1. 11-27-12 01:16 PM #1
    Sledge187
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    Someone Threw Fecal Matter At My Friend!

    Happened today at work. She flung her crap and hit him right in the face with it. The office really smells bad right now. Girl is from India and says it is a sign of respect. My friend is pissed bc he is getting blamed for it. Has cr@p all over his clothes. Now girls husband wants to fight my boy. Guy is some kind of Indian MMA fighter. Not the type of guy to mess with. Says my boy must bend down on one knee to apologize. He has to much pried to do that so he will probably get his ass beat. Indian MMA guy also wants nude pics from my boy in exchange for money. Not sure what to I should tell him to do.
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  2. 11-27-12 01:19 PM #2
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    We throw fecal matter at slam pigs all the time.

    Your friend sounds like a fagg.
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  3. 11-27-12 05:58 PM #3
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    wtf?
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  4. 11-27-12 09:05 PM #4
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    I call bull , I mean India s h i t
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  5. 11-27-12 11:31 PM #5
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    Whatever pal we know you don't have friends it was you slingin crap at urself in the mirror
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  6. 11-28-12 12:06 AM #6
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    where did she get the fecal matter? was she wearing a skirt and no panties and just produced it on the spot? or did she bring it to work in a zip lock?


    she's not going to get in trouble for throwing crap in the office? do you work at a zoo?

    does the indian mma fighter have arms and legs that stretch out like the guy in street fighter?
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  7. 11-28-12 06:50 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge187 View Post
    Happened today at work. She flung her crap and hit him right in the face with it. The office really smells bad right now. Girl is from India and says it is a sign of respect. My friend is pissed bc he is getting blamed for it. Has cr@p all over his clothes. Now girls husband wants to fight my boy. Guy is some kind of Indian MMA fighter. Not the type of guy to mess with. Says my boy must bend down on one knee to apologize. He has to much pried to do that so he will probably get his ass beat. Indian MMA guy also wants nude pics from my boy in exchange for money. Not sure what to I should tell him to do.
    Welcome back JJ.
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  8. 11-29-12 09:25 AM #8
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    From what we know the poop was produced on the spot because it was warm when it hit his face. Actually has partial pink eye from it.
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  9. 02-25-13 11:49 PM #9
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    I'm going to update this real soon.
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  10. 02-26-13 08:01 AM #10
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    This happens all the time. I believe u. ( Rolling eyes)
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  11. 02-26-13 09:20 AM #11
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  12. 02-26-13 11:14 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge187 View Post
    I'm going to update this real soon.
    I have been checking this thread with bated breath. End the agony.
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