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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    I have a laundry list of things that piss me off about people at the gym.
    You mean the people who like to come over and try to talk while you're training?

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    Drivers who pull out on the road in front of me with clearly NO other cars within a mile behind me....then they flip on their blinker and turn back off to another road 500 feet away!

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    asking for tips on the slip at drive thrus or carryouts.

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    People at the gym doing that crossfit crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Naggers
    N_GGERS Funniest South Park!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by edawg View Post
    People at the gym doing that crossfit crap
    Real Crossfit isnt done at a 'gym' its done at a BOX damnitt

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    Please add "guys that work out, but forget that they need to work at their ab"

    I would say abs, but it's like one giant doughy fluffball.

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    I hate people who stop and then put on their turn signal.

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    When you stop at a gas station to grab a 20oz drink and it's half ass warm.

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    Semi trucks on the Interstate that go slow as hell on uphills, you pass them and get over again you get and on the downhills they are on your ass.

    Uncouth dickheads that stick out their bare feet out of cars.

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    when youre trying to buy something simple at convenience store like a pack of smokes or a soda and the person in front if you is buying 50 different types of lottery scratch offs.
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    People in general.

    It mostly comes down to rudeness, which encompasses a majority of people.

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    I hate when I'm grocery shopping and some clown has his cart diagonal in the aisle so it's impossible to get by him.

    I hate the Subway commercials where the adults talk like kids.

    Oh yeah... the United States Government also annoys me. I remember a few years back when I was trying to make my first deposit into a Sportsbook. Figuring out how to put money into a Sportsbook was harder than solving a Rubik's Cube... All thanks to the U.S. Government. It won't be long until fast food is illegal and they'll have undercover sting operations for people buying Big Mac's on the black market.
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    This lady at the drug store who tells me the same stories every time I'm there and must have brain damage from probable years of drug abuse. It's so hard to be nice and not tell her to STFU.

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    Anyone who is unfriendly to me as a customer.
    I mean hey, you don't want me to eat my steak at your restaurant and pay your bills with it? Okay, fine, there are plenty more good restaurants.
    Come on, it's a fcking service, be polite to your goddamn customers!


    Plus: people who are obv unable to use a motherpenetrating deodorant WTF? This is as disgusting as it gets. I hate it. Nothing worse than standing behind someone in line who smells like he hasn't showered in weeks. What is wrong with these idiots?
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    Guys who curl at the fukin squat rack.. guys who grunt and breathe so hard I can hear them from 20 feet away at the gym. When people turn extremely fukin slow when driving. When a stupid bitch won't let me cut in the grocery store line when all I have is milk and the slut has a full cart.

    Most annoying thing in the world is when one of my buddies is watching a game with me and he starts talking about fantasy football. "I'm losing by 30 points I need 100 yards and 2 tds from AP." Fantasy football is by far the worst penetrating thing, I loathe that shit. Place a wager fuk that fantasy shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Believeland View Post
    Guys who curl at the fukin squat rack.. guys who grunt and breathe so hard I can hear them from 20 feet away at the gym. When people turn extremely fukin slow when driving. When a stupid bitch won't let me cut in the grocery store line when all I have is milk and the slut has a full cart.

    Most annoying thing in the world is when one of my buddies is watching a game with me and he starts talking about fantasy football. "I'm losing by 30 points I need 100 yards and 2 tds from AP." Fantasy football is by far the worst penetrating thing, I loathe that shit. Place a wager fuk that fantasy shit
    Reminds me of my friend who I hate to tell who I have and what the spread is. Whenever I'm up, he thinks I have it in the bag..."You're up 5 man, you're good" No I'm not, this is the NBA, you're never good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Reminds me of my friend who I hate to tell who I have and what the spread is. Whenever I'm up, he thinks I have it in the bag..."You're up 5 man, you're good" No I'm not, this is the NBA, you're never good.
    Talking to friends who don't gamble or know shit about it, probably number one thing that annoys me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    What are the things that annoy you?

