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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    What took you so long?

    Long day at work
    Actually....yes, it was.

    Unlike yourself, I have to work hard, everyday....quite often 7 days a week....to provide my family with the type of life I wish for them.

    That's the American way.

    Unlike yourself, I have zero desire to sit around all day in a house reeking of cat feces while collecting government benefit checks.

    But good luck with all that......

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    Yeah I really get a government check idiot

    I don't need no fuk telling me what to do

    only a weak person needs a job

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    emily are you a cute tranny or a gorooso?

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Actually....yes, it was.

    Unlike yourself, I have to work hard, everyday....quite often 7 days a week....to provide my family with the type of life I wish for them.

    That's the American way.

    Unlike yourself, I have zero desire to sit around all day in a house reeking of cat feces while collecting government benefit checks.

    But good luck with all that......
    I seriously want Haines to tell us the story, no job, pretty nice house (if it is his), I'm interested, cause it doesn't seem like he's cleaning the books up for all that $$.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    I seriously want Haines to tell us the story, no job, pretty nice house (if it is his), I'm interested, cause it doesn't seem like he's cleaning the books up for all that $$.
    How do you know I'm not cleaning up?

    PM that f\*g Heritage Insider and ask him if I win.

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    I watched those videos and literally got douche chills for this dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Clown finishes up a handyman job for some decent folks and starts taking video on the way out the fukkin door. Unreal.
    Yeah that's why he walked out of his own house with a cool cat by the way and showed you fuk's what a decent neighborhood he lives in! You're the jealous broke dick fuk'in clown William douche bag, that lives in the fuk'in trailer park Emily was talk'in about! See assholes, it's not so hard, you can be successful, have a nice home, pay your taxes, help out your fellow man, all while being a democrat!

    Nice video Emily, I knew you were a cat guy like me. All the intelligent people are! Love the part about white trash trailer park hillbillies who still go and vote for rich fuk's every election. They're too fuk'in stupid, like this Walters idiot to realize when a real politician is trying to help them.

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    haines = tranny garbage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    How do you know I'm not cleaning up?

    PM that f\*g Heritage Insider and ask him if I win.

    Because NFL week one you were 'ALL In' on a GB Prop....lost...then you went huge on Geno Smith for Heisman...fail....etc.

    So by logic, you're in the hole like your 11:30 appointment soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    What took you so long?

    Long day at work

    MY God this idiot has fallen near the same class as the SBR retard Bradley.

    Emily Hanes is an absolute moron

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    good stuff.So many of these video posters seem like they just came from the cast of fargo or slingblade.

    mmhmm I like them French fried potaters. mmhmmm


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    take us into a day in the life of emily haines, vlog

    show us how you live comfortably unemployed upper middle class with cats and bet 600k heisman props

    all the forum talent is gone now. time to seize your moment and be the star you were born to be

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    God daaaamn you buried yourself. Youve been trying to portray an image of yourself that doesnt coincide with who you really are but theres never been actual PROOF that youre lying..You live in a house, which is actually probably your moms house, that looks like its worth probably about 150K if that..I dont know if i should rip into you some more or just feel sorry for you, man. Either way you need serious help. Its people like this ladies and gentleman that voted for Obama. Congratulations...Were fukked.

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    Fukkin' prick is buried. In what fukked up state do you arbitrarily scribble somewhere sort of near the candidates name and it counts as a vote?????? Go home and feed your cat and pray that Geno stops being terrible.

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    Awwwww, you're are a cat sitter, that's admirable.

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    What a nasal sounding voice. Horrible.

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    You sound like a fat ass nerd

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    Fool unknowingly buried his self while trying to show off.

    What a dipshit.

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    wonder why we didnt get to see the poster in the video

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    wonder why we didnt get to see the poster in the video
    You come hold the camera then, f\*g.

    WTF, you think I got three arms?

    By the way.....YOUR GUY LOST!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    You come hold the camera then, f\*g.

    WTF, you think I got three arms?

    By the way.....YOUR GUY LOST!
    Were you watching the same results as everyone else Emily? The concepts of "peace" and "freedom" are still as unpopular as ever in the United States and our GAL (Roseanne Barr...) barely broke the 50k mark nationwide.

    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Actually....yes, it was.

    Unlike yourself, I have to work hard, everyday....quite often 7 days a week....to provide my family with the type of life I wish for them.

    That's the American way.

    Unlike yourself, I have zero desire to sit around all day in a house reeking of cat feces while collecting government benefit checks.

