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    Un-FUKKIN-Real: State Of New USSR Jersey

    I can't fukkin believe this.

    So my boy just calls me up and says his wife wants to move to New Jersey and do I know any decent realtors there.

    So I asked him what part of Jersey you looking to move to?

    He says somewhere close to Philly, maybe camden county but I heard something about camden county can you check it out for me?

    I say what did you hear?

    He says that he heard that anyone living in camden county outside of the city of Camden itself, who is a homeowner, gets charged with a double utilities bill to pay for the stiffs (read african-americans) in the city of Camden who don't pay anything.

    I say hold on, I'll get back to you in 10 minutes.

    I call a friend of mine who lives in camden county who lives outside of Camden city, who is a homeowner.

    I ask her does the county charge you a double utilities bill for the fukkin pieces of shit in Camden that don't pay anything?

    She says yes they do and it's happened ever since she bought her house a couple years ago. Then she says she's at work and can't talk and will fill me in later.

    WTF!

    It's bad enough they make you pay taxes out of your ass but now you also must support these fukkin black deadbeats!

    WTF!

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    unreal

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    New Jersey is a fukkin shit hole. All of it. Every fukkin place there. I know a broad from there, been there handful of times.

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    so then why dont you just not pay YOUR utility bill and join the side that is benefiting from that system??

    Simple solution pal
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    so then why dont you just not pay YOUR utility bill and join the side that is benefiting from that system??

    Simple solution pal
    First of all, this ain't for me it's for a friend of mine who's wife wants to move.

    Second, are you fukkin nuts?

    No sane person WANTS to live in CAMDEN fukkin new jersey.

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    minorities have really killed usa

    what a shame

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    Pretty sure this isn't true

    If true why can't I find 1 article or anything on the Internet that backs this up?

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    saloon this shit!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    New Jersey is a fukkin shit hole. All of it. Every fukkin place there. I know a broad from there, been there handful of times.

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    yet another worthless topic started by "mr. internet tough guy" ("if i wanted to id take care of you in seconds"-yet never wants to prove his big talk) living in his parents south philly (yooo, joeeeey!) basement.

    all proud of the views his topics get and chit....phukkin wet paper bag of a poster

    bet anyone 1/5 he knows where/when the next big MMA fight is...off the top of his head

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    dear anyone in NJ whining

    stop voting democrat

    dumb fukks

    straight dem senators since 1982

    voted dem for president last 5 elections and this will make 6.

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    State Of New USSR Jersey

    what exactly USSR has to do with shit? Lived there...never seen anything like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    State Of New USSR Jersey

    what exactly USSR has to do with shit? Lived there...never seen anything like it.
    Because it's a socialist system genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post

    yet another worthless topic started by "mr. internet tough guy" ("if i wanted to id take care of you in seconds"-yet never wants to prove his big talk) living in his parents south philly (yooo, joeeeey!) basement.

    all proud of the views his topics get and chit....phukkin wet paper bag of a poster

    bet anyone 1/5 he knows where/when the next big MMA fight is...off the top of his head
    Worthless thread? Then why did you reply to it?

    Oh that's right, you want to suck my dikk, I forgot.

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    just pointing out the quality of the posts, that is all...got beef with me? name the time/place. until then you'll just have to deal with the replies that come your way tough guy

    *right to the gay stuff AGAIN, eh??? you might need to sort some stuff out in your parents basement wittle guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post
    just pointing out the quality of the posts, that is all...got beef with me? name the time/place. until then you'll just have to deal with the replies that come your way tough guy

    *right to the gay stuff AGAIN, eh??? you might need to sort some stuff out in your parents basement wittle guy
    Quality of the posts?

    You mean like yours?

    3,000 posts and you haven't ever said one interesting thing yet.

    Keep trying.

    I'm sure someone will love to hear about all the mudholes you and your pigs rolled around in on your farm.

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    from reading your posts id guess you really REALLY like the sound of your own voice....
    probably why you have 3K posts in a year...your parents (upstairs) must be SO phukkin proud

    still dodging that time/place promise you made, eh? not surprising-wuss

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    I'm sure someone will love to hear about all the mudholes you and your pigs rolled around in on your farm.
    wow, if thats the best you got i might have to throttle back on your abuse....you obviously aint got the chops for this "internet insult" thing.
    work on the material and get back to me when you think you have something and maybe, just maybe we can get together for one of those yummy pump-kin brews you so gleefully posted about last week *another great topic i might add

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    so, tell me: did hitler have dealings with the ET's? sbr really REALLY wants to know

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    Quote Originally Posted by statnerds View Post
    dear anyone in NJ whining

    stop voting democrat

    dumb fukks

    straight dem senators since 1982

    voted dem for president last 5 elections and this will make 6.
    Republican governor.

