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    Just sent to my phone literally 5 minutes ago. I had to post this. Wow.


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    she has that look in her eye

    ur in trouble pal

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    still not bad, I would see if the mom and dad are obese

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    fat bitch.

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    Nice

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    100% pregnant.
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    would smash all day

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    Is she the same chick from before, on the drive 4 hr's thread? The one who said she'd call you sir, or is this a new hot chubby chick?

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    marry a bitch and she does downhill 94% of the time

    so don't marry a bitch

    lesson A in life

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Just sent to my phone literally 5 minutes ago. I had to post this. Wow.

    Stop fuking around, and Smash that shit already.

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    Don't know whats wrong with her eyelids maybe needs sleep or plastic surgery but goddam look at them ttiittes
    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Just sent to my phone literally 5 minutes ago. I had to post this. Wow.


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    Sooooooo Saturday night I go and meet this chick. She was wearing a skirt... with her hoots hanging out. But this was a total bust... like... it didn't go so well... she was on the heavy side. I didn't take a photo with me and her. Why should I? I mean...

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    left or right?

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    The prom pic looks like a fat girl in the making. Don't see what the big deal is. You thought those arms would get smaller?

    She is a beauty in every picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOIRISH View Post
    left or right?
    Left

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    So what happened w/her on Saturday? You ditch her?

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    dude if she was your high school crush, why not hit it for that sake? i would...

    unless, she was crazy or something.

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    if she sent you that pic, she wants to be manhandled by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    How can you go from this....









    To This????





    Wow did this girl look hot in high school... I'd eat her poop she was so freaking hot.
    what year did you graduate high school? that dude in the picture looks familiar......

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    i wonder what kind of gut she rockin down there

    she got some sh*t hanging over the sides?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Is she the same chick from before, on the drive 4 hr's thread? The one who said she'd call you sir, or is this a new hot chubby chick?
    My bad dutch... yep this is the same girl. Check her off the list.

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    yo send her over to me im down for fat chicks i like it when they walking and then they stop walking but the fat on there gut still needs a few seconds to stop shaking that is my SH*T bro SEND THIS FAT CHICK DOWN TO ME i'll show her a good time and buy her all the fukin food she wants

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    she is not bad at alll

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    dude SEND HER THE FUK DOWN TO ME ask her if she is into slightly older guys ASK YOU U FUK

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post


    Sooooooo Saturday night I go and meet this chick. She was wearing a skirt... with her hoots hanging out. But this was a total bust... like... it didn't go so well... she was on the heavy side. I didn't take a photo with me and her. Why should I? I mean...
    that sucks. so how did you ditch her?

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    You couldn't have done both? I'm confused?

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    She got so wasted... and her friend (who's on the right) looked at me and goes "you're going to leave aren't you?" And I said I'm just going to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom... took a leak... thought it over while I was whizzing... and then walked out of the bathroom and bolted to the main entrance and exited.

    She was hot and cold all night... I was sitting at the bar... she bounced her ass off of my rooster all night... she told me she wanted me. So I whispered back to her... let's go out to the parking lot... or her hotel room. And she goes we will. And I'm like... man... I don't have all night cuz I'm not waking up with you in the morning. And she texted me all day Sunday... and a little on Monday and i haven't responded... yet. Cuz, she told me she was going suck me beautiful... and she didn't. Don't tease my hog like that.

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    i never realized how low guys standards are on here

    that cubs tshirt pic is repulsive....that's the body of a miserable slob

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    i never realized how low guys standards are on here

    that cubs tshirt pic is repulsive....that's the body of a miserable slob
    InTheDrink that miserable slob is WAY way way way way above my baseline standards

    I would give anything to bang her InTheDrink

    anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    InTheDrink that miserable slob is WAY way way way way above my baseline standards

    I would give anything to bang her InTheDrink

    anything
    Yeah, sure, but then again you'd give anything to bang IntheDrink so you'll excuse us for dismissing your opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    She got so wasted... and her friend (who's on the right) looked at me and goes "you're going to leave aren't you?" And I said I'm just going to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom... took a leak... thought it over while I was whizzing... and then walked out of the bathroom and bolted to the main entrance and exited.

    She was hot and cold all night... I was sitting at the bar... she bounced her ass off of my rooster all night... she told me she wanted me. So I whispered back to her... let's go out to the parking lot... or her hotel room. And she goes we will. And I'm like... man... I don't have all night cuz I'm not waking up with you in the morning. And she texted me all day Sunday... and a little on Monday and i haven't responded... yet. Cuz, she told me she was going suck me beautiful... and she didn't. Don't tease my hog like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Yeah, sure, but then again you'd give anything to bang IntheDrink so you'll excuse us for dismissing your opinion.
    no, i fuk around with whatever is around here and there sure, but this chick is special

    i would make her my wife

    i would cuddle with her as long as she needed every night, and I would tell her that I love her

    i want to be with her

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    no, i fuk around with whatever is around here and there sure, but this chick is special

    i would make her my wife

    i would cuddle with her as long as she needed every night, and I would tell her that I love her

    i want to be with her
    I'll make ya a deal.

    You deliver me JoJo for my Asian line and I'll deliver you this chick.

    DEAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    i never realized how low guys standards are on here

    that cubs tshirt pic is repulsive....that's the body of a miserable slob




    I want to stick my tongue in her big fat ass.

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    This chick won't leave me alone.


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