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    SamDiamond
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    The end of the Twinkie

    I am NOT making any references or jokes to TTWarrior.

    But this is ironic.

    Hostess Brands may dissolve and with it. The treat beloved by the clinically obese and heart attack patients would cease to exist.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/sns-rt...fmsg_-7890|0|0@@

    Reuters

    Hostess Brands Inc said it would seek
    this week to liquidate the company unless enough workers stopped
    striking by the end of the workday on Thursday to allow the
    maker of Wonder bread and Twinkies to resume normal operations.


    Members of the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and
    Grain Millers International Union (BCTGM) went on strike on Nov.
    9 in response to court-approved pay cuts. The company, which has
    about 18,000 employees, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in
    January.

    Hostess said it would file a motion with U.S. Bankruptcy
    Court in White Plains, New York, on Friday to close shop and
    sell its assets if enough employees do not return to work by 5
    p.m. Eastern time on Thursday. If the motion is granted, Hostess
    would begin to close its operations as soon as Nov. 20.

    Hostess Chief Executive Gregory Rayburn said the company did
    not have the financial wherewithal to weather an ongoing strike.
    A union spokesman was not immediately available for comment.

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    Haven't had a Twinkie in 8 years; don't miss em.

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    oh HELL NO!

    i've put up with a lot of shit in my lifetime but not having any twinkies would take the "cake"

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    oh HELL NO!

    i've put up with a lot of shit in my lifetime but not having any twinkies would take the "cake"

    Well played

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    Riveting tale chap

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    A eat tons of junk, but never have twinkies, ring dings, or any shit like that.

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    oh no..

    ttwarrior going to freak out. ..

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    I do not want to be any where Near Rosie O'donnel or Oprah or TTWarrior when their handlers give them the news.. I picture the first Jurassic Park where they had to keep cattle prodding the Raptors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    oh no..

    ttwarrior going to freak out. ..
    First his mod job and now this.. It truly is the end of the world for TT.

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    This could cut the obesity rate in the US by a few %'s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by borednaz View Post
    I do not want to be any where Near Rosie O'donnel or Oprah or TTWarrior when their handlers give them the news.. I picture the first Jurassic Park where they had to keep cattle prodding the Raptors.
    Heard all three mainline their Twinkies, straight out of the fryer.

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    I got a Twinkie connect hit me up

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    twinkies blow anyway, those chocolate twinkie things are 10x better

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOIRISH View Post
    twinkies blow anyway, those chocolate twinkie things are 10x better
    you mean chocodiles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    you mean chocodiles?
    wtf is a chocodile? Im talking ho hos man

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    Dudleydawson just had a heart attack

    Dudley is 5'8 485 pounds

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    zoo youk
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    how many carbs in one twinkie? off top of my head going to say 42

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    old news and there are hundreds here fatter than me , but none stronger, not a 1

    Haven't eaten a twinkie since like 1978, they simply cost too much compared to little debbie
    and im 298

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    Meanwhile in titty's local grocery store


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    Interstate Bakeries/Hostess/Drake
    have been driven to bankruptcy many times over the years
    by the unions.
    Don't worry, you'll still have twinkies and big wheels, all the brands
    will be sold to a non-union company who will make them just as well.

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