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    lets cut the crap and make some $ tonight boys:
    phillyflyer, who ya got tonight?
    i need a fade play and you're my(and sbr's) favorite mush....
    dont keep us waiting chitstain, spit it out: who's the ?

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    hey, well shouldnt of had slavery then tough guy

    chickens coming home to roost

    you had slavery and your peoples got mad free sh*t for hundreds of years, now guess what, your paying for there fukin electricity and health care

    dont get mad at them, get mad at your fourfathers whom profitted from slaves

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    dont get mad at them, get mad at your fourfathers
    whoa bro...thats a pretty strong statement about phillyflyers mom there how you know the number of dudes at that gangbang anyway?

    you better watch out...he knows MMA and posts ridiculous chit on message boards. tread lightly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post
    whoa bro...thats a pretty strong statement about phillyflyers mom there how you know the number of dudes at that gangbang anyway?

    you better watch out...he knows MMA and posts ridiculous chit on message boards. tread lightly.
    not talking about phillyflyers per say, i meant it retorecally, just talking about guys in general who are mad at having to pay for other people's free sh*t

    i mean my fourfathers count too, and so i understand why i may have to, at times, pay for there free sh*t such as food stamps, electricity, welfare, medicare, etc etc

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    i still profit from slaves....i work for the BkofAma on forclosed homes in Philly that the homies cant afford/split on.

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    wtf:
    b a n k of america spelled out correctly turns into BkofAma when posted at sbr...odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post
    i still profit from slaves....i work for the BkofAma on forclosed homes in Philly that the homies cant afford/split on.
    yeah i mean some people still do, so i mean, good for you, but do realize that yeah once in a while your gonna have to cough up for some free sh*t for them

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    i mean my fourfathers count too,
    wait, your moms a ho like phillyflyers mom? how do you know all this stuff? how can i get so smart like you two?
    Last edited by cecil127; 10-15-12 at 05:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    yeah i mean some people still do, so i mean, good for you, but do realize that yeah once in a while your gonna have to cough up for some free sh*t for them
    i buy their dimes and split it with them....cecil reparation-philly style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post
    wait, your moms a ho like phillyflyers mom? how do you know all this stuff? how can i get so smart like you two?
    not a ho per say but im saying yeah i gotta pay up now cause of slavery, same as you, same as phillyflyers' friend, etc etc

    chickens coming home to roost

    i mean its really not that much, double lighting bill here and there, some goverment cheese here and there, whatever

    its not that much it shouldnt make a difference in any of our lives really

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    yeah i mean some people still do, so i mean, good for you, but do realize that yeah once in a while your gonna have to cough up for some free sh*t for them
    phukkin right: good for me. they pay about 3x more than normal for a tarp job and about 10x the price for a roof repair. unreal $

    please, dont pay....let the place go to chit. philly flyers gotta look at the blight and i come put a temporary bandaid on it and go back to my 3 acres 40 miles away and count the dead presidents

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    not a ho per say but im saying yeah i gotta pay up now cause of slavery, same as you, same as phillyflyers' friend, etc etc

    chickens coming home to roost

    i mean its really not that much, double lighting bill here and there, some goverment cheese here and there, whatever

    its not that much it shouldnt make a difference in any of our lives really
    sooooo, you're buying this (gov't) cheeseheads post that this chit is true? wow, PT Barnum was 100% absolutely correct.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post
    from reading your posts id guess you really REALLY like the sound of your own voice....
    probably why you have 3K posts in a year...your parents (upstairs) must be SO phukkin proud

    still dodging that time/place promise you made, eh? not surprising-wuss
    The difference in my posts and yours is that no one gives a fukk about your posts, probably just like in life, no one gives a fukk about you.

    Wuss? LMAO just admit you want to sukk my dikk fagboy stalker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post
    phukkin right: good for me. they pay about 3x more than normal for a tarp job and about 10x the price for a roof repair. unreal $

    please, dont pay....let the place go to chit. philly flyers gotta look at the blight and i come put a temporary bandaid on it and go back to my 3 acres 40 miles away and count the dead presidents
    Got a look at the blight?

    My property tax is probably more than your entire mortgage mr. roofer.

    You do nothing more in life than clean other people's slop.

    If you want real work, I could hire you to clean my shoes 3 times week. You'll make more than you make now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post
    sooooo, you're buying this (gov't) cheeseheads post that this chit is true? wow, PT Barnum was 100% absolutely correct.....
    It is true.

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