with that woman, and I am banging a pig.
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  30. 12-28-12 05:49 PM #30
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    Shes not cockeyed.
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  31. 12-28-12 08:11 PM #31
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    Long distance pussy chase!What, no local snatch available? 3 hour flight for pussy? That snatch better better do magic tricks, maker dinner and and pick winners!
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  32. 12-28-12 08:20 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by cockblocker View Post
    Shes not cockeyed.
    Cockeyed.Lazy Eyed,same thing bro.Surely you can score some local pussy out of a bar better than that,if not catch the next flight out for New Years. Heres a play to help differ the cost.

    Yale +12 -110

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  33. 12-28-12 08:21 PM #33
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    What kind of chick puts on a swim suit and takes pictures to send to some dude 500 miles away.

    She has some mental issues at the very least.
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  34. 12-28-12 08:32 PM #34
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    CockBlocker,post a picture of yourself,so we can decide if you can do better than lazy eyed chick trying on swimwear at Walmart.I also like Syracuse +4 tomorrow against WVU.

    Im posting plays with my replies,because i think we can all make some money if we work together instead of just bashing each other all day long.After all,picking winners is what lead us all to this site,I think sometimes that is forgotten.

    In the words of Chris Carter "Cmon Man" you seriously cant be that desperate to fly 3 hrs for this chick,put your big boy pants on and go out and get some pussy. Pussy of this quality isnt hard to score in local watering hole,especially if they think you got money to throw around for plane tickets.

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  35. 12-28-12 08:57 PM #35
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    i am a weedsnob and a pussy snob.

    God blessed me with good genes so I have had more than my fair share of pussy especially in college where i f u c k e d my brains out.

    I've had a lot of Top Shelp pussy all the way to regular and even the rare last call donkey punch / dirty sanchez pussy.

    I can tell you some of the toads talking smack in this thread can't even get a girl with Downs off a short buss. <

    If you are around and don't have shit else to do.... why not go f u c k her brains out and slap her around your hotel room?

    So many gamblers are ugly, overweight, out of shape, short, dispraportionate, mamed, lame, gimps, and many are clowning some chick who they can't even get themselves... been to a Casino lately??

    She is sending dressing room picks in a bikini to you and multiole dudes and asks which one they like better?

    She likes attention and she likes to f u c k



    GO F U C K her
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