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    PhillyFlyers
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    Woman Fired For Being Too Sexy And She's Only A 4.3867 Miami Standard 3.92834 Vegas


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    I don't see the irresistable-ness...

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    Quote Originally Posted by soul786 View Post
    I don't see the irresistable-ness...
    You ain't the only one.

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    Better than the picture in the articles, still don't know about "irresistible"

    How about the dentists quote "if you see a bulge in my pants, your close are too tight"

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    Too sexy? I don't want to visit Iowa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Too sexy? I don't want to visit Iowa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    You ain't the only one.

    You should see what the women here in Miami wear to work ... amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Too sexy? I don't want to visit Iowa.
    Iowa is awful, when my ex lived there, someone tried to hook her up with a dude who wore jean shorts. Apparently those are still in style in Iowa, sounds gay but c'mon, what guy besides TT over the age of 7 has them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Too sexy? I don't want to visit Iowa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Iowa is awful, when my ex lived there, someone tried to hook her up with a dude who wore jean shorts. Apparently those are still in style in Iowa, sounds gay but c'mon, what guy besides TT over the age of 7 has them?
    I always use to get shit for wearing jean shorts, I had to retire them but shit, there isn't many other options.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Iowa is awful, when my ex lived there, someone tried to hook her up with a dude who wore jean shorts. Apparently those are still in style in Iowa, sounds gay but c'mon, what guy besides TT over the age of 7 has them?


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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post

    Better than the picture in the articles, still don't know about "irresistible"

    How about the dentists quote "if you see a bulge in my pants, your close are too tight"

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    I bet she could smell a mouse shit in a corn field from a mile away

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    I bet she could smell a mouse shit in a corn field from a mile away
    Don't the women in Iowa wear overalls and are like 400 lbs.?

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    I'm guessing compared to Mrs.James Knight she is "irresistible"

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    hell no she aint even all that

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    you'd give your "i" teeth to phukk that and you know it....
    ...cue the homophobic reply and lack of time/place as promised earlier by OP....
    1800 block of Federal st dec 29th if your suddenly feeling brave, girly man

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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post
    you'd give your "i" teeth to phukk that and you know it....
    ...cue the homophobic reply and lack of time/place as promised earlier by OP....
    1800 block of Federal st dec 29th if your suddenly feeling brave, girly man
    Suck my dikk farmfag.

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    Unless she has minimum 3 children there's no way she's batting anywhere close to irresistable.

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    She's not that bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv001 View Post
    She's not that bad.
    In a small-town, homecoming queen Harper Valley PTA way.

    She is probably competing against pretty sad options, and looks super-good in comparison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    Suck my dikk farmfag.
    haha...is this douche bag my biatch or is this douche bag my BIATCH!!!!


    owned mother phukker...owned.

    JOIN NOW! Right up your alley homophobe!
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