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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post

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    Kids are expensive....You're gonna be broke...change your handle to "Ihavenomoney"

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    NO smoking cigs around the baby iwin.

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    is there any chance at all that this kid could be the Messiah whom shall have been sent to save humanity?

    you never know

    the Universe works in mysterious ways

    would not be a surprise at all if it turned out that theywonmymoney jr is the Messiah that hath been prophesied for 2 millennia

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    What's with the dirty fingernail?

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    2.5 months? Honeymoon phase isn't even over yet. I wish you the best though. Been with someone for 4 years and it didn't work, can't imagine 2.5 months.

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    Broad at 0;29 I assume


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    i still recommend control alt deleting it

    at least run it by her

    say you love her but you feel you love her so much you want to be more financially stable to start a family

    also buy her flowers or something or let her dye her hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    2.5 months? Honeymoon phase isn't even over yet. I wish you the best though. Been with someone for 4 years and it didn't work, can't imagine 2.5 months.
    i agree, 10 weeks is nothing in the relationship world. the chick hasnt even farted in front of you in that time frame.
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    I cant wait for the video where Mug is eating 50 types of shrimp at Red Lobster laughing his ass off at the fact the babies black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    i still recommend control alt deleting it

    at least run it by her

    say you love her but you feel you love her so much you want to be more financially stable to start a family

    also buy her flowers or something or let her dye her hair
    he might not have a choice. some chicks are just pro lifers.

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    Iwin- I hope everything works out for you and all are healthy...but I must say that this is the definition of BURIED bro. 3 months dating, Mug already sold her a lemon and now you knock her up Say goodbye to LVH, say goodbye to Tunica, say goodbye to whatever other backwoods fukkin casino you guys always went to...YOU ARE FUKKIN BURIED CUZ!

    Mug must be sick...Whats Batman without Robin? No more road trips for Bruce Wayne and Boy Wonder, diapers and enfamil all day everyday....End of an era.

    RIP: Iwin/Mug
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    DNA test IN.
    Mug OUT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    i still recommend control alt deleting it

    at least run it by her

    say you love her but you feel you love her so much you want to be more financially stable to start a family

    also buy her flowers or something or let her dye her hair
    darker wwjd guey

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    You've been together 2.5 months?

    Looks like she's 3 months pregnant to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Iwin- I hope everything works out for you and all are healthy...but I must say that this is the definition of BURIED bro. 3 months dating, Mug already sold her a lemon and now you knock her up Say goodbye to LVH, say goodbye to Tunica, say goodbye to whatever other backwoods fukkin casino you guys always went to...YOU ARE FUKKIN BURIED CUZ!

    Mug must be sick...Whats Batman without Robin? No more road trips for Bruce Wayne and Boy Wonder, diapers and enfamil all day everyday....End of an era.

    RIP: Iwin/Mug
    unfortuantely sweeper is spot on as usual

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    Congratulation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Iwin- I hope everything works out for you and all are healthy...but I must say that this is the definition of BURIED bro. 3 months dating, Mug already sold her a lemon and now you knock her up Say goodbye to LVH, say goodbye to Tunica, say goodbye to whatever other backwoods fukkin casino you guys always went to...YOU ARE FUKKIN BURIED CUZ!

    Mug must be sick...Whats Batman without Robin? No more road trips for Bruce Wayne and Boy Wonder, diapers and enfamil all day everyday....End of an era.

    RIP: Iwin/Mug
    Pretty much sums it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    he might not have a choice. some chicks are just pro lifers.
    He's fukked

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    he might not have a choice. some chicks are just pro lifers.
    Bingo.

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    im actually really concerned for Mug here....Tough situation as Im sure Iwin is his only friend.

    Mugger- Hit me up any time you need pal, Jeff has my celly. Hang in there buddy
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    If that's the girl in the video than good for you, seems nice and she's cute.

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    Congrats iwin

    Kid will be going with you to the casino in no time

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    how much does she know about you and mug?

    does she know last names? parents? family?

    maybe you can just leave state and delete her on fb??

    you and mug can move to vegas or costa rica

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    Congrats Iwin..


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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    darker wwjd guey

    Come out of some * that had never been penetrated.

    Jus sayin.

    Congrats iwin...kids are great maybe not in this situation though. Hope all works out with whatever happens
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    Congrats, pal! You will be missed.

    http://youtu.be/rAwzg1xGSjU

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    iwin blessings to your new family


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    manny why is anthony hopkins dressed as a priest gueyere

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    iwin blessings to your new family


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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    manny why is anthony hopkins dressed as a priest gueyere
    drinker t-hop works in mysterious ways guey

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    Iwin falls in love very easy. He was madly in love with trailer girl and Lupe from CR, after the initial euphoria wears off he will be back to normal. Iwin, never bang these hyna's without a rubber. We salute you!

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    Hope you plan on getting married otherwise you are about to get child support fukkt hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post
    Well not soon.....due aug 12. Kid WILL be a SBR pro and play at A books only.

    Unplanned obviously. But very excited none the less!

    Cheers boys!



    good luck pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    Hope you plan on getting married otherwise you are about to get child support fukkt hard.

    I got a funny feeling that there's going to be a tragic slip/fall down a flight of steps in the near future...

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