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    N*********s went 0-4 on TEASE... now 2-22 on the year. Liberal pipe smokers rejoice!

    Nincompoops!!!!

    (Just gotta jump back in here for a Tyroneous Jackson Shout-out!!!)

    Your favorite QB's (you know, the ones liberals suck the dicks of up and down for some Assanine Action) have only won against the tease in 2 out of 24 games.

    Now, mind you, these Galileo QB's are sometimes playing each other.... and they still can't outpace the tease!!! It's accounted for in all the tease losses.

    22-2 boys!!! (91.6%)


    I know, I know.... too small of a sample. The Einstein QB's went 1-3 SU today (the one win was from when they played each other in a game of high shit slinging at the Braindead QB Corral).

    Pedagoggy and the whole crew of charcoal dick smokers will jump in here and run their lips up and down that QB rooster..... So keep on sukking that low quality QB dick, liberal jackasses.

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    Hey baskets, how deep is that black dildo up your ass right now??

    The whole 10 inches?? Half?? 1/4?? Is it covered in ky jelly??? Or just pure spit and hand grease??

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    Unreal LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Hey baskets, how deep is that black dildo up your ass right now??

    The whole 10 inches?? Half?? 1/4?? Is it covered in ky jelly??? Or just pure spit and hand grease??
    Why the fukk would your even be concerned about this question? You sound like a fat fagg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post
    Why the fukk would your even be concerned about this question? You sound like a fat fagg.
    Yes I'm a fat f\*g. That's means I'll butt rape you very easily.. Watch yourself Texas... I don't want to stretch your asshole out..

    Ya know what I mean??

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    is this a 6 pt tease?

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Yes I'm a fat f\*g. That's means I'll butt rape you very easily.. Watch yourself Texas... I don't want to stretch your asshole out..

    Ya know what I mean??
    Very easily? I think not. I've seen your short fat ass in videos...you may be an online tough guy, but I would pound you like a two dollar hooker you short fukk.

    P.S. Hoodies are for fats fukks thats are embarrassed to work out in public.

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    Compile every black QB start in NFL history and give us the ATS and SU results. Then do a case study on what limitation they have mental or otherwise that causes them to underperform. This is your calling write a book and become famous

    Same thing as studies about how blacks are superior athletes because of fast twitch muscles, quicker hand eye coordination, w/e

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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post
    Very easily? I think not. I've seen your short fat ass in videos...you may be an online tough guy, but I would pound you like a two dollar hooker you short fukk.

    P.S. Hoodies are for fats fukks thats are embarrassed to work out in public.
    Let me guess you wear tanktops to show off your 13 inch arms right??


    and i'm ready for you anytime boy.. I'm going to rape your ass good.

    Ps.. Please post pic of yourself, so I can dream about you.

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    Mayan will you fight me guy?

    I am a mud wrestler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    Mayan will you fight me guy?

    I am a mud wrestler.
    Hawley I'll wrestle you after Txaaron... I want to wrestle Texas all night long..

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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    They forgot to subtitle "you heard?"


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    Baskets cleaning up

    stats dont lie

    great work

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Baskets cleaning up

    stats dont lie

    great work
    The stats are of course accurate.

    However, it's not about the "black qb". It's about the teams. So, taking out the Seattle/Washington game, we're left with an 0-2 record for black QB's yesterday.

    baskets, in other posts, calls really close wind by black qb's "squeakers" and "not legitimate wins". Well, one loss yesterday was a 2 point loss by the Eagles, who are not good, no matter who their QB is, to the Steelers. The other loss was a SHOCKING QB CHOKE JOB (sarcasm) where the fukking PANTHERS lost to an undefeated Falcons team.

    Maybe it's about more than the color of the QB's skin?

    I mean, this thread's stats make sense. it's just that the real principle to profit from is that teasing these TEAMS (Panthers, Eagles, Seahawks, Redskins, Bucaneers) may be a good strategy.

    You're problem jj, is that you are misstating what the argument is about. it's not about whether baskets is correct about the ATS/teaser records are of these TEAMS. It's the fact that baskets is a mouth-breathing, ignorant, "off his meds" idiot, who calls Blacks "monkeys, zoo animals, etc" and drops "n-bombs" all over all of his threads.

    Just admit that the numbers are correct, but that flat out ignorant racism is unacceptable bullshit. it's not that difficult.

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    Philly covered spread yesterday straight up and both teams in that game would have cashed in a standard 6 point teaser.

    Wash didn't cover spread yesterday because white qb Cousins threw 2 picks in final 2 mnutes of game and both teams in that game would have cashed in a standard 6 point teaser.

    Seattle would have covered a 6 point teaser and Carolina would have been a push in most teasers depending on what number you got.

    So black qb's went 3-0-1 in teasers, while white qb's were 15-6-1 in teasers.

    Baskets can't even do elementary school math and we all know jj is a full blown mentally challenged adult.

    Now Baskets will throw out some insults involving welfare and other things since his post has been proven false with simple math based off a small sample from yesterday's games.
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    Also, on this baskets thread, he posts some gifs:
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/193...xcellence.html
    Those gifs are hotlinked from the forum chimpout.com

    Their main page opening text:

    Welcome to Chimpout. A black plague is descending upon civilization. That plague is called the ******.

    This is the genius we're dealing with here.

    * Edit to add, it's ridiculous that this forum auto-edits the word "******" because it's so offensive, but baskets is willfully allowed to call LT Profits' Black adopted kids "pets from the zoo" and post gifs of tarbabies dancing around buckets of fried chicken.

    A clue for anyone needing it: It's not the "n word" that's the main issue. It's the penetrating racism and ignorant bullshit behind the word.

    LOL - The word fukking is too offensive (changed it above to "penetrating" for me), but a Klan rally by this dick 4 times a day is fine? WTF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    anyone know what episode this scene is from?

    i thought i had watched the majority of ross kemp going on these tag alongs but apparently not all of them

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    Baskets,

    You continually abuse the forum because you know we aren't big on censorship. That said, you're crossing a line with your repeated digs. Discuss black quarterbacking in an intelligible fashion, if you can, because the next racial epithet will be your last.
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    best day in SBR history is when the gimp baskets is booted
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    Oh the internet is great for cowards

    It's too bad Baskets doesn't say this in public in front of a black man. Hell, I wish he would say this in front of a real person who is not a neanderthal. I want to see a black guy penetrate this guy up for real in real life. THe internet is easy for a coward like him
    Last edited by RunningMan7; 10-09-12 at 05:18 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RunningMan7 View Post
    It's too bad Baskets doesn't say this in public in front of a black man. Hell, I wish he would say this in front of a real person who is not a neanderthal. I want to see a black guy penetrate this guy up for real in real life. THe internet is easy for a coward like him.
    exactly

    the little coward craves attention

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    Ha ha, the site censor software is hilarious. I actually typed without the asterisks "I want to see a black guy f*** this guy up" and it came out as penetrate. Actually I am fine with the censored version too. Send baskets to OZ TV show prison and Adebisi will take care of him

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