    But good luck with all that......
    Similarly amazing you had the time to grind SBR's BJ promo so hard last night with the rest of us jobless, unproductive degens... I guess when it became your clear your bracket wouldn't be getting quite as big of a handout as you felt you deserved you had to go grubbing for whatever pocket change you could get ahold of to insure your wallet still got the election day fatting you feel entitled to?

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    Most of the trailer parks here vote democrat

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    WoW nice house! What time does your mother clean your Room?She wouldnt let you borow the car to go vote?

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    Nice job Haines!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    Were you watching the same results as everyone else Emily? The concepts of "peace" and "freedom" are still as unpopular as ever in the United States and our GAL (Roseanne Barr...) barely broke the 50k mark nationwide.



    Similarly amazing you had the time to grind SBR's BJ promo so hard last night with the rest of us jobless, unproductive degens... I guess when it became your clear your bracket wouldn't be getting quite as big of a handout as you felt you deserved you had to go grubbing for whatever pocket change you could get ahold of to insure your wallet still got the election day fatting you feel entitled to?
    Uhhh....it was from 10:00 to 10:45 pm. So yeah....had a little free time then.

    Herbie's mad because I put a beatdown on him during that promo.

    Sorry herb....apparently you're not a card sharp like myself.

    Too bad, biiiaattcchh.

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    just one theory...the guy sounds a tad slow. maybe he has a closed head injury from a car accident and won a a nice settlement? 100's of different ways to live nice without working.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Uhhh....it was from 10:00 to 10:45 pm. So yeah....had a little free time then.

    Herbie's mad because I put a beatdown on him during that promo.

    Sorry herb....apparently you're not a card sharp like myself.

    Too bad, biiiaattcchh.


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    Anyhow, since clearly I have slightly the best of it, next time there is a promo like this let me know you are interested and I'll happily prop bet my results against yours...

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post

    Uhhh....it was from 10:00 to 10:45 pm. So yeah....had a little free time then.

    Herbie's mad because I put a beatdown on him during that promo.

    Sorry herb....apparently you're not a card sharp like myself.

    Too bad, biiiaattcchh.
    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post



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    Although I didn't realize we were playing against each other last night I'm quite confident that I have the edge in both knowledge of basic strategy and playing speed (not being forced to spend seven days a week micromanaging a bunch employees working for slave wages to insure full exploitation for my weekly manicures and teeth whitings gives me plenty of free time to acquire such meaningful life skills...) so congrats on defying the expected results and clearing like a 100 points than me.

    Anyhow, since clearly I have slightly the best of it, next time there is a promo like this let me know you are interested and I'll happily prop bet my results against yours...
    Opieshit couldn't put a beat down on anybody unless he was greasing up his hands to slow jack a fuk'in horse! Go post a jerky video beatdown boy! Speak'in of fuk'in beat downs, tell us about your sad life now that romney shit got run the fuk outta town by an intelligent black guy! Hey opieshit, take that romney sign and line a fuk'in bird cage with it or use it to wipe your ass!

    Romney/Ryan "Americas came and got knock the fuk out team" No comeback for those assholes! It was over by my third beer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post


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    Straight-up bitchslapped that fool!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
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    Straight-up bitchslapped that fool!!
    Shame that your simpleton true believer sheep like allegiance to whoever you think is the most likely to throw the most gold coins your way blinded you from taking advantage of all the +EV opportunities that SBR offered for the election and prevented you from being the actual biggest points winner yesterday (hint: look at the badges below our names)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    Shame that your simpleton true believer sheep like allegiance to whoever you think is the most likely to throw the most gold coins your way blinded you from taking advantage of all the +EV opportunities that SBR offered for the election and prevented you from being the actual biggest points winner yesterday (hint: look at the badges below our names)...

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    mike jamm you are a pos black racist, you only wish you could be rich, you uneducated pos, bring it on, you need a white man to fight then bring it, you cricket

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    So Haines doesn't live in a shack in the middle of nowhere, large vegetable garden out back, living off the fat of the land. Hmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    So Haines doesn't live in a shack in the middle of nowhere, large vegetable garden out back, living off the fat of the land. Hmmm
    Still has not been proven that he did not just take care of the plumbing in that house, and take a video on his way out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Still has not been proven that he did not just take care of the plumbing in that house, and take a video on his way out.
    Good call. Could be a professional cat-sitter, plant-waterer for the vacationing upper class.

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