    What else am I missing?
    Showing up at a strip club specifically for Amateur Night only to find they've canceled it b/c only one amateur showed up... (happened just last night )

    Porn orgy scenes where the 2 hottest chicks just stay in the background "cheering" on the action, sometimes not even getting naked let alone participating

    Lee Corso's tired "crazy old grandpa" shtick

    That I can watch the biggest poker tourney in the World happening in the most famous gambling city (which is in the U.S.) carried on the biggest sports network in the World (U.S. based) BUT I can't play a friggin hand of poker at a decent, quality online site

    non contributing scumbag insects like mosquitoes

    stores that run out of Magnum condoms

    Women that tell me "No"

    Peeps that live like 5 minutes away from the restaurant but feel compelled to drop a deuce in the public restroom, when all you're looking to do is wash your hands

    Fred and Jeff Wilpon

    clothes on women

    ketchup

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    People who have sicknesses directly related to lifestyle and look for pity.

    People who want help but won't help themselves.

    2chainz

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    30 year old men that watch wrestling.

    Moms who claim to be the best mom in the world but is at the bar every night.

    Just a few...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post

    stores that run out of Magnum condoms

    Well, aren't you just precious?


    You know that you can use actual balloons to make balloon animals. Condoms are not used for that purpose.

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    The guy at work who takes a golden brown pee and doesn't flush the urinal and leaves a curly black pube to boot.

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    Plastic bags in the produce section

    Spam from BetOnline

    SBR Casino

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin3587 View Post
    30 year old men that watch wrestling.
    But it amuses me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    The guy at work who takes a golden brown pee and doesn't flush the urinal and leaves a curly black pube to boot.
    There's a rare occasion where you'll meet chummy buddy buddy guy in the restroom who wants to spin a yarn with you while you and he are doing business. Just leave me alone pal.

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    Loud chewers and fat girls that think they're hot as fukk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Naggers

    Racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcduggly View Post
    fat girls that think they're hot as fukk.
    That wear belly shirts and think they can pull it off.
    "Hey, Missy, do you check the mirror before you go out?"

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    getting sat next to the guy that smells like shit playing some poker at the casino

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scalamanga View Post
    N_GGERS Funniest South Park!!!

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    Dick Van Dyke annoys me.
    Oh and slow & stupid "drivers" impeding traffic going side-by-side in the same direction like 2 wounded mules annoy the crap outta me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    Oh and slow & stupid "drivers" impeding traffic going side-by-side in the same direction like 2 wounded mules annoy the crap outta me.
    Funny you should post that.
    This one everybody can agree on.
    Two lane road, red light, I'm (or you) on the right (by the divider)
    Car next to you one the left, and you know the fart knocker wants to dart in front of you the second that light turns green.
    That annoys the phuck out of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teela View Post
    You know that you can use actual balloons to make balloon animals. Condoms are not used for that purpose.
    Sure they are, silly girl.

    You don't seem to know very much about condoms... you obviously don't get very much strange, huh?

    Just last week after finishing up with a waitress that took my order and then proceeded to ah, well, TAKE MY ORDER ... she mentioned her kid's birthday party later in the day so I decided to show the waitress even more of my skills.

    So I made the kids a giraffe with some Magnum Golds (realllllly long neck, natch) and even a rhinoceros with the ribbed ones.

    And b/c I was in the Christmas spirit, I saved the one I had used w/mom and made a very cute Rudolph with 'snow' falling on his head, if ya get my drift.

    I mean, WOW... the kids just loved it.

    Her kid told me it was THE... BEST... BIRTHDAY... EVER.

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    people who say "I could care less",liberals,kit kat commercials,teenagers who give you a badass look when they're 5'8" 120,transgender 50 year olds playing womens basketball,when you clinch a turd and have to use 50 wipes of toilet paper and you're already late
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    Quote Originally Posted by stefan084 View Post
    kit kat commercials
    Spot on, they are beyond annoying, and those annoying red head "Now that's better" Wendy's commercials, oooof.

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